It's Night 3, Mike answers the phone.

"I don't know they're gonna try harder"

"Alright thanks dad" Mike says

"Not your dad"

Mike opens the camera and notices Foxy is sad.

"Yo what a little bitch" Freddy laughs hearing it, but Mike thinks Freddy's a murderous cunt.

"Yo Freddy where are you" Mike is scared, he's gotta look out for three animals now.

Chica bangs on the windows, Mike closes the door, so chica looks out the window and tries to tap on the window in morse code, Mike transcribes, but incorrectly.

"What the fuck, I wanna sausage lard tub?" Mike is extremely confused.

Chica is annoyed at Mike posing the fact he knows morse code and walks away, Mike opens the east door.

"Nows your chance to get in fuckboy" Chica says to Freddy

"Bitch don't call me a fucking fuckboy, I'm the boss of this place, you do what I say!" Freddy yells to Chica, the two began arguing as Mike watches on Bonnie, all he hears is Toreador March, Freddy's favorite song.

"Fuck me dude this is such a spooky place"

Bonnie attempts to get in the room for the whole night, compensating for Chica and Freddy's retardation.

"Yo bitch open the door up ya fuck" Bonnie says across the steel door, Mike is able to understand him

"Who said that oh god the spookiness meter is through the roof" Mike buys diapers online for protection

"It's me the bunny, my names Bonnie"

"Nice to meet you Bonnie, I'm Mike"

"Ya I know, look open the door up, we've been trying to tell you something"

"I don't know man, why don't you tell me through the door?"

Look Mike if they could fucking do that this story would be already over we still have nights 4 and 5 dude get with the program!

"Yeah sorry, I forgot" Mike says looking embarrassed

"Let's just say I can't say white sedan at night, like canonically" Bonnie advises

Sounds good, ok, take it from the top, Mike opens the door, but as soon as he does, Foxy comes running, Mike notices this and closes the door again before Bonnie can get in.

"Fucking hell we almost told him Foxy you fucking asshole" Bonnie says angrily, Foxy whimpers and looks super sad

"You're not getting any treats tonight you fucking piece of shit" Mike overhears, looking sad, after the arguing is over, he opens the door and goes up to Bonnie

"Are you two going to get a divorce" Mike asks innocently

"No Mike, come here" Mike sits on Bonnie's lap

"Me and Foxy aren't getting a divorce because we're not married in the first place, we're robots, not people, now go back to your room, it's getting late" Mike goes back into the security room, its 6 AM

"Fucking dildos" Bonnie realizes he could have told him about the white sedan

"Good job Bonnie, he was right there!" Freddy tells Bonnie

"If you weren't arguing with Chica I wouldn't have to work twice as hard"

"Look we fucked up, alright? Just try harder night 4" Chica calms them down, and they await the next night