Split Hairs
Chapter 7 Crazy Art
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
Bobobo clapped his hands together.
"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Explaining Art!" He shouted as the scenery started to change.
Everybody now found themselves in a beautiful forest.
"What is this?" Asked Tat as he looked around the forest.
"This is lesson one of your art lessons. An artist must understand the peace and beauty of nature." Said Bobobo as a bunch of adorable forest creatures appeared.
The forest animals gathered around Tat and started dancing. Tat just glared at the animals. A bunny walked up to him and stated rubbing itself up against his leg.
"Buzz off!" Shouted Tat as he kicked the bunny and sent it flying away!
The other forest creatures stopped dancing and glared angrily at Tat, who nervously backed away.
"Um nice animals." Said Tat.
The animals leaped forward and attacked! Squirrels and bunnies sank their teeth into Tat's arms and legs! Birds clawed at his face!
"Somebody call animal control!" Screamed Tat.
"Don't worry we know what to do! Animals calm down when they hear music!" Shouted Bobobo.
He suddenly appeared with Parallel Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler. The four of them were wearing kilts and carrying bagpipes. They started playing the bagpipes. Immediately the animals leaped off of Tat and calmed down.
"Whew! Glad that's over." Said Tat.
He looked over at the animals and his eyes widened in shock. The animals were now wearing kilts and welding swords, clubs, and spears! They viscously jumped on Tat and tied him to a log!
"THE ANIMALS ARE GOING MEDIEVAL!" Shouted Beauty.
Suddenly Over appeared wearing only wearing a kilt. He had blue paint over half his body and face.
"Be free!" He shouted as he grabbed the log Tat was tied to and threw it into a nearby river!
Tat bobbed up to the surface coughing as he floated down the river. He heard a weird sound and looked behind him. He saw a waterfall up ahead!
"Aaaaaaaaaa! Wipe out!" He screamed as he fell down the waterfall.
He came out of the water and swam to shore. He staggered to his feet and found Bobobo standing in front of him.
"Now that your done with your study on nature it's time for your next lesson. An artist must understand the carnage of war." Said Bobobo as he clapped his hands and the scene changed.
Tat found himself standing in a field. He looked around wondering what was going to happen next. Suddenly all the members of Bobobo's team sprang out of the ground wearing army clothes and welding paintball guns! They fired a hail of paint balls at Tat!
He screamed as the balls exploded all over his body and covered him in paint! Bobobo called Don Patch and Dengakuman over.
"Time for the heavy artillery. Bring in the air strike!" Commanded Bobobo.
"Yes sir." Said Don Patch as he and Dengakuman ran off.
After several minutes Bobobo and his friends ran off. Tat looked around confused. Every part of his body was sore. He suddenly heard a sound of a plane. He looked up in shook to see a large plane flying over his head with Don Patch and Dengakuman flying it!
"Time to drop the payload." Said Dawn Patch as he pressed a button.
The bomb bay door opened up and a giant multicolored paintball the size of of bus fell out and towards Tat!
Tat screamed as he tried to run away, but it was to late! The paintball landed on him and exploded into a mighty ball of colors!
The scenery changed back into the room. Tat laid on the ground his body covered head to toe with different colors of paint. He staggered to his feet and glared angrily at Bobobo.
"Congratulations you've just completed your art lesson." Said Bobobo.
"I'll rip you apart with my bare hands!" Roared Tat as he charged forward.
Bobobo shot out his nose hairs and grabbed Tat with them. A giant white canvas appeared behind Bobobo.
"You must be one with your art! Super Fist of the Nose Hair Canvas Crash!" Shouted Bobobo as he slammed Tat's body into the canvas!
Tat left a colorful picture of a man on the canvas. He fell to the ground unconscious. Bobobo duster his hands off. Suddenly he heard some clapping he turned around and saw a holographic image of Split floating above him.
"We'll done! You've beaten Tat! Unfortunately for you he was not one of the Splinter Six." Said Split.
"Then who was he?" Asked Bobobo.
"A powerful assassin. I was going to let him join my group and rename the group the Splinter Seven, but alas you defeated him. Well for all your hard work I'm going to give you a map of Randomtopia it will tell you where all the members of the Splinter Six are. Good luck." Said Split as he vanished.
A map magically appeared in Bobobo's hands.
"Ok the first member of the Splinter Six is at the library." He said.
The group walked out of the tattoo parlor.
To be continued.
