A/N: omg sorry for making you wait so long. I'm really having a busy time! I'm sorry! Here's to make up for it.


"Well, this is it. I'll take Maes for a check up. You all go straight to the dentist. Don't do anything reckless," Riza eyed Ryan with a knowing look.

"Whaat?" Ryan asked, his tone sounding innocent.

"I want to see you all in one piece when I come to get you. Behave properly and Ryan, don't kill the dentist. At least, don't do anything to hurt her. Roy, take care of the kids- and extra care for Ryan. Call me if something goes wrong." Riza kissed them all goodbye and entered the main doors of the Central Hospital.

As the vice commander of the family disappeared behind the doors, Raven looked up to her father as asked, "Daddy, can we go to the candy store? We can just pretend we had an appointment with the dentist." Her pleading big round eyes extremely reminded him of his wife. Just when he was about to give in, a loud gunshot was sounded and the bullet landed just a feet before them.

Ryan clucked his tongue as he stiffened at the sound. "I'm guessing that's a 'no'."


The father and three kids have arrived at the dental clinic. The twins clutched on to their father for the fear of the drill haunting their minds. Yet Hailey, the eldest child, was calm and composed. She never forgets to brush her teeth thrice a day and she is always cautious of what she puts inside her body. The dentist always commends her for being very responsible and disciplined ever since she was a little kid. Roy would normally add that his wife is the reason for his daughter's personality, but he's the one who takes pride in it.

Unlike Hailey, the twins are normally carefree and loved to eat chocolates with their daddy. Roy would come home at night from the candy store, sneaking a bag of candies for his twins while Riza is asleep. Although he gets punished for it the next morning, because Riza always gets to know it eventually.

They saw the bubbly blonde dentist chatting with her assistant while waiting for another patient. When the four of them entered the clinic, the dentist's eyes lit up with excitement.

"Ohh nice seeing you again, mister Roy," the blonde openly flirted, followed by an ear-bursting giggle. "So, what can I do for you today?"

Roy, making use of the fact that his favorite blonde is out of sight, jokingly flirted back with the other blonde. "Oh you know, just visiting a very lovely dentist." He replied with a smirk, making the dentist giggle retardedly even more. "And since we're all already here, I decided we could attend our appointment as well."

Roy never realized his kids were fuming beside him because of their father's flirtatious act with another woman. Ryan and Hailey were fuming inwardly the most. Ryan being on his dad's shoulders, gripped his father's locks and tugged on it.

"Ow! Ryan, hey that hurt!"

"Dad, I can't believe you're doing this to mom." Ryan angrily said.

"Daddy, maybe you forgot but Hailey is exactly like mom so that means she's a shooter too." Raven crossed her arms after pointing to her older sister.

Roy gulped when he locked gazes with his oldest princess. Hailey had her own pistol's safety unlocked and was ready to shoot. She was glaring at him for a long time, daring him to continue flirting with another woman or else she'll pull the trigger. A sweat dropped on the side of his face. He's dead. That's for sure.


Meanwhile at the hospital...

"Alright, Mrs. Mustang, your son is free to go. He has a fever coming up, but if you give him a lot of rest, it will eventually go away. Here is the list of the medicines he needs to drink. Always remember to give him a nice warm milk everytime he does not feel good," the doctor said to Riza. He flattened down Maes's tiny dark tufts and smiled down at him. "He looks very charming, isn't he? I'm pretty sure he'll grow up to be quite a heartbreaker someday," he chuckled.


Meanwhile at the dentist...

"Oww, that hurt!" Roy groaned in pain, as he clutched the arm rests.

"Stay still, or else you're gonna take too much time." The blonde dentist scolded him, getting rather impatient already.

"But it hurts, Christine!"

"Oh just be quiet."


Meanwhile at the hospital...

Riza chuckled with him. "Yeah, I guess so. He got his looks from his father. I just hope my baby doesn't get that womanizing side of him too." She planted a kiss on Maes's forehead and smiled.


Meanwhile at the dentist...

"Hey, stop touching those stu- HEY! Don't hold that!" the blonde scolded the twins' behavior. Ryan and Raven had been fooling around inside the clinic after they had their turn on the chair. As a punishment for flirting with their daddy, and being young, they figured they had to play around a bit.

"Stop, you little rascals! Those are my personal stuff! Get away from my things!" The dentist shrieked as the twins broke another set of cosmetics and mirrors. They were already able to break a 6-foot cabinet filled with dentistry tools, and they didn't give a single care about it.


Meanwhile at the hospital...

"Well, I'll see you around, Doctor Jones. Thanks a lot."

"Don't mention it, Mrs. Mustang! I'm happy to be of service."

Riza glanced at her wristwatch and sighed. "I got to go to the rest of my family. They should be finished by now."


Meanwhile at the dentist...

The woman shot her head towards Roy. "Roy! Get your freaking kids to stop! They're ruining the whole place!"

"Hailey, get your siblings to stop." Roy asked Hailey calmly.

Roy wasn't surprised when his daughter just stared at him and gave him a shrug like nothing out of the ordinary was happening.

Roy turned back to the raging blondie and mock sighed. "Well, sorry I can't do anything about it. Just finish this, will you?" He rested back down on the seat comfortably.


Meanwhile at the hospital...

Riza was humming tunelessly as she unlocked the door by the driver's seat of the car. As she started the engine, Maes started crying.

Riza's face turned from happy to worried. She cradled little Maes and let him rest on the crook of her neck, but it only made him cry harder. She tried singing, soothing and feeding him, but none of those worked.

"Maes, why, what's wrong, hmm? Tell mommy what's wrong.." She muttered to her baby. Maes cried harder and harder.

Riza flattened her palm on his forehead to feel his temperature. His fever was rapidly rising. She could see his face already flushed red. She placed another kiss on his forehead and then reached for her phone to call Roy. She let Maes play with her free hand while he was wailing.


Meanwhile at the hospital...

Ring. Ring. Ring.

Roy pulled his phone from his pocket and answered the call.

"Hello, love?" He said.

In the background, the blonde dentist chased the twins back and forth and all around the clinic while the twins wrecked everything they laid their hands on. Christine was already losing her mind with these kids, and she already looked totally wasted.

"Roy, Maes won't stop crying. The doctor says he has a fever coming up but I think he already has it. I'm really worried." Riza replied. True enough, Roy could hear his baby's cries on the other line.

"Did the doctor recommend you some medicine?"

"Yeah, he did. And he told me to make Maes rest as much as possible, but I still get even more worried. He doesn't cry out loud like this."

"Put me on loud speaker, love, Daddy wants to talk to his little man." Riza followed him and placed the phone nearer to Maes.

"Right. You're on."

"Hey there, little squirt. It's daddy! I bet you're missing me already, huh? Don't worry, Maes, you'll be seeing daddy in a while. Stop crying now, baby, everything's going to be fine." Roy soothed his son through the phone. Somehow, when Maes heard his daddy, he toned down his cries for a bit. Riza wiped away his tiny tears and cradled him closer to her chest, but he continued crying.

"I'm heading there right now, Roy." Riza said. Suddenly, she heard a loud crash on the other line, followed by a howl of pain and anger. "What the hell- Roy, is everything alright over there?"

Roy looked over his shoulder and saw everything in a complete wreck. Ryan was pulling on Christine's hair while Raven was torturing her with tickles. Hailey, however, was sitting silently in a corner watching over her siblings.

"Yep, everything's in top shape." Roy chuckled. "Nothing to worry about here."

"Alright then, I'm coming over now. Bye," she said.

"Okay, be here faster. I want to see Maes already. Bye love," he said back and ended the call.


Riza arrived at the clinic only to find it completely destroyed. She knows exactly who's responsible for all this. Maes continued to cry out loud and wouldn't stop. Riza sighed as she entered the flat.

"Oh, there's my little one! Hello Maes, come to daddy!" Roy beamed as soon as he saw his wife and crying child. Maes turned around at the sound of his daddy's voice and reached out both of his tiny fists towards him, opening and closing it, a sign that he wants to be carried by Roy. Roy picked up Maes from Riza's arms and planted a kiss on his burning forehead. He tried to make his son cheer up by tossing him lightly in the air and cradling him while singing.

"How are you, hmm? Daddy missed you sooo much," Roy tickled Maes's sides, and the baby squirmed and finally let out a giggle. Roy continued on, as his wife got to the bottom of the mess.

Riza cleared her throat and placed a hand on her hip while eyeing her twins. The twins jumped up to the sound of the voice they very well knew.

"Mommy, you're back!" They chorused. They rushed to their mother and gave her a hug. Riza couldn't help but smile and hug them back. They're just the sweetest of all.

"I see you didn't follow what I said earlier." The twins held their breath. Riza noticed the tense atmosphere and chuckled. "Okay, would you tell mommy what happened?"

"Daddy was flirting with the blonde dentist but we didn't like her so we tried to scare her off." Ryan replied and buried his face to his mom's tummy.

"He did, didn't he?" Riza slowly turned her head to shoot a dangerous glare at her husband, who gulped nervously and took Maes outside.

"You're the only woman for daddy. No woman should be near him except for you." Raven added.

Riza smiled down at her lovely twins. She ruffled their hair and sighed happily. "You did all these for me? I guess I should push this aside and I won't punish you kids for it. Thank you." She kissed the top of their heads and pulled away. "Come on, we've got shopping to do."


A/N: to be continued! R&R! Please don't get mad at me for updating too long. :(

Roy is such a cute father. A friend of mine asked me to make him very cuddly so I did. :D