Split Hairs
Chapter 2 Going to Randomtopia
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
Bobobo and his gang had just decided to stop and camp in the woods. Softon and Hatenko had wonder off to go collect some fire wood. Don Patch was at a nearby river with a fishing pole trying to catch some fish by using Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman as bait. The two were in the water wearing life jackets, with a rope tied to them, and wearing head bands with the words bait on them.
"Come on you two, will never catch any fish with you just floating there! Thrash around a little!" Shouted Don Patch with annoyance.
Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman put on some one piece female swimsuits and started doing some synchronize swimming. Don Patch, Beauty, and Gasser watched them preform. Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman swam in circles. They dove in the water and stuck their feet in the air and kicked them. Then the legs disappeared under the water and the two of them popped out of the water wearing wings on their arms and fake beaks on their faces.
"We are swans!" They shouted as they struck a dramatic pose in the water.
Don Patch, Beauty, and Gasser clapped and cheered. Then they pulled out some score boards. Beauty and Gasser gave the performance a 10. Don Patch gave them a 9.5 and a pineapple.
Suddenly a shark appeared behind Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman and grabbed the in it's jaws and took them under the water! Don Patch, Beauty, and Gasser's eyes popped out and they screamed in shock.
"WHAT'S A SHARK DOING IN A RIVER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS?!" Screamed Beauty.
Gasser noticed that the rope to the fishing line was being dragged! He turned to Don Patch who was still holding the fishing pole.
"Quick Don Patch, let go of the fishing pole before you get dragged in!" He shouted to his orange companion.
Don Patch looked at Gasser with sadness in his eyes.
"I can't! I super glued the pole to my hands!" He wailed.
"Why would you do that?!" Shouted Gasser.
"I rented the fishing pole and I didn't want to lose it, so I super glued it to my hands!" Explained Don Patch. "In hindsight this probably that was probably a terrible ideaaaaa!" Shouted Dawn Patch as he was dragged into the river.
"Don Patch no!" Shouted Beauty.
At that moment Bobobo showed up.
"What's with all the ruckus?" He asked.
"Mr. Bobobo Don Patch was fishing using Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman as bait, when a shark suddenly appeared and grabbed Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman! Then Don Patch got dragged in because he super glued the fishing pole to his hands!' Explained Gaser.
"That sounds like something that would happen to them. Don't you worry I'll call in a special rescue party!" Said Bobobo as a radio antenna popped out of his afro and a compartment with a radio opened up in his chest.
He grabbed the radio.
"Hello this is search and rescue. How can we help you?" Said a female voice.
"Yes I have a code Zing Zag Yankee Do Du with fish sticks." Replied Bobobo.
"WHAT KIND OF CODE IS THAT?!" Shouted Beauty.
"Got it! Your friend was using two of your other friends as bait. Then a shark grabbed them and dragged the guy who was fishing because he super glued his hands to the fishing pole. Don't worry will send some one right away." Said the women on the other line.
"THATS INCREDIBLE ACCURATE!" Shouted Gasser.
Bobobo put the radio back in his chest and closed the compartment.
"Now all we have to do is wait." He said.
The three of them watched the water. Suddenly it started to bubble and then it shot op like a geyser! They all watched in amazement as Torpedo Girl appeared at the top of the geyser carrying the shark which had a bunch of lumps on it's head and still had Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman in it's mouth! The shark was dragging Don Patch whose hands were still super glued to the pole! Torpedo Girl had a rope clinched in her teeth which was dragging a large net full of fish!
"TORPEDO GIRL IS THE RESCUE PARTY!" Shouted Beauty.
Torpedo Girl landed on the ground dropping the shark, the net full of fish, Jelky Jiggler, Dengakuman, and Don Patch on the ground. She walked over to the shark and pried it's jaws open freeing Jelly Jiggler and Dengakuman. She then gave the shark a kick sending it flying back into the river!
"Back to Davy Jones Locker with you!" She shouted as she made a pose. "I'm the best at what I do because I'm a Torpedo!" She shouted proudly.
Bobobo steeped forward dressed as a marine admiral.
"Thank you Miss Torpedo! Your country thanks you for you valuable services! You not only rescued these men, but provided us with rations for our troops! I'm proud to give you this medal as a token of our appreciation!" Said Bobobo as he gave Torpedo Girl a smily face sticker that said number 1 on it.
"THATS JUST A STICKER!" Shouted Beauty.
Tears leaked out of Torpedo Girls eyes as she took the sticker and placed it in the middle of her forehead.
"Thank you sir!" She shouted as she saluted Bobobo.
Bobobo returned the salute.
After that was over with Softon and Hatenko returned with the fire wood. They cooked the fish and had dinner. After dinner things were winding down everybody was just laying around and resting. Unbeknownst to them they were being watched. Spilt floated above several feet above their camp floating upside down.
"I believe it's high time I go introduce myself to my new enemies." He thought as he hovered down.
Beauty just happened to be looking up and she saw Split.
"Who is that?!" She shouted getting everyone's attention.
They all looked at Split in shock as he flipped himself right ways and landed on his feet in the middle of the camp.
"Hello there my name is Split. I'm the emperor of Randomtopia. I've come here to destroy you." Said Spilt casually.
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler looked at Split then burst out laughing.
"Yeah like your going to destroy all of use!" Laughed Jelly Jiggler.
"You think we're scared of you? You look like some dumb cosplayer at an anime convention!" Laughed Don Patch.
Spilt faced the two of them he raised one of his fingers and it started glowing.
"Super Fist of Splits Silent Slice!" He said as he waved his finger in the air at Dawn Patch and Jelly Jiggler.
At first nothing happen. Then Jelly Jiggler burst into a million jelly cubes and fell to the ground! All the spikes on Don Patch's body fell off! Don Patch starred in shock at his spikes and the pile of little blue cubes that had once been Jelly Jiggler. He gritted his teeth and pulled out his green onion sword.
"How dare you! I'm going to give you such a wiping that you won't be able to sit down for months!" He shouted as he leaped at Split.
Split just raised his hand and stuck his pinky out.
"Super Fist of Matter Pinky Power Push!" He said as his pinky grew to an enormous size.
The giant pinky slammed into Don Patch and sent him flying into a large rock. He fell to the ground with stars and little Bobobos wearing angle wings circled his head.
"But... Mommy..I don't want to go...to school...I want to watch paint dry." Muttered Don Patch.
Gasser glared at Split.
"How dare you hurt my friends! Take this!" He shouted as he pulled out a fart ball from his butt and threw it at Split.
The fart ball raced towards Spilt, but then got split into two and went around him and exploded against some trees. Gasser gasped in shock. Split just smiled. Softon, Hatenko, and Torpedo Girl rushed towards Spilt. The villain just raised his hand and clenched his fist.
"Super Fist of Matter Gravity Shift!" He said.
All at once Softon, Hatenko, and Torpedo Girl fell to the ground screaming in pain as if something huge had just landed on top of them.
"I can't move!" Shouted Softon.
"Same here!" Shouted Hatenko.
"My thrusters aren't working!" Shouted Torpedo Girl.
Spilt looked around at the down group looking for Bobobo.
"Where did Bobobo run off to?" He wondered.
Suddenly the ground in front of him burst open and out jumped Bobobo dressed as a mole!
"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Digging Mole Surprise Attack!" Shouted Bobobo as he punched Split in the face!
"WHAT A LONG NAME FOR A ATTACK!" Shouted Beauty.
Spilt staggered back a little a small bruise forming on his face. He smiled at Bobobo.
"Very impressive you managed to catch me off guard! Well done! This will prove to be an interesting fight!" Said Split.
"Enough jibber jabber! Your attacked and hurt my friends! I'm taking you down!" Shouted Bobobo.
"Yeah go get him Bobobo!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler who was back in one piece.
"Show whose the main character around here! It's me!" Shouted Don Patch who had all his spikes back.
"Sounds good, but I feel kind of bad for taking all the fun of fighting you. I have all these minions back home at Randomtopia. It wouldn't be fair for them if I had all the fun fighting you all." Said Split.
"What's your point?" Asked Bobobo.
"My point is this. I'm going to take you to Randomtopia where you must defeat my six best warriors The Splinter Six and their troops. If you beat them then can you fight me. So how about it do we have a deal?" Said Split.
"Fine doesn't matter to me! I kick The Splinter Six butt as an appetizer, and then kick your butt as the main course!" Shouted Bobobo.
"Very good!" Said Spilt as he snapped his fingers.
Softon, Hatenko and Torpedo Girl found themselves able to stand again. Split' formed a ball of energy into a sword he swiped the straight side at the air.
"Super Fist of Splits Splitting Time and Space!" He said as a giant portal appeared in the sky.
A giant worm with bird wings flew out of the portal.
"A WORM JUST CAME OUT OF THE WORMHOLE!" Shouted Beauty.
The rebels just starred in amazement as the worm landed in front of them.
"Hop aboard!" Said Split.
Everyone started heading towards the worm. Spilt raised his hand and stopped Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Torpedo Girl.
"Just one more thing before you go." He said as he raised his sword and sliced the hour heroes with curvy side of his sword! Super Fist of Splits Spilt Personality Aspect!" He shouted.
At first nothing happened the a ball of energy leaped from the hour heroes chest. The ball of energy from Don Patch transformed into Professional Patch! The ball of energy from Jelly Jiggler transformed into the Jelly Jiggler Karate Master from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo episode 45! The ball of energy from Bobobo transformed into Bobobo From a Parallel Universe Kind of Like His Alter Ego from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo episode 25! The ball of energy from Torpedo Girl transformed into Over! The heroes starred in shock at their personality aspects. The personality aspects starred at their counterparts in equal shock.
"Are you me?" Asked Over in confusion as he looked at Torpedo Girl.
"Yes." Said Torpedo Girl equally confused.
The Karate Master Jelly Jiggler shook his beaded nu necklace in the air.
"I sense bad magic and ne in the air." He said.
Professional Patch cracked his knuckles.
"Something is seriously amiss here. I need to get series to figure out what it is and fix it." He said.
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler just stared at their counter parts mouth open wide. Bobobo starred at his counterpart.
"What should I call you. Your name is to long and time consuming to pronounce." He said.
The other Bobobo thought for a moment.
"You can call me Parallel Bobobo." He said.
"Sounds good to me." Said Bobobo as he turned to face Split. "Just what did you do to use?!" He demanded.
"I brought an aspect of your personality out. I thought it would make the battles a little bit more amusing. Have a nice trip." Said Split as he smiled and disappeared.
Bobobo sighed and turned to everyone.
"Ok everybody lets get on the worm." He said.
Everybody hopped on the worm. It took off and flew into the portal and disappeared.
To be continued.
