Split Hairs

Chapter 14 Food Battle

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

The rebels huddled up to choose, who would fight the Food Court Trio.

"I want to fight them." Said Bobobo.

Softon put a hand on Bobobo's shoulder.

"No Bobobo you need to save your energy for the big boss. I'll deal with these food court fools." Said Softin.

Bobobo smiled.

"Alright you can go deal with these punks. I'll be rooting for you." Said Bobobo.

"If there's going to be a battle of food were fighting." Said Jelly as he and Master Jelly stepped forward wearing sashes that read "Jelly is #1!".

"Talk about tacky." Said Beauty.

Softon and the two jellies stepped forward to face the Food Court Trio.

"Will be your opponents'." Said Softon.

"Very well. It doesn't matter who goes first your all going to be destroyed." Said Captain Condiment.

"Show these loser whose in charge Softon my love!" Shouted Torpedo Girl as she waved a flag with Softon's face on it.

Softon just ignored her. Jelly Jiggler just had a smirk on his face as he strolled towards the Food Court Trio.

"Jelly Jiggler get back here." Said Softon.

"We need to stay in formation!" Cried Master Jelly.

"Oh please we don't need any stinking formation to take on these three. I can easily defeat these guys with very little effort." Said Jelly Jiggler as he leaped into the air at the Food Court Trio.

Burger Buddy stepped forward.

"Meat Pounder!" He shouted as his hands became giant size.

Jelly Jiggler's eyes widened in fear as the two giant hands slapped together and crushed him! There was a squishing sound as a blue puddle of jelly was squished out of the giant hands!

"Jelly Jiggler!" Cried Gasser.

"I'm...ok." Said Jelly Jiggler oozed himself back into his regular form and faced the Food Court Trio. "Ok, you managed to take me by surprise, but that won't happen again!"

Captain Condiment turned to Taco Tuesday.

"Give this fool a Ghost Pepper blast." He ordered.

"Right away Captain." Said Taco Tuesday as he pulled out a weird gun that looked like a bottle of hot sauce with a dial on it.

He adjusted the dial and a picture if a flaming skull appeared on the display. He pointed the gun at Jelly Jiggler.

"Prepare to be haunted by the Ghost Pepper!" Said Taco Tuesday.

"Ha! Bring it on! I'm not afraid of no ghost!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler.

"Get back into formation you fool!" Cried Master Jelly.

"We have no idea, what kind of harm that attack can do!" Said Softon.

"Oh please. You guys are such weenies! I can handle whatever a taco can dish out." Said Jelly Jiggler with a smile.

Taco Tuesday pulled the trigger of his gun. A red mist poured out as a cloud in the shape of a red chilly pepper with a evil mouth and eyes floated out and flew towards Jelly Jiggler! The poor jelly man's confidence evaporated as he fell on his back shaking in utter fear. The ghostly chilly pepper flew right into Jelly Jiggler's mouth! Jelly Jiggler made a gagging sound. He stood up looking confused. Suddenly his blue body turned bright red, his eyes stared watering, and flames leaped from his mouth!

TALK ABOUT BEING INSANELY HOT!" Cried Beauty.

"HOT! HOT! HOT!" Screamed Jelly Jiggler as he raced madly to a nearby ice cream stand and threw himself in the cold desserts causing steam to rise up as he cooled down.

The Food Court Trio laughed evilly.

"That's one down two more to go." Said Captain Condiment.

Softon and Master Jelly took up fighting stances.

"Your going to pay for that." Said Softon.

"Softon leave Taco Tuesday to me." Said Master Jelly.

"Very well." Said Softon.

The two warriors charged forward! Burger Buddy charged forward making his hands giant size trying to crush the two warriors! Softon and Master Jelly leaped over the giant hands and used Burger Buddy's head as a springboard to leap at Taco Tuesday and Captain Condiment. Taco Tuesday pulled out another weird looking gun.

"Try my hot sauce bullets!" He shouted as he fired at Master Jelly.

The karate Jelly did a serious of kicks to avoid the red hot sauce bullets. Every time the hot sauce bullets hit it would cause something to melt! Taco Tuesday got frustrated and decided to use his Ghost Pepper blast. Master Jelly leaped into the air as Taco Tuesday fired. Two evil ghostly chilly peppers raced towards Master Jelly. The kung fu master pulled out a small bottle.

"Imprisonment Spell!" He shouted as he shot a blue blast of energy at the peppers.

The peppers were surrounded by a sphere of energy that shrunk down and went inside the bottle! Master Jelly landed next to Taco Tuesday, who just starred at Master Jelly in shock. Taco Tuesday tried to point his guns at Master Jelly, but the jelly man quickly kicked them out of Taco Tuesday's hands with a well placed karate kick!

"Super Fist of the Lucky Hankie Palm Slam!" Shouted Master Jelly as a lucky hankie appeared on his right hand and he slammed it into Taco Tuesday's chest sending him flying into a nearby taco stand.

Taco Tuesday slammed into the taco stand with tremendous force sending taco supply everywhere. The villain staggered to his feet.

"I'm not beaten yet!" He screamed.

"Your fixing to be!" Called Jelly Jiggler as he appeared behind Taco Tuesday wearing a wrestling mask.

"What the?" Cried Taco Tuesday as Jelly Jiggler grabbed him and leapt into the air!

"Super Fist of the Wobble Wobble Jelly Pile Driver!" Shouted Jelly Jiggler as he slammed himself and Taco Tuesday into the ground head first!

Taco Tuesday fell on his back unconscious. Jelly Jiggler stood over him pointing his arms into the sky.

"I'm the champion!" He shouted in victory.

His victory was short lived as Burger Buddy appeared behind him, made one of his hands giant size, and smashed Jelly Jiggler!

"I'm...not...ok." Said Jelly Jiggler as he laid on the ground as a puddle.

Master Jelly ran forward and threw a karate kick at Burger Buddy, who swatted the karate master out of the air with a giant hand!

"Ha! You may have beaten one of my comrades, but me and Burger Buddy are still more then a match for you!" Laughed Captain Condiment as he faced Softon.

"Don't underestimate us." Said Softon.

"You don't scare me. Super Fist of Condiments Slick Floor!" Shouted Captain Condiment as he sprayed ketchup and muster all over the floor. "Super Fist of Condiments Mayonnaise's Jar Boxing Gloves!" Shouted the villain as he put two plastic jars of mayonnaise on his hands.

He slid forward on the condiments on the floor and threw a punch at Softon. The pink headed rebel dodged out of the way, but nearly lost his balance. He tried to throw a kick, but his footing was off and Captain Condiment slid out of the way.

"Ha! Give it up! I got you beat. I've made the terrane slick for you and I have an advantage in speed over you now." Laughed Captain Condiment.

"Don't give up Softon!" Shouted Bobobo from the sidelines.

"You can beat him my love!" Called Torpedo Girl.

Softon just smirked at Captain Condiment.

"I'll admit you have a good strategy, but I'll finish you off with the next move." Said Softon.

"Surely you joke. There's no way you can beat me!" Shouted Captain Condiment as he flew towards Softon.

"We'll that can't say I didn't warn you. Super Fist of the Goddess Blabs-A-Lot Cherry Blossom Passion!" Shouted Softon as cherry blossom came flying in and wiped up all the condiments on the floor.

Captain Condiment starred in shock at the now clean floor. He charged forward and swung his mayonnaise jar boxing gloves at Softon, who struck the the jars with his fist. There was a loud cracking sound from the jars and then they burst into pieces! Captain Condiment starred at his fist in shock.

"Time for your just desserts! Super Fist of the Goddess Blabs-A-Lot Love Passion!" Shouted Softon as he hit Captain Condiment with several palm strikes all over the villain's body!

Captain Condiment was sent flying landing a few yards away on his back completely unconscious. Softon turned to go help Master Jelly out. The karate master was dodging giant fist from Burger Buddy. Softon flew in and kicked Bugger Buddy in the side of the head knocking him back. He stood next the Master Jelly and they both took up fighting stances.

"Combined Super Fist Leaping Softon Ducking Jelly!" They both shouted as Softon leaped into the air and kicked Burger Buddy in the head with a flying kick, while Master Jelly kicked Burger Buddy in the gut.

Burger Buddy staggered back and fell onto his back with a thud. The fight was over. The rebels cheered in victory. Jelly Jiggler put himself back together and started bowing.

"Thank you. Thank you. Your cheers are all I need." Said Jelly Jiggler.

Softon and Master Jelly looked annoyed as they slapped Jelly Jiggler in the back of the head making him stop bowing.

"Alright lets head to the museum and take on the next member of the Splinter Six." Said Bobobo.

The group nodded in agreement. After checking on the four former hair hunters they made their way to the museum. There they found one of the cloaked masked villains waiting for them.

"Greetings rebels. This is the end of the line for you. Your fixing to be history!" Laughed the cloaked figure.

To be continued.