Split Hairs

Chapter 5 Tattoo Terror

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo and his friends entered the tattoo parlor. They went down a hallway and found themselves in a large room.

"That's weird. How can such a large room be in such a small building?" Wondered Gasser.

They all looked around the room when they noticed a large bald man sitting in a tattoo parlor chair giving himself a tattoo of a skull. He had a tattoo of a grinning skull on his forehead. He wore blue jeans and a white tank top. There were tattoos all over his body. He finished up his tattoo and stood up and faced the rebels.

"The names Tat and I'm the owner of the tattoo parlor and I've been sent to destroy you all!" He said.

Everybody tensed up.

"Are you one of the Splinter Six?!" Demanded Bobobo.

"I'll only tell you if you beat me." Said Tat as he took off his shirt displaying all his tattoos.

Everybody gasped. There was a huge collection of tattoos all over Tat's body. There were skulls, bats, spiders, scorpions, guns, lasers, knives, swords, axes, bombs, tigers, a dragon, a race car, and a bunch of ex-girlfriends!

"Impressive ain't it. Let me show you one of my favorites." He said as he lifted up his right arm.

Underneath his armpit their was a list titled VICTIMS in bright red ink. Underneath the title was a long list of names.

"This is a list of all the people I've destroyed. Your all fixing to be on this list!" Laughed Tat.

"How horrible!" Said Beauty with fright.

"You sick twisted freak!" Said Gasser as he clinched his fist angrily.

"Whatever! Doesn't matter what you think my tattoos are art especially this list! When I release my Super Fist your all going to be dead meat!" Said Tat.

"Were not afraid of you!" Shouted DonPatch, who was hiding behind Bobobo.

"Yeah!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler, who was also hiding behind Bobobo.

"TALK ABOUT COWARDICE!" Shouted Beauty.

Tat stepped forward and launched his attack.

"Super Fist of the Tattoo Flying Blades!" He shouted as all the tattoos of bladed weapons flew off his body became solid and flew at Bobobo!

Bobobo turned around and gave Jelly Jiggler a cold stare and smiled wickedly.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Asked Jelly Jiggler nervously.

Bobobo grabbed him and forced his mouth open! Bobobo's afro popped opened and a ice machine poked out. It immediately started shooting ice into Jelly Jiggler's open mouth! The poor jelly man screamed in protest as the ice went down his throat. In a matter of seconds his body was frozen solid! Bobobo picked him up.

"Behold my frozen jelly shield!" Shouted Bobobo as he raised the improvised frozen shield in front of himself.

"THATS COLD!" Shouted Beauty.

The blades charged forward! Bobobo expertly fended them off by waving the frozen Jelly Jiggler at them! The blades flew back to Tat and turned back into tattoos on his body.

"I expertly fended off your attack with out any harm coming to me and my friends." Said Bobobo as he held his make shift shield.

The shield suddenly shattered into a million pieces! Bobobo just starred at his destroyed shield dumbfounded.

"Ops!" He said shrugging his shoulder.

"JELLY JIGGLER! NOOO!" Shouted Gasser.

"TALK ABOUT GOING TO PIECES!" Shouted Beauty.

"Quick maybe we can put him back together!" Shouted Don Patch as he and Bobobo jumped onto the ground and started collecting the pieces.

Master Jelly joined them.

"I'll help. His my counterpart I know how to put him back together." He said.

Tat just watched them all confused.

"Man those guys are weird." He thought.

Soon they had Jelly Jiggler back together. Except some how both his eyes were on his legs, his nose was on his chest, and his mouth was on his left arm.

"What did you guys do to me?!" Shouted a distressed Jelly Jiggler.

"Don't worry will fix you!" Shouted Master Jelly as he and the others went to work fixing everything.

"This is seriously messed up." Said Professional Patch.

Everybody else nodded in agreement. Soon Jelly Jiggler was back to normal. Bobobo faced Tat.

"You'll pay for what you did to my friend!" He shouted.

"Your the one that hurt him!" Shouted Tat.

"Oh guess your right." Said Bobobo with a dumb smile on his face.

Tat just looked at him in shock. The veins on his forehead twitched.

"That does it! Super Fist of the Tattoo Tattoo Storm!" He shouted as most of the tattoos on his body shot off, became real and charged forward!

Softon and Master Jelly used their karate skills to deflect several flying blades with their bare fist! Professional Patch deflected a bunch of flying blades with a few swift waves of his hand.

A swarm of bats flew at Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo! The two afro men's hair popped open and two men wearing beekeeper uniforms and welding smokers! The beekeepers sprayed the on rushing bats and knocked them out of the air.

"Luckily we switched to using garlic spray to help deal with the vampires." Said one beekeeper.

"Yep." Said the other.

They went back into their afros.

Hatenko and Torpedo Girl found themselves surrounded by a bunch of evil ex-girlfriends welding swords.

"You can't beat us!" Shouted one of the ex-girlfriends.

Torpedo Girl just scoffed.

"Lets show these chumps what happens when they mess with use." She said.

"Alright." Said Hatenko.

Torpedo Girl grabbed Hatenko and charged towards the ex-girlfriends! Hatenko pulled out his magic key.

"Combine Attack Low Altitude Lock On!" They shouted as they flew at the enemy and Hatenko shoved his magic key into each and every enemies chest!

The ex-girlfriends screamed in pain and turned to stone!

Over faced off against a sword welding ex-girlfriend riding on a tiger.

"Crush him mister Fluffy!" Shouted the ex-girlfriend as they charged forward!

"I'm going to enjoy cut all this hair." Said Over with an evil grin as he charged forward!

There were several slashing sounds and Over and his opponents stood on other sides of the room. Neither seemed to be hurt, suddenly all the hair on the ex-girlfriend's hair fell out along with all the trigger's fur! Both fell to the ground unconscious.

"That was fun." Said Over as he licked his scissors.

Elsewhere Gaser was throwing his farts and knocking out some tigers, while protecting Beauty.

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were running about crushing a bunch of snakes, skulls, spiders, and scorpions with some wooden mallets. Jelly Jiggler had his mallet raised to crush a spider, when suddenly a snake shot forward and bit his foot! Jelly Jiggler dropped his mallet and screamed in pain. The mallet ended up hitting Don Patch in the head leaving a large lump. Don Patch turned around and glared at Jelly Jiggler.

"You jerk!" He shouted as he leaped upon Jelly Jiggler and the two of them started fighting.

Tat suddenly appeared from behind them. He grinned evilly and slammed his fist into the both of them! The two heroes went flying into a wall! Tat charged at Bobobo, who slamming some skulls together. Tat threw a punch and slammed it into Bobobo's gut! Bobobo doubled over. Tat closed in for the kill, when a giant boxing glove shot out of Bobobo's afro and sent him flying! Tat flew into a wall. He staggered to his feet and looked around. He saw that his tattoos were losing Bobobo stepped forward and cracked his knuckles.

"So you want to fight me for real?" He asked.

Tat just smiled and laughed insanely! He called back all his tattoos to appear back on his body.

"You fool that punch I hit you with helped sealed your fate! Now I will show you one of my strongest attacks!" He said.

Everybody watched in amazement as Tat's right arm morphed into a giant tattoo needle. He then made his tattoos give him a clear spot of skin on his left arm. He started drawing up three new tattoos. Soon he had created at tattoo of Bobobo, Dawn Patch, and Jelly Jiggler!

"Super Fist of the Tattoo Tattoo Double Ganger!" Shouted Tats as the three tattoos flew off his body and turned real!

Everybody just starred in shock!

"Prepare to meet your end at the hands of your doubles!" Laughed Tat.

To be continued.