Split Hairs
Chapter 3 Arriving at Randomtopia
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
The worm had a bunch of seats on it like an airplane where everybody could sit comfortably. Bobobo and the gang traveled through time in space. Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Torpedo Girl hung out with their personality aspects. Jelly Jiggler was talking to his kung fu counter part who he decided to name Master Jelly. At first Master Jelly ignored Jelly Jiggler, but then Jelly Jiggler talked about his lucky Nu hanky. Master Jelly also had a deep love for Nu. The two of them talked a little bit about their love for Nu and showed off various Nu items. Master Jelly was showing Jelly Jiggler his Nu glasses, while Jelly Jiggler showed off his Nu cuff links.
Eventually they got board of talking and showing off. Jelly Jiggler looked to see what his friends were up to. He saw Don Patch getting into some kind of argument with Professional Patch.
"What do you mean you don't think I have the qualities to be the main character of this series?!" Shouted Don Patch.
"We'll for starters the anime and the manga are both called Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. As for you being a main character you just don't take things serious. Your rarely serious so people will never take you seriously as a character much less as the main character." Professional Patch pointed out logically.
Don Patch put on some lipstick and a blond wig and began sobbing.
"I can't believe you would be so hurtful!" He cried.
Professional Patch gave Don Patch a tissue and a pat on the back.
"There. There. It's all right. I take you seriously. Soon you will spread your wings and sore into the sky of main character stardom. You just have to be more serious." Said Professional Patch.
Don Patch had a big chin and strong manly features.
"Your right. I must be serious! He shouted as he pumped his fist in the air.
"That guy has self esteem issues." Muttered Jelly Jiggler.
He looked over and saw Bobobo playing Battleship with Parallel Bobobo. They were both dressed up as marine admirals.
"B7." Said Bobobo.
Parallel Bobobo gasped.
"Oh no! You sank my last battleship!" He shouted.
A geyser of water shot out of the game board and hit Parallel Bobobo knocking him out of his chair. He laid on the ground waving a tiny white flag.
"I surrender!" He shouted.
Bobobo's afro popped open revealing a bunch of tiny sailors who started cheering and dancing.
"Why to go Admiral Bobobo!" They shouted as Bobobo stood up and started dancing.
Jelly Jiggler got board and looked to see what Torpedo Girl and Over were up to. He saw them standing in front of a rollaway chalk board. On the top of the chalk board were the words "OPERATION DESTROY THE ANNOYING JELLY MAN!". Below the words Torpedo Girl and Over were drawing various pictures of Jelly Jiggler in various states of receiving pain. There were pictures of Jelly Jiggler being smashed by Torpedo Girl and pictures of him be slashed to pieces by Over. Both Torpedo Girl and Over had evil cruel looks on their faces. Torpedo Girl cracked her knuckles. Over licked his scissor sword. Jelly Jiggler whimpered and went into the fetal position.
"I'm doomed! Those two have it out for me!" Sobbed Jelly Jiggler to himself.
Elsewhere Spilt was sitting in a throne made out various materials. Half the throne was metal and half the throne was wood. Split was sipping a drink of half red wine half white wine. Six figures stood before him. The figures wore a clocks that were half white half black. They each wore a mask that was half smiling half frowning. They were the Splinter Six.
"Bobobo and his gang will be arriving shortly. I want you six to make sure he has a good time. Do whatever you wish you want them." Said Spilt.
"Yes sir!" Said the Splinter Six as they teleported away.
Spilt just smiled and sipped his wine.
About an hour latter the worm came out of the wormhole. Everybody looked around at their surroundings. They saw a large island that seemed to be made out various sections. Their was a large city, a large beach, a large snowy area with a bunch of casinos, a volcano area with a bunch of hot springs, and a large Japanese village and castle. In the center of the island there was a large floating castle that looked like it was half Japanese castle and half English castle.
"Why talk about an amazing place! How are we supposed to find these Splinter Six guys anyway?" Said Beauty.
"Doesn't matter, will just ask around and search." Said Bobobo.
The worm landed in the city and dropped off Bobobo and the gang, before flying off and disappearing. The heroes made their way down the street. The city was full of strange people. There were half man half animal people walking around and shopping. There were people with food for heads selling life insurance and giant talking lego people playing instruments and dancing. As the heroes looked around they failed to notice three shadowy figures following them.
"This is my kind of place." Said Bobobo.
They were just passing the patio of a coffee shop when they heard someone call the.
"Hey Bobobo!" Cried a female voice.
Everybody turned shock to see Rem, Lambada, and Not Nice Ice Cream sitting at a table drinking coffee.
"What are you guys doing here?" Said Don Patch.
"They must be here for revenge!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler.
"Get them!" Shouted Don Patch as he pulled out his onion sword in one hand and a churro in his other and charged.
Lambada simply raised one of his legs and slammed it into Don Patch.
"You can relax were not here to fight." Said Lambada.
"We're on vacation." Said Rem.
"You on vacation!" Said Jelly Jiggler with shock.
"We are." Said Not Nice Ice Cream.
"In fact we've seen a bunch of people from the Chrome Dome Empire walking about. Bad Bard was hanging with us then he ran off saying he had business at the library." Said Rem.
"That's odd. Hey we just got here is there a place we can get a map or something?" Said Bobobo.
"I think I saw a information booth in that tattoo parlor over there." Said Lambada pointing to a large building with a sign that read Tattoos.
"Thanks." Said Bobobo as he and the others headed towards the tattoo parlor and went inside.
The three shadowy figures who had been following Bobobo peaked out from behind a street corner. They looked at Lambada, Rem, and Not Nice Ice Cream.
"Those fools had walked right into the bosses trap. Lets destroy those three and join him." Said one of the figures.
The other two nodded in agreement and they stared heading towards the three vacationers.
To be continued.
