Snape and all his Death Eater cronies are congregating in the living room now.
When they came in Lucius noticed me mopping the floors. I think he told Snape what a good job I was doing because he hasn't hit me yet. I can't wait till later.
The floor to the upstairs hall is defiantly clean enough all I need now is wax.
I find some in the bathroom cupboard and quickly start to administrate the floor with it.
Hmmmm. It seems ready. I grab Marvil and throw him across the landing just to make sure.
Yes. The tiny elf went skidding across the hallway and smacked into the wall at the other end. It was quite amusing actually; he got up then slipped over again, and again, and again. Until I felt almost sorry for him and skidded over in my socks and gracefully glided him back to the other end. Hehehe. I'm so cruel.
Now I need a distraction.
Looking at Marvil fuming at me I find my inspiration. I kick him in the groin.
"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!" He yells.
Almost instantly I hear footsteps coming up the hallway. I somehow manage to haul myself over to the staircase, using the wooden banister for support, so I can make my escape.
Here they come.
Snape is first on the scene and I try so hard not to laugh as he attempts to launch himself at me. As he steps on the freshly waxed floor he loosed his balance and goes flying. His Death Eater robes billowing behind him.
Lucius is up next. Hehehe, he attempts to catch Snape and instead goes flying on one foot all along the hallway and 'SMACK' into the wall at the other end. It reminds me of Marvil.
Next comes three others, they all collide with Snape as he attempts to get up and fails miserably.
God I am a genius I have to admit. I watch as the bunch of Death Eaters struggle to stand, it is hilarious. It's like watching clowns at a circus. Hehe.
I finally decide its time to tear myself away from the show and full speed I pelt toward the door.
I'm nearly there; I know Snape wouldn't have put wards on the door because of the meeting, just a little further…
I reach the door and throe myself outside.
"Ah Freedom" I cry.
