Split Hairs
Chapter 4 Battle For Vacation
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
Lambada, Rem, and Not Nice Ice Cream were sipping their coffee. Lambada looking at a map of the island and was trying to decide where they should go next on their vacation. Suddenly Lambada felt like some one was watching him and his friends he looked up from the map and saw three figures heading their way. The first person was a men wearing a coat with a bunch of long red and blue scarfs. He had on a brown hair with a black hat. The second figure had a dark blue hoodie he had blue hair. The third figure had on tennis shoes, shorts, a flower T-shirt and a fanny pack. He had blond hair. The three figures walked up to the table.
"Hi there." Said the man with the scarfs. "My name is Sid and these are my comrades Hoods and Fanny." He said indicating his two comrades.
"Pleasure to meet you." Said Hoods bowing his hooded head.
"Howdy." Said Fanny as he stuck his hands in his fanny pact.
"Hello." Said Rim and Not Nice Ice Cream.
Lambada just nodded at the three new comers. He was getting a bad vibe from them. Suddenly Sid stepped forward with one of his scarfs in his hands the scarf turned into a sharp metal blade and slashed down towards Rem! Lambada leaped in front of Rim and brought one of his arms forward!
"Super Fist of Polygons Polygon Lance!" He shouted as a bunch of polygons formed around his arm and into a lance.
He blocked the metal scarf! Sid stepped back and glared at Lambada.
"I was hopping to finish you guys off quickly so we could join our boss in destroying Bobobo and his gang." Sid said with annoyance.
"Whose your boss? Is he one of those Splinter Six guys I heard about from the brochure?" Asked Lambada.
"We ain't going to tell you nothing." Said Fanny as he cracked his knuckles.
"Looks like were going to have to beat the information out of these nuts." Said Not Nice Ice Cream.
Rem's eyes and aura were blazing!
"We're just sitting here minding our own business enjoying our hard earned vacation and you three just come on over here and start attacking us! That does it! I'm going to give you the worst sleep you've ever had!" She roared.
Lambada and Not Nice Ice Cream back away nervously from Rem's furry!
"Sleep Touch!" She shouted as she jabbed Sid's shoulder!
Immediately Sid's arm fell uselessly to his side! He starred at his arm in horror and then he glared angrily at Rem.
"You'll pay for that! Super Fist of the Scarf Tentacle Arm Scarf!" He shouted as the scarfs around his neck grew and shot out like tentacles!
Rem quickly jumped out of the way to avoid being hit! Hoods leaped forward to aid his comrade.
"Super Fist of the Hoodie Hood Hornets!" He shouted as a swarm of hornets came buzzing out of his hoodie!
The swarm of hornets headed towards Rem, but then caught the sweat scent of Not Nice Ice Cream and headed his way instead! The hornets flew around the unfortunate ice cream bowl and went for his sweat contents!
"Aw get away from my sweetness you flying pest!" He screamed as he desperately swatted at the invading insects.
This only promoted to anger the hornets. The bugs started stinging Not Nice Ice Cream like crazy! In a matter of minutes the ice cream bowl was covered in swellings! Rem quickly stepped forward to help her friend.
"Sleep Powder!" She shouted as a glittering golden powder leaped from her body and cover her comrade and the hornets!
The hornets fell to the ground asleep. Not Nice Ice Cream stumbled around in a daze. Hoods glared at Rem.
"Not bad, but lets see how you handle this! Super Fist of the Hoodie Hood Hog!" Shouted Hoods as an enormous wild hog with tusk leaped out of his hood and charged!
"WHERE DOES HE KEEP GETING THESE THINGS?!" Shouted Not Nice Ice Cream.
"There is another dimension in my hoodie that I can open inside when ever I use my super fist." Said Hoods with a smirk.
The wild hog charged forward! Rem Calmly stood her ground
"Cheap, Sleep, Sheep!" She shouted as a heard of sheep appeared behind her.
The sheep charged forward at the hog! The two forces met in a loud clash of hair and wool! The hog squealed and charged it's way through several waves of sheep, but more sheep jumped onto the hog and buried it underneath a mountain of wool!
"My hog!" Screamed Hoods.
Not Nice Ice Cream suddenly appeared behind Hoods.
"Ice is Nice!" Said Not Nice Ice Cream as a pile of ice cubes appeared in his hands.
He grabbed Hood's hoodie and yanked it back off his head! The bowl of ice cream put the ice cubes in the hoodie and then put it back on Hoods head! The ice cubes went down Hoods shirt and down his back!
"Awwwww! Cold!" Shouted Hoods as he ran around in a circle!
He crashed into a street pole and managed to get the ice out of his clothes. He stood up and saw Rem holding an enormous ball of sleep powder!
"Dragon Sleep Powder!" She shouted as she threw the ball of sleep powder at Hoods!
Hoods screamed in fear and tried to run away, but it was to late! The ball slammed into him and sent him crashing to the ground! He laid on the ground snoring.
Fanny let out an angry yell!
"How dare you do that to Hoods! Super Fist of the Fanny Pack Plastic Baggie Capture!" He shouted as two plastic baggies flew from his fanny pack.
The baggies enveloped Rem and Not Nice Ice Cream and captured them! The two of them punched against their plastic prisons, but they could not break free! Lambada glared at Fanny.
"Release them at once and I'll go easy on you!" He shouted.
"Never! I'll finish you off with my next attack! Super Fist of the Fanny Pack Junk Meteor Shower!" Shouted Fanny as various items shot out of his fanny pack.
There were pen, pencils, lose change, binoculars, flash lights, cameras, maps, sun glasses, and bags of trail mix. The items raced towards Lambada! He just smirked.
"Diamond Daggers!" He shouted.
Immediately giant metal daggers started raining from the sky! They crushed all of Fanny's flying objects and ripped threw the plastic bag prisons that were holding Lambada's friends. Fanny stepped make nervously shanking in shock.
"No way man that was my ultimate attack!" He shouted in disbelief.
Lambada pointed at the sky.
"Polygon Crusher!" He said as he formed an enormous block of polygons over Fanny's head.
Fanny looked up in shock. He screamed as the giant block of polygons fell on top of him! The block hit the ground with a loud thud. Lambada made it disappear. Fanny was laying on the the ground unconscious.
Suddenly Lambada felt something grab his waist and his left arm! He looked down to see a bright red scarf wrapped around his waist and his arm. He looked behind him and saw Sid grinning wickedly at him. Sid lifted Lambada up with his scarf and slams him into the ground! Lambada screamed in pain. Sid laughed evilly.
"I'm going to crush you and your friends and when I'm done with that I'll join my boss in crushing Bobobo!" Laughed Sid as he lifted Lambada up into the air again.
Lambada quickly went into action.
"Polygon Lance!" He shouted as he formed the weapon with his right hand.
He sliced the scarf that was holding him and he dropped to the ground.
"My beautiful scarf! That was a gift from my mother! That tears it! Super Fist of Scarfs Super Scarf Serpent!" Shouted Sid.
The scarfs slid off his neck and started wrapping around one another forming a mass and growing. Soon the scarfs were one massive long multicolored body with a snake head! The giant snake charged forward! Lambada slammed the palms of his hands to the ground!
"Wicked Polygon Prince of the Dark!" Of dark he shouted as he formed a giant demonic creature out of polygons welding a scythe.
The two monsters charged forward! The polygon monster slammed one it's fist into the scarf serpent! A polygon pattern started appearing on the scarf serpent's body! The polygon monster swung his scythe at the scarf snake and made it explode into a million polygons!
"My ultimate attack has been trounced!" Shouted Sid in shock and horror.
The polygon monster charged forward and sent Sid flying into a wall with a powerful punch! Sid fell to the ground unconscious. Lambada was joined by Rem and Not Nice Ice Cream.
"We'll that takes care of that." Said Lambada as he dusted himself off.
He starred at the tattoo parlor wondering who Bobobo and the others were fighting.
To be continued.
