Split Hairs

Chapter 10 Story Time

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Booker slammed both his palms on the ground.

"Super Ultimate Fist of Literature Story Book!" He shouted as the scenery started to change.

Bobobo and the gang found themselves in a forest surrounded by tees, rocks, an old village, and a castle. All the scenery looked three dimensional. Gasser looked behind one of the trees and saw a paper tab holding it up.

"Hey guys I think were in some kind of pop up book." He said.

Everybody looked at the scenery and gasped.

"This is creepy." Shivered Beauty.

"Look up there!" Shouted Softon.

Everybody looked to see Booker siting at a desk and writing on a piece of paper.

"Welcome to my story book. It is a magical place where you will all meet your end. Here I am the author and narrator and you all are just the charters." Said Booker.

"Get down here and fight!" Shouted Bobobo.

"I'm afraid not. Now let me see, should I use as the main character of this story. I should use Bobobo after all his the main charter of this serious." Said Booker.

"Hey! Bobobo is not the main character! I am the main character of this serious, so I should be the main character you write about in this story!" Declared Don Patch.

"Hey the anime and the manga are called Bobobo-Bobobobo not Don Patch!" Shouted Bobobo.

"We'll this fanfic isn't called Bobobo-Bobobobo, so I can be the main charter in this! I could be the hero!" Shouted Don Patch.

The two of them stepped forward as if to fight. Softon and Gasser quickly stepped in.

"That's enough you two! Can't you see Booker is manipulating you, so you'll both destroy each other!" Shouted Softon.

"I don't care! I always wanted to pound this tall afro jerk anyway!" Shouted Don Patch.

"Right back at you you little spiky pain in the rear!" Shouted Bobobo.

"Oh wonderful! You can just feel the tension! Why don't you two settle this with a joust? That'll be fun." Said Booker as he wrote something down.

Two motorcycles appeared with horse heads on front. Two jousting lances appeared with metal boxing gloves covered in spikes at the end.

"WEIRD JOUSTING EQUIPMENT APPEARED!" Shouted Beauty.

"You have you weapons and your steeds. Your are both allowed one helper to suit up." Said Booker.

"I choose Hatenko." Said Don Patch.

"I choose Jelly Jiggler." Said Bobobo.

"Guys come on there's no need to fight one another!" Shouted Gasser as he turned desperately to Hatenko and Jelly Jiggler. "Please talk some sense into them." He begged.

"Your just freaked out cause Boss is going to destroy Bobobo." Sneered Hatenko.

"Yeah right Bobobo will clobber Don Patch." Sneered Jelly Jiggler.

"Oh no! Not you guys to!" Said Gasser.

"We have to stop them!" Shouted Beauty.

"Oh I'm afraid I can't let you. You see I have something special planed for the rest of you." Said Booker as he wrote something down.

Everybody gasped as their clothes changed. Beauty, Softon, and Torpedo Girl looked like royalty. Gasser, Parallel Bobobo, and Professional Patch were dressed up as noble knights with swords. Dengakuman and Master Jelly were dressed up as bandits with swords. Over was dressed in black knight armor welding his scissors sword.

"What's happening?" Asked Beauty.

"Just a little wardrobe change. Now let the story begin." Said Booker.

The scenery changed to a throne room. Softon and Torpedo Girl found themselves siting on some thrones. Beauty stood between them.

"Once upon a time there was a king and queen, who had a beautiful daughter named Beauty. One day Beauty was kidnapped by an evil black night named Over and his two henchmen." Read Booker.

Beauty found herself in a forest, when Over sprang out with Dengakuman and Master Jelly. Over grabbed Beauty.

"I can't control my body!" Shouted Over as he tried to move his body, but it just wouldn't listen.

"Neither can I!" Shouted Master Jelly.

The three of them ran off carrying Beauty.

"The king heard about this and sent a brave prince named Gasser the Gallant. He along with his two knights Parallel Bobobo and Professional Patch set out to rescue Beauty from Over." Read Booker.

The three heroes ran through the woods and found an evil looking fortress. They saw Beauty was tied up at the top of the fortress.

"Run you guys it's a trap!" She shouted.

Denkakuman, Over, and Master Jelly came charging out of the fortress. The two sides began to battle one another. Parallel Bobobo fought against Master Jelly, Professional Patch fought against Denkakuman, and Gaser fought against Over. Neither side had control over the movements of their bodies.

"At this rate will end up slaying one another!" Shouted Gasser as he dodged a swing from Over.

"I'm to cute to be cut to ribbons!" Sobbed Dengakuman as he dodged a swing from Professional Patch.

"This is seriously getting tedious!" Complained Professional Patch.

"Man this stinks! Gasser's a main charter charter in this story plus the main hero. We're just the sidekicks Professional Patch the readers won't care if we get killed off!" Shouted Parallel Bobobo.

"Your right!" Gasped Professional Patch.

"I hope mister Bobobo and Don Patch come to their sense otherwise were all doomed." Said Gasser as he blocked another swing from Over.

Elsewhere Bobobo and Don Patch were prepping up for the joust.

Don Patch wore spiky shoulder pads, sunglasses, black biker gloves, and a T-shirt that read Main Character. He mounted his motorcycle and prepared to charge.

"Go get him Boss!" Shouted Hatenko as he waved a bright orange foam finger around.

Bobobo wore a red cap, biker gloves and a breastplate with #1 painted on it with white paint. He mounted his motorcycle.

"Teach that orange shorter whose boss!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler.

The two combatants revved their engines and began charging screaming war cries!

"I'm the main character!" Shouted Don Patch.

"No I am!" Shouted Bobobo.

Back in the real world Bad Bard regained consciousness. He looked around confused. He saw Lambada, Rem, and Not Nice Ice Cream sitting around him.

"What happened? Where's Booker" He asked.

"You were knocked out. Don't worry about Booker Bobobo and the others are fighting though they all just disappeared a few minutes ago." Said Rem.

Bad Bard's eyes widened.

"Oh no he's using that technique. Bobobo and the others don't stand a change." He said as he staggered to his feet.

"Hold on there Your still pretty messed up." Said Lambada.

"I can still walk and fight." Said Bad Bard.

He walked a few feet.

"Open realm of stories." He said as a portal opened up and he disappeared leaving his friends starring in confusion.

Bad Bard found himself floating in the air. He saw Booker at his desk writing. He looked at the scenes below. He saw all the heroes fixing to destroy one another in one way or another. He had to act quickly to save them.

"Lightning Attack!" He shouted.

A lighting bolt hit Booker and sent him flying from his desk and crashing to the ground! Bad Bard ran over and started changing the words in the book.

"Bobobo and Don Patch came to their senses, steered away from one another and called off the joust." Read Bad Bard.

He watched as Bobobo and Don Patch quickly steered away from one another.

"Man that was close. Lets call this off." Said Don Patch.

"Yeah let's do that. Lets go find Booker and beat him up." Said Bobobo.

They returned to their normal clothes. Then they went and picked up Hatenko and Jelly Jiggler and went searching for Booker.

"Everybody who was fighting regained control of their bodies and stopped fighting." Read Bad Bard.

Gaser and Over's groups stopped fight having regained control of their bodies. They untied Beauty and regrouped with Softon and Torpedo Girl.

"Lets go find Booker." Said Gasser.

There was a flash of light and they were back in their normal clothes. Bad Bard appeared before them carrying some paper and a pen.

"Hey guys." He said.

"Hey were you the one who made us stop fighting?" Asked Gasser.

"Yes." Said Bad Bard.

"Thank you." Said Beauty.

"Where's Booker at?" Asked Softon.

"Right here." Said Booker as he appeared in front of the heroes.

He extended his hand and the paper and pins flew out of Bad Bard's hand,

"Nice job...son. You really surprised me with that attack." Said Booker.

"You weren't looking...dad. I took advantage of your distraction and edited your stories." Said Bad Bard.

The heroes gasped and looked confused.

"So Booker is your dad?" Asked Gasser.

"Yes." Said Bad Bard.

"It doesn't matter now. I'll destroy you all with the next words I write!" Shouted Booker as he prepared to write.

Suddenly there was a loud sound of an engine and then Bobobo and Don Patch came flying in on their motorcycle with Hatenko and Jelly Jiggler. They had their lances sticking out.

"Here's your jousting equipment back!" Shouted Bobobo as he and Don Patch crashed into Booker and sent him flying.

Booker dropped the pen and papers as he went flying. Bad Bard destroyed them with a Lightning Attack. The story world faded and they were back in the library. Booker slammed into the ground with a thud. He staggered to his feet.

"The story is not over!" He shouted.

"Yeah it is you bookworm. Now it's time for a little story of my own. It's time for Bobobo Theater!" Shouted Bobobo.

To be continued.