Split Hairs
Chapter 13 Food Court Chaos
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
Bobobo and the gang made their way towards the museum. As they got closer they could here a bunch of yelling and screaming.
"Sounds like some kind of battle." Said Gasser.
"Lets check it out." Said Bobobo.
The rebels ran forward and came across an unusually sight. There was a very large food court in front of the museum. It was packed with a bunch of identical-looking men with chef uniforms.
"Oh great it's the Elite Chef Unit." Complained Gasser.
"My soldiers." Said Dengakuman.
"Hey what's that in the center?" Asked Beauty as she pointed at something in the center of the food court.
There appeared to be four figures in the center of the food court surrounded by the Elite Chief Unit. The rebels gasped. It was Churro Charlie, Guy Boy, Vampire Lame-stat, and Freak-O-Vision. They looked beat up and the Elite Chef Unit was trying to suffocate them with sheer numbers by standing around them and crowding them.
"We have to help them! Cried Beauty.
Dengakuman stepped forward with a smirk on his face.
"I the mighty Dengakuman will handle this. They are my men they'll listen to me." He said as he stepped forward. "Elite Chef Unit stop your attack at once! I Dengakuman the leader of Z Block command you!" Shouted Dengakuman.
The Elite Chef Unit turned to look at Dengakuman. They starred at him for a moment, then they reached into their uniforms, pulled out tomatoes, and started pelting Dengakuman with them!
"Why is this happening?!" Cried Dengakuman.
"It is because your a terrible Block Leader!" Shouted one Chief.
"No it is because you have a terrible taste in snacks!" Cried another Chief.
The Chefs continued to pelt poor Dengakuman with tomatoes. Bobobo and the rebels just watched in horror.
"This is terrible! We have to do something!" Cried Beauty.
"She's right we have to help our cute little buddy." Declared Bobobo.
All the rebels charged in and started to attack the Elite Chef Unit. A bunch of chefs surrounded Softon and Master Jelly. They pulled out pans and rolling pins.
"You deserts are no match for our culinary combat skills!" Sneered one Chef as he charged forward swinging his rolling pin.
"I don't take kindly to people, who bully the weak. The Hard Pack of Soft Swirl!" Said Softon as he dodged the rolling pin at high speed.
He then threw a swinging kick into the Chef and sent him flying towards his comrades! Softon teleported about delivering powerful kicks and palm attacks to the Chefs!
Master Jelly charged at a frying pan welding Chef. The Chef desperately raised his frying pan to defend himself.
"That won't stop me! Jelly Block Iron Fist!" Shouted Master Jelly as he smashed his fist through the frying pan and hit the Chef in the face knocking him out.
"Good one Master Jelly. Now it's my turn." Said Jelly Jigler as he pulled out an enormous plate and leaped onto it and rolled his body into a ball. "Super Fist of the Wobble Wobble Jelly Roll!"
The Chefs stared at Jelly Jiggler with hungry looks on their faces. With a mighty hungry cheer they all pounced onto Jelly Jiggler!
"That's right gather around. There's plenty of beatings to go around!" Said Jelly Jiggler as he sent all the Chefs who were on him flying with a burst of super strength!
Gasser was running about kicking, punching, and throwing fart balls at the Chefs easily knocking them out.
"This is what you get for trying to suffocate Beauty and me at Z Block!" He shouted as released an enormous fart and knocked out a dozen Chefs out.
Hatenko ran around turning them into stone.
"Good job Hatenko! These will make great lawn decorations!" Called Don Patch.
"Thank you boss!" Cheered Hatenko as he attacked the Chefs with even more vigor.
A bunch of Chefs ran at Over, who just gave them an evil smile and pointed his scissors at them.
"It's time to serve up some pain!" He laughed with glee.
The Chefs took one look at Over, dropped their weapons, and ran screaming in fear! Over chased after them waving his sword.
Torpedo Girl and Professional Patch flew through the air and plowed through waves of Chefs.
"This fight is seriously easy." Said Professional Patch.
"I know! It's a completely boring." Agreed Torpedo Girl.
On the ground Parallel Bobobo was dressed as a waiter wearing roller skates and pushing a dinner. Bobobo stood on the cart dressed as a waiter.
"Super Fist of Fine Dinning Steak and Fish!" Shouted Bobobo as he hurled several plates of steak and fish at the Chefs!
The meat and plates slammed into the Chefs and caused them to crash into the ground unconscious!
Dengakuman watched in amazement as all his friends and allies took on the chefs. Beauty was sitting next to him cleaning up the tomatoes off of him.
"I can't believe you guys are helping me out." Said Dengakuman.
"Why of course were helping you out your a friend and a member of the team." Said Beauty.
Dengakuman felt his heart swell up with joy. He had been called a friend. Suddenly a shadow passed over Dengakuman and Beauty. They turned to see a Chef with a scar on the left side of his face welding a knife. The Chef grinned at them wickedly.
"I'm going to serve up some Dengakuman on a stick." Said the Chef as he reached for Dengakuman.
Beauty stepped in front of Dengakuman shielding him.
"I won't let you harm him." Said Beauty glaring at the Chef.
The Chef just laughed and slapped Beauty across the face knocking her to the ground!
Dengakuman just starred at this in horror. His friend had been brutally hurt! He felt anger clinch his gut and he gritted his teeth. His right hand started glowing with energy. The Chef charged at Dengakuman laughing!
"How dare you hurt my friend! Dengakuman Punch!" Shouted Dengakuman as he jumped up and punched the Chef right in the gut!
The Chef's eyes bulged out in pain. He screamed as he was sent flying back and smashed through a wall several yards away!
Beauty got up, ran over to Dengakuman, and hugged him.
"You did it!" She cheered.
Dengakuman blushed a little and laughed.
The rest of the rebels had just about finished off the Elite Chef Unit. They walked over to Churro Charlie, Guy Boy, Vampire Lame-stat, and Freak-O-Vision, who were lying on the ground. The rebels helped them up.
"Thanks for getting rid of those guys. They were really getting into our personal space." Said Vampire Lame-stat.
"Tell us, was it those Chefs that beat you up?" Asked Bobobo.
"No it wasn't. It was their bosses." Said Freak-O-Vision.
Before any more questions could be asked a voice called out.
"That would be use, who defeated them."
Everybody turned around and saw three new figures standing behind them.
The first figure had the body of a man wearing red overalls and suspends over a white t-shirt. He had a hamburger with cheese for a head with two human eyes.
The second was a had a human body wearing a multicolored poncho. He had a taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce for a head, with a normal mouth and eyes.
The third figure was a human dressed in army clothes with two ammo belts full of packets and containers of condiments.
"We are the Food Court Trio. I'm the leader Captain Condiment!" Said the man in the army clothes.
"I'm Burger Buddy." Said the figure with a burger for a head.
"I'm Taco Tuesday." Said the figure with a taco for a head.
"We've received orders from our boss the director of the museum to destroy you intruders." Said Captain Condiment.
"We challenge you to a three on three battle." Said Burger Buddy.
"Fine by by me. Will clobber you guys then take down your boss right after we choose who gets to fight you." Said Bobobo.
The rebels huddled together to choose their fighters.
To be continued.
