Split Hairs

Chapter 12 Doors and Burps

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo and his group were walking down the street. Bobobo was looking at the map Split gave them.

"According to this map here the location to the next member of the Splinter Six will be at the museum." He said.

"I wonder what our next opponent will be like." Said Gasser.

"Probably some old curator guy." Said Don Patch.

"You should be more serious. These Splinter Six guys are no joke." Scolded Professional Patch.

"Fine dad." Mumbled Dawn Patch.

As the group passed an alleyway two figures stepped out and started falling Bobobo's group. They had an evil aura about them. Softon sensed them.

"Were being followed." He whispered to his friends.

The group stopped and turned to face the guys who were following them. There were two guys behind. The first guy looked to be around Gasser's age. He had green hair, a brown collar long sleeved shirt and jeans. The second guy had black spiky hair, a chain with a doorknob on it around his knock, a black shirt and jeans.

"Who are you?" Demanded Bobobo.

"I am Burps." Said the youth with green hair.

"And I am Dorian." Said the man with black hair.

"You come here to destroy us for one of the Splinter Six?" Asked Softon.

"Not quite. There are only two people in your group we care about fighting." Said Burps.

"We want to fight Gasser and Hatenko." Said Dorian.

The group looked confused. Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler pushed there way up front with angry looks on their faces.

"What's the big deal? You to cool to come after us?" Demanded Don Patch.

"Yeah! We should be prime targets for you guys!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler.

"I'm the main character after all!" Shouted Don Patch.

"Fine will get ride of you two and go after Gasser and Hatenko." Said Dorian.

Burps stepped forward and burped.

"Bbbbbbbuuuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp!" Burped Burps.

A nasty green cloud flew out of his mouth and hit Jelly Jiggler in the face! He screamed and fell to the ground his eyes watering.

"Now it's my turn." Said Dorian as he stepped forward.

Don Patch raised his fist and got into a fighting stance.

"Super Fist of Doors Knock Knock!" Said Dorian as he pointed a glowing hand towards the sky.

Three wooden doors appeared above Dawn Patch's head and slammed right on top of him! Don Patch laid on the ground with the doors on top of his body moaning.

"Now that those two our out of the way. It time to get back to dealing with our primary objective." Said Dorian as he looked at Gasser and Hatenko. "Trap Door!" He shouted.

The ground beneath Gasser and Hatenko opened up like a door and they fell through! Bobobo and the others looked in shock at the place where their allies vanished. They turned to where Burps and Dorian were, but they were gone!

"That got away!" Shouted Bobobo.

"I hope Gasser and Hatenko are ok." Said Beauty wordily.

Gasser fell for what felt like forever. All he could see was darkness. Then he fell on something soft. He looked around confused. He was in some kind of field. He saw Burps standing a few yards away.

"Welcome." Said Burps.

Gasser shot up to his feet.

"What's the big idea? Why do you want to fight me?" He asked.

"I just want to see whose gas is stronger." Said Burps.

He stepped forward and fired several burps.

"Bbbbbbbbbuuuuurrrrrrpppp! Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrppppp!" Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppp!" Burped Burps.

Three large balls of green gas flew towards Gasser! He ran to the side and dodged the first two. He then released an enormous fart that propelled him into the air.

"Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!" Farted Gasser as he flew up into the air on his gas.

He reached behind him and grabbed several farts balls and threw them at Burps! Burps quickly ran to the side to avoid the fart balls. He released a enormous burp at the ground and flew up towards Gasser!

"Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!" Burped Burps as he flew into the air on his gas.

He got close to Gasser and fired a burp at him! Gasser let out a fart that allowed him to flip over the green cloud! Gasser's rear was pointed directly at Burps's face! The villain's eyes widen in shock as Gasser's rear released a fart! Burps quickly released a burp to minimize the damage. There was a explosion of yellow and Burps crashed into the ground! Gasser lightly floated to the ground on a small jet of farts. Burps staggered to his feet and glared at Gasser.

"Time to get serious!" He shouted as he pulled out a litter of soda and drank it.

Burps hair spiked up and his body started twitching. He laughed insanely and charged at Gasser moving at superhuman speed! Gasser dived out of the way as Burps ran by. Burps stopped and fired some burps at Gasser, however he wasn't really aiming and several of the burps missed Gasser.

"I got to slow this guy down." Thought Gasser. "Wait I have an idea." He thought.

He released a fart and a fog of yellow gas surrounded him. Burps charged forward at the the fog. As he entered the fog Gasser stepped to the side and stuck his foot out. Burps tripped over Gasser's foot and crashed face first into the ground. Gasser charged with a fart ball and threw it at Burps, who was just getting up. The villain looked up and gasped at the fart ball racing towards his face! It flew into his mouth and exploded! Burps eyes watered and rolled back into his head.

"Disgusting." He muttered as he fell to ground unconscious.

"It looks like I win." Said Gasser. "I wonder how Hatenko is doing?" He wondered.

Hatenko found himself in a white hallway with a bunch of doors. Dorian stood before him welding a staff made out of doorknobs.

"So your my opponent." Said Hatenko as he pulled out his key.

"I am. Your the key and I'm the door lets see whose stronger." Said Dorian as he charged forward swinging his staff at Hatenko.

Hatenko managed to block it with his key. Dorian leaped back. A door behind him opened up and he leaped backwards through it. The door closed. Hatenko ran over to it and opened it. Inside he found Bobobo, Jelly Jigler, and Torpedo Girl wearing women swim suits in a changing room! The three of them turned and saw Hatenko.

"A peeping Tom!" They screamed and started throwing stuff at Hatenko.

"I'm sorry!" Shouted Hatenko as he quickly closed the door.

"You really should be ashamed of yourself." Said Dorian as he appeared from another door.

Hatenko ran at him, but he closed the door. Hatenko threw the door open and a pile of fish poured out on top of him knocking him to the ground! Hatenko staggered to his feet. Dorian appeared from behind Hatenko and hit him with his staff! The villain laughed and disappeared through another door.

"You can't catch me. I'm using one of my strongest techniques to travel through dimensions." Laughed Dorian.

Hatenko took this in. He thought carefully.

"That's it!" He shouted as he snapped his fingers.

He stabbed his key downwards into the ground! The floor shattered into a million pieces! Under it stood Dorian with his mouth hanging open. Hatenko rushed forward and stabbed his key into Dorian's staff!

"Unlock!" Shouted Hatenko.

The staff clattered to the ground as a bunch of doorknobs. Hatenko delivered a kick to Dorian's chest and sent him stumbling back.

"That does it time for my special attack! Super Fist of Doors Evil Door!" Shouted Dorian as he slammed his palms onto the ground.

A giant red door with horns, a mouth, and eyes appeared before Dorian. It shot out a beam of red energy at Hatenko and hit him! Hatenko fell to his knees suddenly tired.

"This attack makes you open up your fist and drains all the energy out of you until your nothing, but a prune!" Laughed Dorian.

Hatenko lifted up his key to his head.

"Unlock the power!" He shouted as he stabbed the key into his head!

He was filled with a sudden burst of super energy. He rushed forward and stabbed several keys into Evil Door and Dorian! The Evil Door shattered to pieces and Dorian started turning into snow.

"Your...power...is...monstrous!" Gasped Dorian as he turned to stone.

"I win." Said Hatenko.

The sene started changing and Hatenko found himself back with Bobobo's group. Hatenko saw the statue of Dorian nearby and Burps lying on the ground unconscious. He looked over to see Gasser had reappeared with them also.

"Gasser!" Shouted Beauty as she ran forward and hugged Gasser.

Gasser blushed a little. Gasser and Hatenko told the group what happened. Don Patch pat Hatenko on the back.

"You did me proud my boy." Said Don Patch.

"Thank you boss!" Sobbed Hatenko as he kissed Don Patch's hand.

"Lets get a move on we still have some more baddies to bust." Said Bobobo.

The group continued their journey to the museum.

To be continued.