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At the edge of an unknown forest:

(13 hours and 15 minutes after dimension 'jump'?)

Narrator's P.O.V.

Two figures walked up to a sign outside of the town. The sign read.

'Welcome to Kouh'.

One of the figures was thinking 'How can we read Japanese? And what the hell universe! Of all the places you could of spat us out you chose here!' The other figure was still in a slight fan boy daze from when he met his 'Passenger' and totally ignored what was on the sign and kept on walking past the first figure. Seeing this, the first figure sighed and continued walking. From a distance the town had four areas that seemed to stick out the most. The first seemed to be some sort of town centre full of shops and other areas for the people to shop and entertain themselves, the second area seemed to be the area in which most of the citizens lived, the third was a hill just on the edge of the town with one building that seemed to be a church, the final area seemed to be a school, you may ask why a school stuck out so much, well this school in particular seemed to have humongous campus and I mean humongous.

3rd Person P.O.V.

As Kazuki and Akira entered the town it became very obvious very quickly that they had forgotten to check something. What they were wearing. Akira seemed to be wearing black leather armour with a black hooded cape held on by a phoenix clasp around the centre of his chest; the back of the cape seemed to have a pentagram drawn on. Kazuki seemed to be wearing overflowing robes with open design showing a shirt underneath, the arms had metal gauntlets and he also had a hooded shoulder cape, all of this was black except the t-shirt which was plain white (if you want better descriptions check our profile). This did earn them quite a few curious stares. They as normal people would do in this situation, posed in different ways, Kazuki crouched down looking ready to leap off on to the roofs of the buildings around them, while Akira flared out his right arm from underneath his cape causing it to whip out revealing the right side of his body while keeping his arm outstretched. It was at this point where Kazuki decided to escape this situation by jumping on to the roof of a nearby building and fleeing the scene jumping from building to building, thus leaving Akira to look like an idiot posing in the street. While being in this situation he just had an expression of feeling in pure bliss at what he had accomplished. The people around him had a multitude of reactions to this, the majority of people seeing this just gave him a look that screamed 'WTF', others gave him a look of respect that he could do this in public without giving two shits and there was a small group full of children and a few obvious otaku's that were currently fanboying over this situation. While this was happening Akira had an idea and screamed at the top of his lungs.

"I Lelouch VI Britannia must leave!" as he said this lightning descended from the sky and when the smoke cleared he had disappeared.

With Kazuki about a mile away.

Still 3rd Person P.O.V.

As Kazuki fled across the roofs a thunder cloud appeared in the sky and a lightning bolt struck in front of him before he landed the jump causing him to fail the landing and land on his face.

"DUDE DON'T DO THAT! Wait how did you do that? You what not interested how did we not notice what we were wearing? I mean it could have been worse we could've had no clothes, it makes me shiver just thinking about it!"

"Dude I can teleport using lightning, fuck it I'm set for life!" Kazuki face palmed at this, he did this so hard it left a glowing red hand print on his forehead.

"Ok before we get yet again side-tracked what are we going to do? I mean we need to live somewhere and we need money, I mean we could rob a bank but I'd rather not have that on my conscience." Kazuki said as he sat down.

"Why not? It sounds like fun I mean I can teleport using lightning how are we going to get caught?" Kazuki sweat dropped at this.

"And how prey tell would that be casual? We need to be smart for once not use theatrics!"

Just as Akira was about to reply they heard a very loud growling sound emanating from both of their stomachs.

"I guess plans could wait why we find some food?" Kazuki asked more than stated.

"And how will pay for said food? As you said we have no money!" Akira responded.

"Fine we'll rob the bank but just this once!" At this Akira acted like a little kid who had just been given a 1000 year supply of smarties. Hopping up and down like a school girl. Causing Kazuki to once again to face palm.

Outside the bank. Akira's P.O.V.

Both myself and Kazuki both had our hoods up preparing to commit our first crime in the entirety of both of our lives, unless you consider not being bothered to brush our hair a single day of our lives a crime in which case the 2nd crime we've ever committed. As we were about to enter the bank we heard a high pitched scream which no one else seemed to hear so we ran towards it. On the way we both had a conversation with our Dragons.

"Hey Alduin I know from our universe I can give you part of my body to unlock balance breaker am aloud to do that?"

[Sure I see no problem with it but what will you give up, your arm? Your eyes? Teeth?]

"Wait I can give up my teeth, no this is not the time to be distracted with that awesome idea I would like to give up two parts of my body! My heart and lungs is that alright?"

[Are you sure you don't want a dragon's great dental plan?]

I raised one of my eyebrows while stroking my chin. "Your offer is highly tempting but I'd prefer the heart and lungs!"

[Ok It seems Kazuki just made the same deal with his Dragons, you two are frighteningly similar in the way you both think.]

"Of course that is because we are both thorough bad assess. But I'm more surprised that his dragons stayed awake long enough for him to make the deal."

[It seems he somehow woke them up long enough to make the deal!]

"How you'd do that Kazuki?" I asked.

3rd Person P.O.V.

"I yelled at them, and that didn't work so I created a clone of myself in my subconscious and hit them with the world's most powerful weapon, the frying pan OF DOOM!" At this Akira fist bumped his 'twin' while Alduin sweat dropped in Akira's subconscious. As they neared the area in which they heard the scream they saw about 5 grown men surrounding one girl about 13-14 years old dressed in a maid costume. At seeing the costumed individual being harassed both of them lost all meaning of self-restraint and used their new dragon lungs to set them all on fire. As the woman was about to thank her saviours they both yelled simultaneously.

""IF YOU EVER HURRASS A MAID AGAIN WE WILL ROAST MORE THEN YOUR SKIN BUT YOUR VERY SOUL AND PRIDE! DO YOU UNDERSTAND US?"" At this the men nodded their still smoking heads in such a frenzy their very heads started to blur. Suddenly the woman's two saviours ran toward her and gripped her hands.

""Are you alright you beautiful thing?""

"Y-yy-yes I'm fine thanks to you!" After the individual said this our two heroes collapsed on to the flour out of hunger their rumbling stomachs causing the very world to shake along with their stomachs.

"It seems you are both hungry why don't you come with me to the café I work at? I'll help you out by paying for you as a reward for saving me. Does that sound good?" At this the two men nodded profusely.

Kazuki's P.O.V.

"So what's your names? I would like to know your names after you saved me." The maid asked us.

"Well I'm Akira Chiba and this is my younger brother Kazuki Yamashita!" Akira replied we had both agreed to this plan, I will act as the shy younger brother, while he acts as the overprotective older brother, and this is despite that I'm the eldest.

"So you're brothers with different surnames? How'd that happen?"

"Well I took our father surname while Kazuki here took our mothers after they died in an accident."

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that." She Replied.

"It doesn't matter they both died when we were very young we don't remember much about them." I spoke this time.

After a long awkwardly silent walk I asked her a question.

"So what is your name? And why are you dressed as a maid?"

"Oh I'm Yuna I don't have a surname. And I work in a maid café that is why I'm dressed like this, oh here we are!"

As I looked I saw a clearly 2 story building with a flashing sign saying 'MAID CAFÉ' as we entered Yuna explained what happened to her boss. And led us to a table so we could eat.

1 hour later (15 hours and 30 minutes after dimension 'jump')

"Few! That was a great meal, don't you think Akira?" After spending 1 hour of devouring food and shovelling it in to our mouths we left as it started to get dark. As we were passing an ally I heard a squeal and looked down the dark alley only my draconic enhanced vision allowing me to see 10 men dressed in black religious robes surrounding 1 woman around 14 years old. Recognising those robes as the robes Freed wore I realised they must be rogue exorcists and I ran to help the woman by beating the living shit out of them by burning them with my dragon breath and kicking them in the family jewels and knocked 5 of them out before I recognised one of them as Freed Sellzen.

At this point Akira had caught up and started knocking out the other four except Freed.

"Oh look if it isn't some normal humans interfering in this important endeavour in dealing with that monster."

"For your information that 'monster' is a person." I yelled at him.

"That monster is a Kejourou or a hair monster a species that uses its hair as a weapon!" Freed Replied (For image look at monster girl wiki) I looked at the girl and kneeled down in front of her.

"What's your name miss?" I asked.

"M-my name is K-k-kami." Kami stuttered.

My aura suddenly exploded from my body as I turned to Freed my eyes hidden by my hair.

"Now Freed Sellzen tell me what are you doing attacking such a beautiful woman? It is obvious to me that she would make a beautiful maid or even nurse. So Why in all that is insane are you attacking her!" Suddenly my black scythe formed as I swung it at Freed's balls using the back of the scythe blade or the tang, to hit them at full strength totally obliterating any chance of him having any children. While this happened Akira just stood leaning against a wall just watching this happen, while Kami just sat there cowering, whether it was because of what was happening in front of her or she was still shaken from earlier was as of yet undetermined. Suddenly Freed pulled out a gun and a sword hilt. Suddenly a blade of light extended out from the hilt.

"HAHAHAHA! I'm going to enjoy chopping you up in to itsy bitty pieces that is because I am a rogue priest whose job is to chop up the evil creatures of this world and those who try to defend them!" Freed then added. "And I shall get revenge for my baby makers!" after this Freed leapt forward slashing in a downward strike, trying to remove my left arm from my shoulder.

Kami's P.O.V.

'Oh no this nice person is about to lose an arm because he tried to save me!' I hid my eyes behind my hands not wanting to see him lose his arm. Suddenly a sound rung out, it sounded like metal hitting a very sturdy object. I looked up seeing the crazy white haired priest's sword right against the person's skin. It seemed to be only a millimetre in his skin.

"WHAT? WHY HAS MY SWORD NOT REMOVED YOUR ARM YET?" The priest asked.

"Oh that's a secret! But let's just say your sword is about to run out of power!" As he said this the priest's sword of light suddenly started to flicker out and returned to just being a hilt.

"Wh-wh-what? Why? How?"

"Oh my god he is actually speechless congratulations Kazuki you have managed the impossible, you have made THE Freed Sellzen speechless! You deserve a medal!" A man I didn't even notice was here spoke out to the man who saved me.

"Since my brother won't explain it to you Freed, my brother's blood is special; it absorbs light when it comes in contact with it. So since you got your light blade to touch his blood it absorbed the light on the blade." The now identified Freed looked astounded at this.

"But-but that's not possible!" Freed said backing away. Then the Kazuki person's aura flared out, the thing that no undoubtedly Freed noticed was that it was black and that a different coloured aura surrounded his scythe this one was a dark purple and seemed to act as a flame. This caused Freed to stare at them. The man known as Kazuki leapt forward and suddenly scythe blades appeared all over his body, all pointing towards Freed.

Seeing this, Freed turn and ran towards a wall full speed knocking him out in the process. It seemed this calmed Kazuki down as he and the strange one who explained the light absorbing quality of Kazuki's blood were rolling on the ground laughing.

Kazuki's P.O.V.

I stopped laughing remembering that we, well just me while Akira did fuck all! Just saved someone. I looked over to Kami and saw that she was wearing a very dark shaded red yukata; she had very long black hair reaching to the floor and Red eyes. She also had decently sized oppai and as far as I know she is not even fully grown. I shake my head trying to rid myself of these thoughts. What I also noticed was that she was still curled up and looking slightly fearful.

"Are you alright?" I asked her as I stood up and walked up to her. She started shaking when I got closer to her.

"Hey...Hey I'm not going to hurt you. It's alright I wouldn't hurt a cutie such as yourself."

"Y-yo-you think I'm cute?" She looked up to me with glittering eyes.

"Of course I would say you're beautiful and cute why woul…" She ran at me and hugged me and started to sob. Of course being about as knowledgeable of women's feelings as a baby of maybe less I instantly thought I did something to upset her.

"Hey…hey what's wrong did I say something stupid?"

"No it's just your so nice, kind and strong. It's kind of hot!" at this I did a spit take did I just get called hot, me? The person who has about as much experience with the female species as a toothpick is currently being hugged by a crying and admittedly attractive girl.

"Wow! Kazuki you sure do move fast. My otouto is such a lady killer!" Akira joked while whipping tears of pride and joy from his eyes. This also caused me and Kami to blush but not stop hugging. I sent a Rena glare towards him over Kami's shoulder. The fact that I was hugging Kami ruined the effect and he just waved back to me. Suddenly I noticed Yuna the maid girl from earlier that day, though why she was still in a maid outfit is beyond me. I nodded towards Akira and then gestured to her. His eyes grew a sparkle in them and he was out of here faster than you could say 'Maids'. This left me and Kami alone together.

"So? Kami want to get out of here before these freaks wake up?" She must have realised she was still hugging me as she jumped backwards.

"S...so…sor…sorry about that I guess I got carried away." She was blushing madly.

"Don't worry about, I don't mind if I get hugged by a very beautiful girl. So? Want to go to a park or something? Get away from these guys?" I asked as one of the guys tried to sneak up behind me, I turned around and backhanded him so hard that he landed in a trash can. I turned back around and started to walk in a random direction.

"Umm? Kazuki-kun you do know the parks the other direction right?" At this I blushed turned back around and did what any ordinary male would do in this situation, I lied through my teeth.

"Of course I was just testing you?" As we walked towards the park she hooked her arm with mine while blushing.

"Do you mind if I do this?"

"No of course!" I said in an unusually high-pitched voice, well you would if your arm was currently squashed between her oppai. At this she smiled warmly and snuggled her head on to my shoulder.

Akira P.O.V.

I was currently being sneaky while stalking Yuna. She seems slightly depressed. Suddenly she turned in to a smaller than usual alleyway. It was smaller than usual and further away from the main pathways. I peeked down the alley and saw her crawl into a cardboard box. It was slightly bigger than most boxes and she seemed to have a sleeping bag and a lamp to light up the inside of the box when the front was closed, she also seemed to have a small shelf in it full of little trinkets and other little things. I walked towards the box.

"Why and how did you get a shelf in a cardboard box? No wait that's not the problem here! Why are you living in a box Yuna?" She jumped at hearing my voice.

"Ah! Oh it's you Akira? Right? I um live here and I have a shelf to keep important things on. So why are you here?" I just stood there blinking rapidly at the absurdity of this situation.

"NOPE I REFUSE TO ALLOW THIS TO REMAIN HAPPENING; NO MAID SHALL LIVE IN A BOX!"

"No, I'm fine really!" Yuna said waving her back and forth while also shaking her head.

"NOPE! I DON'T CARE I AM NOT ALLOWING A BEAUTIFUL MAID SUCH AS YOURSELF! TO LIVE IN A BOX! I REFUSE TO ALLOW IT!" is said as I dragged her away from the area while she was clinging to the box.

"No I'm fine really; I don't mind I've been living there for as long as I can remember!"

"WELL NOT ANYMORE! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!"

"Bb-bu-but I like it here!"

"Well you can live as my maid if you want! Or stay here and live in a box!" At this she stopped moving.

"You want me as your maid?"

"Of course I love maids, who wouldn't want a beautiful maid such as you self?" At this she shook free of me and bowed to me.

"Please allow me to be your maid, master!" I smiled.

"Need you ask? MAIDS ARE AWSOME!" she looked up at me looking slightly worried.

"OK what's wrong?" I asked her.

"I-I-I-it just I'm not human, does that bother you?" I shook my head.

"If you didn't notice earlier I spewed fire from my mouth? Does that seem human to you? So what are you?" I replied and asked her.

"UMMMM, I didn't think about that but I guess you're right?" she replied while rubbing the back of her head looking embarrassed. "Oh I'm a kikimora a creature that lives to serv…"

"FUCK YEAH MAID YOKAI!"

"Bu-but I'm not a maid I'm a Kikimora!"

"THIS TRANSLATES TO MAID IN MY MIND!" at this point we had reached the park. On a bench in the light of a lamp was Kazuki and the girl from earlier, Kami. They were both asleep, with Kami's head in the crook of his neck while his head rested on her head. I smirked evilly while rubbing my hands together.

BEWARE FOR I AM THE LINE BREAK, AND YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER WRONGED ME, ME THE MIGHTEST OF ALL THE LINE BREAK.

"Hehehehehehe, this will be fun." I crept up behind the bench "wait a minute before that" Akira takes out his phone and… 'Click/flash'

"Hmmm fi….ve….mor...e…minute….s…" Kazuki shifted in his sleep with a content smile on his face.

"SHOULD I PREPARE TO BE AN UNCLE!" they jumped up off the bench blushing madly up to their hair. Kazuki spun round and glared at me.

"YOU'RE A DICK! And a prat! Really you had to yell in to my ear?" he questioned me while rubbing his ear.

"You expect me to resist such a perfect situation? It was a golden situation! And it was absolutely hilarious!" His eye twitched.

"So, Akira are you done? Because we still need to find somewhere to live!"

"So you don't have anywhere to live? I was better off living off in the box!" Yuna pointed out.

"Well are you going to be that person is sarcastic and as about as useful as a pebble against a tsunami!"

"Well you could…"


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