Split Hairs
Chapter 11 Theater
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
Bobobo clapped his hands and a large stage appeared in the center of the room. He called Bad Bard over and they huddled. They seemed to be in a deep whispered conversation.
"I better attack them while they are distracted." Thought Booker as he charged forward forward with a tex book punch.
Bobobo and and Bad Bard broke out of he huddle and faced Booker grinning.
"The Bobobo Theater is proud to present." Began Bobobo as as Bad Bard shot his hands in the air.
Booker looked up just in time to see a bunch of giant words fall from the sky towards him!
"The Wizard of Oz!" Shouted Bad Bard as the the giants words, which were revealed to be the play's title fell and crushed Booker!
"WHAT A TITANIC TITLE!" Shouted Beauty.
The words disappeared and Booker staggered to his feet.
"Starring Booker as Dorothy." Said Bobobo as he threw Dengakuman at Booker. "Here's Toto!" He shouted as Dengakuman slammed into Booker's head!
"It's time for the tornado." Said Bad Bard.
"I'm on it!" Shouted Bobobo as he grabbed Jelly Jiggler and started spinning him around by his legs.
Faster and faster they went until the force of their spin formed a tornado! The tornado sucked Booker and Dengakuman up!
"This is insane!" Shouted Booker as he flew around screaming.
"Time for some lighting!" Shouted Bad Bard as he and Professional Patch started shooting started shooting lightning into the tornado!
A couple of bolts struck Booker! He jerked and screamed as the lightning went through his body.
"This is stupid!" He screamed.
Suddenly he was no longer in the tornado. He was in the open air and plummeting towards the ground! He hit the ground with a tremendous thud face first! He groaned as he pushed his face out of the ground. He noticed that for some reason it was getting darker. He looked up to see a two-story house falling towards him!
"Wait I'm not the Wicked Witch!" Screamed Booker as the house fell on top of him with a thud!
The house just stood there for a few minutes and then there was a clicking as the front door opened and Booker came stumbling out and fell flat on his face! Dengakuman walked up to him.
"Where have you been?" Asked Booker.
"Oh I took the stairs to get out of the tornado." Explained Dengakuman as he pointed at a giant staircase nearby.
Booker looked around and realized they were in Munchkin Land.
"We'll at least nothing bad should happen here." Said Booker.
Suddenly Bobobo appeared dressed in a bright blue sailor outfit and carrying a giant lollipop.
"With a swing of my giant lollipop I'll send you on a journey to find the Wizard of Oz!" He shouted as he swung his and sent Booker flying into the air!
Booker screamed and landed in a corn field. He got to his feet and saw Hatenko dressed as a scarecrow.
"I have no brains, so I'm going to attack you for no reason." Said Hatenko as he charged forward.
"Wait that's not part of the story!" Shouted Booker.
"Super Fist of the Key Scarecrow Slash!" Shouted Hatenko as he slashed his key and hit Booker sending him flying into a tree.
Booker staggered to his feet and heard evil cackling from above. He looked up to see Torpedo Girl wearing a witches hat and welding a flamethrower.
"I'm the Wicked Torpedo Witch of the West! I'm going to get you and your little Dengakuman to!" She laughed as she unleashed a fireball that hit Booker.
He screamed in pain and ran for his life. He found himself in a apple field where he saw Jelly Jiggler dressed as the Tin Man.
"Can you get me that bottle of soy sauce so I can free my joints?" Asked Jelly Jiggler pointing his eyes at a bottle of soy sauce.
"No way I'm not freeing you. Your going to attack me as soon as your free not going to happen!" Said Booker as he kicked Jelly Jiggler to the ground.
"Hey leave him alone!" Shouted a voice from behind.
Booker turned to see Gasser and Master Jelly dressed as trees. Gasser started throwing fart ball, while Master Jelly threw apples with lucky hankie symbols on them.
"Aaa! This is annoying!" Shouted Booker as be ran away.
He found himself in a creepy forest. He heard something snap and turned around just in time to see Bobobo dressed like a lion.
"Aaaaaa! A strange guy!" Shouted Bobobo as he punched Booker in the face and ran away.
"I'm going to skin you alive!" Shouted Booker angrily as he chased after Bobobo.
Booker ran into a small clearing where he found Parallel Bobobo, Professional Patch, and Over dressed up like flying monkeys.
"Were about to go ape on you!" Shouted Parallel Bobobo.
"Time to unleash our inner beast!" Shouted Over.
"Were going to seriously put the hurt on you." Said Professional Patch.
The three of them charged at Booker and began to merciless pound him with their fist. After a few minutes of senseless pounding Parallel Bobobo looked at his watch.
"Time for lunch at the Wicked Torpedo Witch's castle." He said.
The three of them took to the sky dragging Booker along with them. They landed in a creepy looking castle where the Wicked Torpedo Witch was waiting.
"Oh good you brought the guy with you. I have many wicked things planned for him!" Cackled the Witch.
Booker saw a bucket of water nearby. He grabbed it.
"I think it's time someone cleaned up your act!" He shouted as he doused the witch in water!
The Witch's makeup became smeared and messy. She gritted her teeth and glared at Booker.
"YOU RUINED MY MAKEUP!" She roared as she punched Booker and sent him flying through the sky!
Booker crashed into the Emerald City and landed in the Wizard's room. Before Booker was the giant floating head of Softon. The head disappeared and out walked Softon wearing a suit.
"I shall return you to your home. Super Fist of the Goddess Blabs-A-Lot Wake Up!" Said Softon as he hit Booker with several palm strikes.
Booker fell to the ground moaning. When he got up he was back in the library. He saw Bobobo and the others in front of him.
"How dare you put me through that crazy messed up version of The Wizard of Oz! I'm going to destroy all of you! Book Barrage!" He shouted as a large yellow book appeared in front of him.
It was a phonebook. Booker just starred at it in shock. Bobobo grabbed it and looked up a number. He then pulled out a phone from his afro and dialed it.
"Hello is this the Earth Defense Force? I have a problem that needs to be dealt with. Come quick!" Said Bobobo.
Suddenly a bunch of armored man and vehicles busted into the library and surrounded Booker. They then proceeded to open fire on him! The soldiers stopped firing. A military satellite in space fired a massive energy beam and hit Booker! The place was covered in smoke.
"TALK ABOUT OVERKILL!" Shouted Beauty.
When the smoke cleared Booker was on his hands and knees. He was battered and bruised. His hair was a mess and his clothes were in tatters. He stumbled to his feet.
"I'm not...done!" He shouted as he stumbled towards the rebels.
Bobobo and Bad Bard stepped forward.
"Time to end this with a combined super attack." Said Bobobo.
"This is the end of the story dad." Said Bad Bard.
The two of them rushed forward their auras glowing intensely. Bobobo's nose hairs shot out as Bad Bard summoned some words.
"Combined Super Fist! Wordy Nose Hair Ending!" They shouted as they hit Booker and sent him shooting over their heads!
Booker landed with a thud and didn't get back up. He looked at Bad Bard.
"You beat me son. You proved me wrong. I'm proud of you." Said Booker.
"Thanks dad." Said Bad Bard as some tears leaked from his eyes.
Booker finally passed out. Bobobo pumped his fist in the air.
"Alright! We did it!" He shouted.
"Great Job! That's one of the Splinter Six down!" Cheered Beauty.
"Haha! Good job Bobobo that was quite a battle! Very impressive!" Said a voice from above.
Everybody looked to see a holographic image of Split floating above them along with five other screens that displayed five cloaked and masked man.
"Come on out and fight us!" Demanded Bobobo.
"I'm sorry, but you have to deal with these five gentlemen first. Then we will fight. Goodbye for now and happy fighting." Said Split as he disappeared.
"You will not beat the rest of us." Sneered one of the Splinter Six.
"Will just have to see about that!" Shouted Bobobo.
The Splinter Six vanished. Bobobo and the gang exited the library. Bad Bard and Lambada were carrying an unconscious Booker on a stretcher.
"You guys go on ahead with you adventure. We're going to take my dad to the hospital." Said Bad Bard.
"We'll it was good seeing you all again." Said Bobobo as he waved goodbye to Lambada, Bad Bard, Rem, and Not Nice Ice Cream.
The rebels continued on with their journey.
To be continued.
