Split Hairs

Chapter 6 Tattoo Takedown

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo and the group looked at Tat's tattoo doubles.

"I can't believe it." Muttered Beauty.

"I know I can't believe my double is so gorgeous! Finally I have someone who has to suffer the same cures as I for looking beautiful!" Said Don Patch with joy.

"Get serious! That's a double ganger created by the enemy to destroy us!" Said Professional Patch as he slapped Don Patch in the back of the head.

"Ouch! Ok I'll get serious!" Complained Don Patch as he rubbed the back of his head.

Jelly Jiggler was admiring his double ganger.

"Man I'm one handsome devil." He said.

Bobobo slapped both Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler.

"Enough admiring yourselves! It's time to fight! Alright Tat will show you how powerful the original is to you cruddy copies!" He shouted as he Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler charged forward.

"Go tattoo double gangers!" Shouted Tat as his tattoo minions charged forward.

Both sides met with a furry of blows!

"Taste the awesome furry of my blade!" Shouted Don Patch as he pulled out his green onion sword and swung it at his double ganger!

The double ganger pulled out it's own green onion sword and countered the blow from Don Patch! Don Patch leapt away from his double ganger not knowing what to do.

Jelly Jiggler charged at his double ganger wearing his lucky hankies on his arms as if they were boxing gloves. He threw a punch at his double ganger only for the double ganger to preform the same move and counter him. Jelly Jiggler leaped back in fright unsure of what to do.

Bobobo shot his nose hair at his double ganger. The double ganger countered with it's own nose hair! Bobobo threw a punch at the double ganger. The double ganger countered with it's own punch! Bobobo leaped away from his double ganger.

"Drat it's like having a staring contest with your own reflection!" He shouted angrily.

"Ha! Give it up you fools those tattoos know all your moves! Any move you do they can easily counter!" Laughed Tat.

Bobobo looked his comrades then back at the double gangers.

"Guys we have to change dance partners! We can't attack our own double ganger because they know our moves." Said Bobobo.

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler nodded in understanding. Then an evil look appeared in their eyes.

"I want to fight Bobobo!" Declared Don Patch.

"Hey no fair I want to fight Bobobo!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler.

The two started to get in an argument when Bobobo came in and punched the two of them.

"That's enough! You can both fight my double ganger! I'll take care of those two weaklings!" Declared Bobobo.

"Fine." Said Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler as they rubbed their heads.

"Lets go!" Shouted Bobobo as moose antlers sprouted from the side of his afro and he charged forward!

"TALK ABOUT GOING WILD!" Shouted Beauty.

Bobobo rammed the two double gangers of Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler and sent them flying into the air! He shot his nose hairs at them and grabbed the flying enemies! He slammed them together and then slammed them into the ground! Bobobo took off his clothes revealing wrestling tights!

"TALK ABOUT A QUICK CHANGE OF FASION!" Shouted Beauty.

Bobobo leaped into the air!

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Hairy Body Slam!" He shouted as he body slammed the two double gangers!

Dawn Patch and Jelly Jiggler charged at the Bobobo double ganger. The double had moose antlers sprouting out of his afro and was charging! Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler pulled out a rope between them. They stretched the rope out and tripped the charging double ganger! The double ganger fell to the ground hard. Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were suddenly wearing glasses and business suits. They rode office chairs and started spinning. The spinning caused the rope to wrap around the double ganger tying him up. The two heroes stood the double up and proceeded to punch him and drawn on him. Dawn Patch wrote "I'm Stupid! Don Patch should be the main character!" Jelly Jiggler drew a fake mustache on him.

"Oh wait I just had the best idea ever!" Said Don Patch.

He called Jelly Jiggler over and whispered something in his ear. An evil grin spread across the two heroes faces. Jelly Jiggler ran over to the bound double ganger and put a big red bow on it's head making him look like some kind of present.

"Hey Over we have a present for you!" Shouted Don Patch pointing to the bound Double Ganger.

Over looked at the bound double ganger with look that was between a evil grin and the smile you would associate with a kid on Christmas Day. The rest of the heroes quickly cleared a patch for Over as he charged forward laughing madly!

"Looks like Christmas came early!" Laughed Over.

The double ganger struggled like made trying to get away from the crazy man with the giant scissors! Over's scissors glowed with a dark purple energy as he slammed them into the double ganger sending it flying! The Bobobo double ganger flew through the air and landed right on top of the Dawn Patch and Jelly Jiggler double gangers!

"Yeah they did it!" Cheered Beauty.

"Way to go Mr. Bobobo!" Cheered Gaser.

Suddenly the three double gangers turned into ink and returned to Tat. The villain looked at the three tattoos and seemed to be having a conversation with them. He then looked at the heroes and smiled.

"You just got lucky that these tattoos were fresh and weak. They'll become much stronger in a little bit. They just told me an interesting technique they plan to use on you. For the time being I'll use this tattoo to attack." Said Tat as the tattoo of the race car started glowing and become three dimensional.

Tat leaped into the race car and revved the engine.

"Time for a little road rage!" He shouted as the race car speed forward towards the heroes!

Everyone quickly dived out of the way!

"Darn that was close! We must chase after him using our own vehicles!" Shouted Bobobo as he put on an apron and leaped onto a vacuum cleaner and chased after Tat.

"CLEAN FREAK!" Shouted Beauty.

Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler put on sunglasses and leaped into their own vehicles. Don Patch jumped into a Convertible. Jelly Jiggler jumped into a little red car with the lucky hankie symbol all over it. The two of them joined the chase.

"Talk about style." Said Master Jelly.

Over leaped onto Torpedo Girl's back and joined the chase. The rest of the heroes quickly found a safe place to watch the chase.

Tat speed of a head. He looked in his rear view mirror and saw the heroes chasing him.

"Ha! You'll never catch me!" He shouted.

He looked and saw an approaching wall.

"Try this on for size!" He shouted as he made a sharp turn and just barely avoided hitting the wall.

"That's nothing!" Shouted Bobobo as he preformed the same maneuver and came even closer to the wall!

"Oh please you got nothing on me the main character!" Shouted Don Patch as he came at the wall at an incredible speed.

He tried to preform the same maneuver, but broke the gear shift! His eyes widen in horror as he crashed into the wall in a fiery explosion!

"SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE!" Shouted Gasser.

An ambulance appeared and drove up to the crashed wreak. Parallel Bobobo, Professional Patch, and Jelly Jiggler leaped from the ambulance and rushed to the wreak. Parallel Bobobo and Master Jelly fished out Don Patch from the wreckage. Don Patch was unconscious and covered in lumps! He was careful put on a stretcher. Professional Patch stuck his finger in the air and summoned a lightning bolt to strike Don Patch! Don Patch shot up bursting out into a weird jig as the lightning coursed through his entire body! After a few minutes he fell to the ground moaning.

"The operation was a complete success." Declared Professional Patch.

"We did it!" Shouted Parallel Bobobo and Master Jelly.

Jelly Jiggler, Over and Torpedo Girl decided not to preform the sharp turn and just simply passed the wall and continued the chase. Jelly Jiggler decided to insult Over and Torpedo Girl.

"Hey nice ride! I bet it gets terrible gas milage!" Laughed Jelly Jiggler.

It took him a second to realize the stupidity of what he just said and who he insulted. Torpedo Girl flew up next to Jelly Jiggler's car. Jelly Jiggler started sweating. Over slashed his scissors and sliced the steering wheel right off the car! Jelly Jiggler starred at the now useless steering wheel. Torpedo Girl reached underneath the car and yanked out the brake lines! Jelly Jiggeler stared in horror.

"Have a nice trip." Said Over with an evil smile as he and Torpedo Girl flew away.

Jelly Jiggler looked up ahead and saw an oncoming wall! He screamed as he crashed into it with a fiery explosion!

"NO JELLY JIGGLER!" Shouted Gasser as he ran towards the wreckage to help his friend.

He moved some wreckage off of Jelly Jiggler and helped him to safety.

"Gasser you saved me!" Gasped Jelly Jiggler.

"Of course I did you one of my best friends." Said Gasser.

The two friends watched as Bobobo, Over, and Torpedo Girl chased after Tat.

"If only I had some fast means of transport then we could catch him!" Said Jelly Jiggler.

Gasser thought for a moment.

"We could use our combo attack." He said.

"That's brilliant Gasser!" Said Jelly Jiggler.

The two of them put on black sunglasses. Jelly Jiggler got on his chest and laid on the ground. Gasser sat on his back.

"United Stinking Jelly Jet Ski!" They shouted as Gasser let out a ton of farts and propelled them forward at great speed!

Soon they caught up with everyone else. They passed Over and Torpedo Girl and then Bobobo! They then rode right next to Tat! The villain gasped in shock and then angrily tried to crash his car into them! Gasser let out some more farts and propelled them to safety. They got in front of Tat and released some more fart gas. Tat eyes began to water and he couldn't see! Then the gas cleared and Tat found himself racing towards a wall! He screamed as he crashed into the wall in a fiery explosion!

Gasser and Jelly Jiggler saw a finish line and crossed it. They high fired one another as Parallel Bobobo wearing a business suit walked up to them caring a gold trophy.

"Congratulations you won the race!" He declared as he gave them the trophy.

Gasser and Jelly Jiggler took the trophy as Softon took a picture of them. Tat stumbled out of the wreckage of his vehicle covered in bruises and some burns.

"That's tears it! It's time for you for to meet your end! Your double gangers will show you their true power! Super Fist of the Tattoo Tattoo Double Ganger!" He shouted.

The tattoos of Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler leaped off his body and became three dimensional. The double gangers of Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler shrunk down and leaped into the double ganger Bobobo's mouth! The double ganger started glowing and transforming!

"Oh no! Those crazy doubles are using fusion! We have no choice, but to use fusion ourselves!" Shouted Bobobo as he Dawn Patch and Jelly Jiggler started to fuse to.

Soon there were two Bobopatchiggler facing each other! They each drew their happy man swords and charged at one another! Their blades sparked as they hit each other. They shot their eyelashes at one another, but they canceled each other out.

"It's as I feared! They are to evenly matched! They only way for our friends to win is if we lend them some of our powers!" Declared Softon.

Hatenko and Gaser nodded in agreement. Softon launched a beam of green energy, Hatenko threw his key, and Gasser threw a fart at their Bobopatchiggler. As soon as Bobopatchiggler came in contact with these items his appearance changed and he became much stronger. Two giant keys burst from his back like wings, the Goddess Blabs-A-Lot appeared behind him, and yellow gas exited from his rear end.

"You think your little power ups can help you?! Don't make me laugh! Two can plat at this game! Super Fist of the Tattoo Mega Dragon Tattoo!" Shouted Tat as the dragon tattoo flew off his body and became three dimensional!

The dragon let out an enormous blast of fire at Bobopatchiggler! A golden shield of farts surrounded Bobopatchiggler and protected him from the flames! Blabs-A-Lot appeared in front of the dragon and shot her fist out, punching the dragon, and sending it flying! Bobopatchiggler charged forward and slashed his double ganger and the dragon turning them to stone! Bobopatchiggler then turned back to his original forms. Tat just starred at his defeated tattoos in shock and then he burst out laughing!

"You fools can't beat me! I can just summon my tattoos back to my body and send them to attack you again and again!" He laughed as he turned the tattoos back to ink and summoned them back to his body.

"Your right. Will never defeat you this way, but I know one attack that will defeat you! Super Fist Of Robots Tattoo Laser Remover! Shouted Bobobo as he put on some high tech armor, pulled out a laser cannon, and fired!

The laser beam hit Tat and sent him flying! All the tattoos disappeared from his body!

Tat staggered to his fight and looked at his skin.

"My tattoo! My art. There gone!" He shouted. "I'll just have to make some new ones!" He said as he tried to morph his arm into a tattoo needle, but it wouldn't change!

"I've destroyed your super fist. Now I will show you what real art is!" Declared Bobobo as he cracked his knuckles.

To be continued.