Not to be taken too seriously. You asked for it!


Spatterson was geared for battle. She pointed her weapon at the Mistress and sent out not one, but multiple spiked balls from her morning star. "One, two, three, four, five, six, ... eight, nine, ten," she said counting each of her balls as they flew out her weapon's head. The balls all made their way to Maleficent. "Eleven ... twelve!" Spatterson cries out triumphantly. "Take that!"

The balls swerved around Maleficent, and continued orbiting around and around. She laughs at Spatterson's feeble attempt. I guess counting how many balls you send aloud doesn't help surprise the opponent. "You know, Sarah, you've got balls, I'll admit it. I admire that about you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must resume attacking Prince Phillip."

Maleficent's balls drop, and she resumed her battle with the prince, sending charged beams of darkness surrounded in pink lightning.

The two continue their gruelling fight, the prince shielding himself from Maleficent's blasts.

"I know you! I'll blow your shield away!" Maleficent takes a deep breath and blows most impressively, so much that Phillip loses his protection.

"Now, to finish the job!" Maleficent roars.

I guess Maleficent forgot about Spatterson who was charging her next move. A great big spiked ball was getting larger and larger. "Yeeeaaahhhh!" she cried as she whipped her weapon forward, launching the ball at the evil witch. Maleficent didn't notice in time and the ball knocked her close to the edge of the cliff.

"You little bitch," Maleficent says with acid, glaring at Spatterson.

Whoops, I think. Wrong move there girl. You're really asking for it now.

I then see something fall out of Maleficent's cloak. It's pink and throbbing, and begins to roll towards Prince Phillip.

"It's her heart! Spatterson you've removed her heart!" Phillip shouts joyfully. He throws his sword, attempting to hit Maleficent's heart, which is strange as it's right in front of him. Sadly he misses. He picks up his sword once more and throws it again. But the heart evaded the attack! Dude, you're not holding Thor's hammer there. He then tries to hit the heart further, raising the sword high above his head and bringing it down, but to no avail.

I see Maleficent slowly arise, but another one of Spatterson's huge balls hits her in the face, keeping her down.

"This isn't working," Phillip comments as he observes the throbbing heart. I then see the fairies come over to him and the sword starts to illuminate brightly. Oh, so he can just get his weapon to work whenever he wants. Lucky bastard.

I can't believe this is working. I thought Maleficent would be a much tougher opponent. She's practically defeated. I look over ot where she is. Or, where she was. I then look at Prince Phillip who seems dumbfounded as the heart vanished as well.

I then look to the sky to see a huge black and purple dragon soaring around the castle. Damn. I knew this was going too well.