Naruto finally landed with a thud. He blinked at the sudden brightness that blinded him. Soon he could see he was in a room full of doors. Naruto went to the first door only to find it locked. The next one was locked as well, and the next, and the next. He quickly ran out of doors.
"Arrg! What's the point of all these doors if they can't be used?" Naruto happened to look down and he noticed a tiny door he had missed when looking at the room eye level. He went to examine this door even though there was no way he would ever fit through it. There was a tiny window in the tiny door and Naruto bent down to peak through. On the other side was the familiar sight of Konoha.
Naruto threw up his hands in frustration. "How am I going to get back when the door is only as high as my calf?" He turned his back angrily to the door and his mouth dropped open in surprise. "Wha-, this wasn't here before!" A glass table sat in the middle of the room. On top of the table sat a bottle with a dark liquid. Naruto crossed to the table and picked up the bottle. There was a label that stated 'Drink Me.'
'Well, I am thirsty,' Naruto thought and drank the sweet liquid. 'Now what?' A strange feeling coursed through his body and Naruto thought he was falling because the table was rising up above him. The sensation and movement stopped all at once and he realized he had not fallen, for he was still standing. The table loomed gigantic over him. Naruto came to the confusing conclusion that he had somehow shrunk to just about the perfect size to go through the tiny door.
"Halleluiah, back to Konoha!" Naruto said and charged for the door, which was now a considerable distance away.
Upon reaching the door he found it, strangely to his surprise, locked.
"You've got to be kidding me! I shrunk down only to still be locked out." Naruto went back to glare at the bottle that had tricked him. He noticed something new sitting next to the bottle and peered at the object. Naruto gasped when he realized what it was. "A key! There was no key up there before I swear. Why the hell did it appear now when I am too small to reach it? I should be able to use my chakra to scale the table."
Naruto tried to channel chakra into his feet but didn't get the usual tingling feeling that let him know it was working. He shrugged it off as being one of the oddities of the place and ran for the table leg. He promptly fell flat on his back. "This isn't good. I'm stuck as a girl and now I don't have any chakra? What is going on? How am I going to get that key? I need to get to Tsunade so she can tell me what's wrong and fix it."
Naruto sat up and saw a box in front of him. The box had 'Eat Me' written across the top. He lifted the top off to find a bunch of tiny chocolates inside. "Hmmm, is this gonna make me bigger or something? These are so small; I'd better eat a lot."
He shoved a handful of chocolates in his mouth and ate them in a very unladylike manner. His body jerked and he noticed he was a little taller. Shrinking had been a smooth fluid motion; growing happened in spasms. Soon he was big enough to reach the key, but his body didn't stop the growth spurts. He was ten feet tall, then fifteen feet tall. The spasms sent his arms flailing around and his hand crashed through the wall. Naruto grabbed onto the pipes inside the wall but the next jerk caused him to rip the pipes apart. Water poured out soaking him completely.
When he was about thirty feet tall his body finally seemed content. The pipes eventually stopped spewing water but not before it had pooled a good six inches around his feet. The room apparently had a slant to it because there was a dry area in front of him. The height of the room was not as great as Naruto and the ceiling caused him to bend his neck terribly. He inched his feet forward slightly so he could slide down the wall and put his head upright.
Naruto was still not very comfortable with his legs positioned towards the dry part of the floor and the door it lead to, but he felt it beat sitting down in the cold water. He stayed like that for a few minutes as he wondered what would suddenly appear to help him out of this predicament. The table had been knocked over so even if there was still liquid in the bottle he had no idea where it would be. His answer came when the door at the dry area opened and Jiraiya stepped out.
"Tsunade will forgive my lateness if I give her this sake," Jiraiya said. Then he looked at what was in front of him. Jiraiya was apparently at the perfect angle to see straight up Naruto's dress to his underwear, because he suddenly covered his nose with his hand as his eyes bulged out of his head. "Must write about giant, hot, soaking wet girls," Jiraiya stuttered before running back through the door he had just exited.
Naruto was embarrassed to say the least. "Stupid perverted sage," he muttered glaring at the door. He noticed Jiraiya had left behind the bottle of sake. "If I could get that I bet I'd shrink back down."
Naruto slid his head along the ceiling as he brought his feet back towards the wall. The room was not very wide so by the time his legs were straight his head was practically at the other wall. All he had to do was lean down a little more to pick up the bottle. Naruto uncorked it with his teeth only to be faced with the problem of how to drink when his face was pointing to the ground. He turned his head to the side and poured the burning liquid into his cheek to swallow.
The effect was immediate as Naruto suddenly found himself in the middle of the air about the same size he was after drinking the first liquid. He fell from a dizzying height into the cold water. The impact stunned Naruto causing him to slowly sink into the dark depths.
