Split Hairs

Chapter 8 Bard vs Literature

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo and the gang exited the tattoo parlor. They found Lambda, Rem, and Not Nice Ice Cream were tying up Sid, Hoods, and Fanny.

"What happened?" Asked Gasser.

"These three jerks tried to destroy us and then enter the tattoo parlor to help their boss destroy you." Explained Lambada.

"We'll thanks for taking care of these guys. We already defeated their boss. He wasn't a member of the Splinter Six, but we did get this map telling us where the Splinter Six are at." Said Bobobo.

"Where's the first one at?" Asked Rem.

"The library." Said Bobobo.

"Wait a minute. Bad Bard ran off to the library." Said Lambda.

"Oh man! We got to go help him!" Said Not Nice Ice Cream.

"Lets quit yanking and getting going!" Shouted Bobobo.

The group nodded and marched off to the library.

At that moment Bad Bard had just arrived at the library. He went inside and saw a stair case. He went up it and found himself in a large room filled with book cases and desk. In the center of the room there was a desk with a man in a cloak that was half black and half white. He wore a mask that was half frowning and half smiling. The man was writing with a quill pin. He looked up as Bad Bard approached.

"I thought I sensed your energy Bad Bard. It's good to see you back my former student." Said the man.

"Yeah I sensed you to. I've come to finally beat you Sensei." Said Bad Bard.

"Is that a fact." Said the man.

"Yes! I've grown much stronger sense last you saw me." Said Bad Bard as he took a fighting stance.

"Oh will see." Said the man.

"Change Word Rope! Fence in and Lock Up!" Shouted Bad Bard as he launched his attack!

A bunch of ropes appeared and captured the figure and a cage dropped on top of him!

"Lightning Attack!" Shouted Bad Bard.

A lighting bolt stuck the caged figure and blew up the cage! A cloud of smoke covered everything in the room. When it cleared there was no sign of the masked man!

"That was quite an attack." Said a voice from behind Bad Bard.

He whirled around and saw the man sitting at another desk just casually writing in a book! Bad Bard just gasped.

"Your skills had indeed improved, but your still no match for me. Your words are strong, but they still lack feeling." Said the man as he finished writing. "Here's how you do it." He said as he showed the inside of the book to Bad Bard.

Bad Gasped as he read the pages.

"Bad Bard came at his masked opponent with great force. His attacks had no affect on the masked man. Suddenly ropes appeared and wrapped themselves around Bad Bard like serpents. A cage dropped down like the jaws of a savage beast! A powerful lightning bolt came from the heavens and struck him down!" Read the masked man aloud.

A bunch of ropes appeared and wrapped themselves around him. A giant cage fell on top of him and then a lightning bolt struck him!

Bad Bard fell to the ground battered and bruised.

"Now you see the true power of words." Said the Masked man.

"I'm not done yet!" Shouted Bad Bard as he staggered to his feet,

"I'm afraid you are. Super Fist of Literature Book Barrage!" Said the figure.

Several books from the book cases, flew forward, and slammed into Bad Bard! He shouted in pain and fell to the ground unconscious. The masked man walked up to the unconscious Bad Bard.

"Thanks for the warm up my student. Now I must deal with Bobobo and his gang." Said the masked man as he prepared for battle.

To be continued.