Split Hairs
Chapter 9 Bad Books
By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobobo and the gang enter the library. They saw a large arrow pointing to the stairs. They went up they stairs to the next floor. They found Bad Bard lying on the ground a few yards away.

"Bad Bard!" Shouted Lambda as he Rem, and Not Nice Ice Cream rush to Bad Bard's side.

"Isn't this a touching scene. I think I'll write about this in one of my stories." Said a voice from above.

Everybody looked up to see a clocked mask man sitting in a chair and writing at a desk with a quill pin. He was floating in the air.

The man stood up from his desk and floated down to the floor.

"Hello Bobobo I've been waiting for you. I am Booker of the Splinter Six." Said the man as he took off his clock and mask.

Everybody gasped. Booker wore a black suite. His skin was as white as paper and it appeared to have various writing on it. His eyes and hair were as black as ink.

Bobobo cracked his knuckles.

"So our first opponent is some kind of bookworm. Not matter. I'm going to beat you up for what you did to Bad Bard!" Said Bobobo.

Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler charged forward!

"Super Fist of Literature Book Barrage!" Said Booker as he pointed his hand at the charging heroes.

A bunch of books flew off the bookcases and at the heroes! Bobobo screamed and quickly grabbed Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler and used them as shields!

"I knew one day those overdue library books would come back to haunt me!" Shouted Don Patch.

"Boss!" Cried Hatenko.

The barrage of books just kept on coming. Bobobo was trapped.

"Wait a minute I have an idea!" He shouted as he dropped a battered Don Patch and started reshaping Jelly Jiggler's body.

In a few seconds Jelly Jiggler's body was a different shape.

"Behold my new defense technique. Super Fist of the Nose Hair Jelly Bookcase!" Shouted Bobobo as he waved his new defense technique.

Jelly Jiggler's body had indeed been transformed into a large bookcase, with his head on top of it.

"TALK ABOUT FLEXIBILITY!" Shouted Beauty.

A bunch of books flew towards Bobobo. He used the Jelly Bookcase to catch them all. When the books were gone and the Jelly Bookcase was full, Bobobo hurled it at Booker!

"Here's your books back!" Shouted Bobobo.

Booker dodged out of the way. Bobobo and Don Patch charged forward.

"Closing the Book!" Shouted Booker as he slammed his palms down on the ground.

Bobobo and Don Patch found themselves standing in the center of a giant opened book. Both sides flew up to close!

"Ah! We were going to be crushed!" Shouted Don Patch.

"We got to spring on out of here!" Shouted Bobobo as he used Don Patch's body as springboard to jump out of the book before it closed!

Don Patch screamed as he was crushed! Bobobo ran at Booker and threw a punch.

"Angry Business Man Punch!" Shouted Bobobo as he punched Booker in the chest while wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.

Booker flew back clutching his chest. He looked up at Bobobo and smiled.

"Nice punch. Now try one of mine. Textbook Punch!" He shouted as his right fist morphed into a hard covered textbook and he threw a punch at Bobobo.

The punch hit Bobobo and sent him rolling.

"Roll with the Punches!" Shouted Bobobo as he appeared wearing a log with a bunch of boxing gloves sticking out of it.

"TALK ABOUT CORNY!" Shouted Beauty.

Bobobo rolled towards Booker and slammed into him!

Booker shouted in pain as he flew to the ground spinning! He staggered to his feet and glared at Bobobo who was back to normal.

"Stack Attack!" He shouted as he slammed both his hands on the ground.

Giant stacks of books appeared and started falling down!

"Lucky I brought my lucky hanky umbrella." Said Jelly Jiggler as he pulled out an umbrella with the lucky hanky symbol on it.

It proved to be very useless as Jelly Jiggler was immediately buried in a pile of books!

"I know what to do!" Shouted Bobobo as he ran towards one of the stack of books and began climbing.

Booker laughed evilly as he made books rain down on Bobobo's allies! Don Patch tried to use Dengakuman as a shield, but they both ended up being buried in books!

"Soon you will all be buried alive under mounds of literature!" Laughed Booker.

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" Shouted a voice from above.

Booker looked up to see Bobobo falling from above wearing a rain jacket and rain boots.

"Rainy Day Kick!" Shouted Bobobo as he slammed into Booker!

Booker crashed to the ground. He got up steaming with anger.

"Don't mess with me! Super Fist of literature Quill Pin Sword!" He shouted as he pulled out a quill pin and it transformed into a sword.

Booker charged forward! Bobobo pulled out one of his long nose hairs!

"Nose Hair Sword!" He shouted as he blocked Booker's attack.

The two fighters circled one another slashing their weapons. Bobobo slashed his weapon, but Booker blocked it and hit Bobobo with a Textbook Punch! Bobobo staggered backwards.

"You can't beat me!" Laughed Booker.

"I'm not done yet." Said Bobobo as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of sunglasses.

Booker charged forward! The sunglasses in Bobobo's hand grew as large as a sword.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Nose Sword plus Sunglasses Sword Equals Double Trouble!" Shouted Bobobo as he swung both his weapons and sent Booker flying!

Booker smashed into a bookcase knocking it down and causing a domino effect with the other bookcase! All the bookcases fell to the ground with a loud thud. Booker staggered to his feet and looked at all the knocked over bookcases. His black eyes turned bright red.

"You fools! Look what you did to my library! I will destroy you all with my most powerful attack!" He shouted.

"Bring it on!" Said Bobobo as he cracked his knuckles.

To be continued.