Split Hairs

Chapter 15 History Egypt

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo and the gang faced the next member of the Splinter Six.

"So are you going to do the cliche reveal yet?" Asked Bobobo to the masked man.

"In a moment lets gather up some more tension for suspense." Said the masked man.

After a few moments of staring at one another the man reached up and removed his mask and cloak.

"I am Rex of the Splinter Six!" Declared the man.

Rex wore a blue business suit, two golden arm bands, a red cape, and a gold Egyptian Pharaoh mask with a golden snake on the forehead.

"That guy was wearing a mask underneath his mask!" Said Gaser in shock.

"Bobobo today I make history by destroying you and your little rebellion!" Laughed Rex.

"Not likely you mask wearing nut!" Declared Bobobo.

Jelly Jiggler leaped forward.

"Don't worry guys I can easily take care of this guy you all just sit back and watch the show." Said Jelly Jiggler with a great deal of confidence as he charged at Rex.

Rex just calmly stood his ground with his arms folded. Jelly brought his arm back for a punch, when snake on Rex's forehead came to life, jumped off the mask, and started growing until it easily towered over Jelly Jiggler!

"Aaaaaaaaaa! Nice Snake!" Screamed Jelly Jiggler as he back pedaled away.

The snake hissed and came forward. Jelly Jiggler reached behind his back.

"Unfortunate for I brought my lucky hanky snake flute!" Declared the jelly man as he pulled out a flute covered in lucky hanky symbols and began to play it.

The sound that came out of the flute was terrible! Everybody except for the snake covered their ears. The sound only seemed to enrage the snake. It swatted the flute away from Jelly Jiggler with it's tail.

"Everyone is a critic." Complained Jelly Jiggler.

The snake opened it's mouth and flew at Jelly Jiggler.

"Aaaaaaaaa!" Screamed Jelly Jiggler as the snake swallowed him whole!

"Jelly Jiggler!" Cried Gasser.

"We'll that's one rebel down." Said Rex.

The snake had a sick look on it's face it titled it's head down and vomited! Jelly Jiggler laid in the fetal position in the center of a puddle of green vomit.

"I saw horrible things in there!" Cried Jelly Jiggler.

The snake raised it's tail to crush Jelly Jiggler, but Bobobo shot his nose hairs out and yanked the jelly man to safety. The snake glared at Bobobo and slither back to Rex. It shrunk back down to normal size and returned back to the center of the villain's forehead.

"Your going to pay for what you did to Jelly Jiggler!" Roared Bobobo.

"I don't think so. I will destroy you all! But first a change of scenery. Super fist of History Time Change!" Said Rex as he pointed his hands in the air.

Everybody watched in amazement as the scenery around them turned into a desert with pyramids and a sphinx.

"Welcome to the Desert of Doom! Here you will meet your end!" Declared Rex.

Bobobo wasn't paying much attention to Rex. At the moment he was dressed in a swimsuit and Hawaiian T-shirt making a bunch of sandcastles with Jelly Jiggler, who was wearing a straw hat and sunglasses. Don Patch was busy burying Hatenko up to his neck in sand. All of them were laughing and having a good time.

"Beach Party!" They happily sang.

"It's a dessert not a beach you nitwits!" Shouted Rex angrily.

"Whatever!" Said Don Patch.

"Alright you want to play in the sand you'll enjoy this! Super Fist of History SandStorm!" Shouted Rex as he waved his hands in the air.

The sky grew dark as the winds picked up rapidly and started blowing sand everywhere!

"Quick will seek safety inside the castle!" Cried Jelly Jiggler as he dived behind the puny sandcastle for protection.

It immediately blew over and collapsed on top of him. He leaped to his feet completely covered in sand.

"I have sand everywhere!" He cried.

"HIS A SANDMAN!" Cried Beauty.

"Don't worry I built a back pack up sandcastle just incase the first one failed miserably." Said Bobobo as he pointed at a life size castle behind him.

"When did you build that and how come we didn't noticed it till now?" Asked Gaser.

"There's no time! Everybody get into fort Bobobo!" Shouted Bobobo as he grabbed Gasser and Dengakuman in his arms and made a beeline towards the sand castle.

"I'm right behind you!" Shouted Softon as he picked up Beauty and followed Bobobo.

Master Jelly, Professional Patch, Parallel Bobobo, Over, and Torpedo Girl took off after them. Dawn Patch managed to dig Hatenko out of the ground and the two of them took off after the group. They didn't get far though because they tripped over Jelly Jiggler who was lying on the ground.

"Help...me!" He moaned as he grabbed Dawn Patch and Hatenko's legs.

The two heroes tried to shake Jelly off, but he wouldn't let go.

"Ok everybody is accounted for. Close up the drawbridge." Said Bobobo's voice from the fort.

"No were still out here!" Cried Dawn Patch and Hatenko.

But it was already to late! The drawbridge went up. Dawn Patch and Hatenko both glared at Jelly Jiggler who smiled nervously back at them. Dawn Patch and Hatenko cracked their knuckles and were fixing to deliver a beat down on poor Jelly Jiggler, when they heard a noise coming from their right. They all looked and gasped in horror as a giant wave made entirely out of sand came racing towards them.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" They all screamed as the wave crashed right on top of them!

Inside the fort the rest of the rebels were eating ice cream and watching TV.

"You know it feels like we forgot some people." Said Gasser as he licked his chocolate ice cream.

"No way. We did a role call and everyone was accounted for." Said Bobobo.

"Your probably right." Said Gasser.

They all sat in the sand castle for about twenty minutes until the storm blew over. Rex stood in the minute of the desert surveying the damage his attack had done. His eyes landed on the massive sand castle.

"Curses! They survived. Those rebels are more resourceful then I thought!" Hissed Rex.

The rebels strolled out of the sandcastle and faced Rex.

"Alright Pharaoh Punk are you done toying around with use or are you going to fight use for real?" Asked Bobobo.

"Your going to regret not being finished off by the storm!" Said Rex.

Before they could start their epic brawl Torpedo Girl called a time out.

"I'm picking something up on my sonar." She said as she walked over to a nearby pile of sand.

She looked at it and stuck her hand in it.

"I got something!" She shouted as she gave a big yank and three things flew out of the sand pile.

It was Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Hatenko! The three heroes battered, bruised, and dehydrated.

"Sweat...freedom." Gasped Don Patch.

"Water." Moaned Jelly Jiggler and Hatenko.

"Shame on you guys. You know you shouldn't be playing out in a sandstorm." Said Parallel Bobobo as a man dressed as a firefighter carrying a hose popped out of his afro and hosed down the three dehydrated heroes.

The three rehydrated staggered to their feet sputtering. Don Patch and Hatenko glared daggers at Jelly Jiggler who was backing away from them nervously and tried to make a run for it, but the two angry heroes pounced on him and started pummeling him. Over, Torpedo Girl, and Professional Patch went to go break up the fight.

"Do you three seriously want to waist our time fighting each other or do we need to come in and lay some serious discipline on your rears?" Asked Professional Patch.

"Do I need to give you a special course in my Torpedo Academy?" Asked Torpedo Girl pounding her fist.

"Please say yes I'm itching for a fight." Said Over gleefully as he took some practice swipes with his scissor sword.

All three fighters took one look at the three powerful fighters and immediately stoped fighting.

"Were sorry! It won't happen agin!" They all three shouted.

"That's good." Said Professional Patch.

"Ah! I wanted to beat them up a little!" Complained Over.

"Don't worry. We can all beat up that guy over there." Said Torpedo Girl as she pointed at Rex.

That made Over smile like a madman. Bobobo faced Rex.

"So are you guys done with your little argument or whatever." Asked Rex.

"Just about." Said Bobobo.

"Alright then lets fight! Behold my Super Fist of the Desert technique. Super Fist of the Desert Critter Carnage!" Said Rex as he clapped his hands together.

The desert exploded as an army of giant scorpions and scarabs busted out of the ground and charged at the heroes. The snake on Rex's forehead became giant size. Rex jumped on the snake's head and rode on it towards the heroes.

"Alright team lets go!" Shouted Bobobo as he and the rebels charged forward.

Master Jelly threw a rug covered with lucky hanky symbols on it. He motioned for Gasser, Beauty, and Dengakuman to get on it.

"Here the should help you." Said Master Jelly as he kicked a few scarab away.

The three rebels got on the carpet and it started flying!

"Whoa this is awesome!" Shouted Beauty.

"Time for an air strike!" Shouted Gasser as he started bombarding the insect horde with gas balls.

Every hero was locked in combat. Over and Hatenko were slashing at scorpions with their sword and key. Softon, Master Jelly, and Professional Patch flew around delivering powerful kicks and punches to the a bunch of scarabs. Torpedo Girl grabbed one scorpion by it's tail and started spinning it around over head.

"These guys are no match for me, because I'm a TORPEDO!" She shouted as she hit several scarabs and scorpions with her makeshift weapon.

Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo were flying around on hang gliders.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Glider Gash!" They shouted as they flew into the enemy hitting them with their nose hairs.

"TALK ABOUT HANG TIME!" Shouted Beauty.

But as many enemies they took down more sprung up to replenish their ranks. Don Patch, who had been drinking a soda the, whole time ran up and grabbed Professional Patch.

"Come on I have a awesome idea." Said Don Patch as he dragged Professional Patch into the sky.

A few minutes latter everybody was greeted by a new sight. Instead of the lights of the sun shinning down on them it was Don Patch!

"I am the great sun god. You villains will feel my wrath!" Shouted Don Patch.

Nobody saw Professional Patch, who was floating behind Dawn Patch summon a bunch of lightning to strike at all the enemies! In a matter of seconds all the insects were defeated.

"Your the best boss!" Praised Hatenko.

Rex stood on the head of his serpent starring at the scene in disbelief. His eyes landed on the rebels riding the flying carpet.

"I shall destroy them first then the rest of the rebels." Thought Rex as he ordered his snake forward.

"Uh oh! We got big trouble!" Cried Dengakuman.

"Help!" Shouted Beauty.

"Don't worry I'll save you!" Said Jelly Jiggler as he stood in front of the charging snake with a heroic look on his face.

The snake simply trampled over him without stoping. Jelly Jiggler was as flat as a pancake!

"My...everything...hurts." He moaned.

"Don't worry guys I'll save you!" Shouted Bobobo as he landed in front of the enemy.

He pulled out a large flute. A bunch of large speakers sprung out of the ground around Rex and the snake.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Snake Charming Super Sound Wave!" Shouted Bobobo as he started to play his flute.

A huge bombardment of solid sound slammed into Rex and his snake. Rex screamed and clutched his ears.

"It's like nails on the chalkboard!" He screamed.

The snake screamed in pain and started crumbling to pieces! Rex flew into a heap as Bobobo put his flute up. Rex stumbled to his feet and glared at Bobobo.

"Take this! Super Fist of History Mummy Wrappings!" Shouted Rex as a bunch of wrappings shot out of his hands and wrapped around Bobobo!

A giant ball of bandages hit the ground. Rex approached it laughing insanely.

"It's time to wrap this up!" Said Rex as he pulled out a curved sword.

Suddenly the ball burst open and out flew Bobobo dressed as a butterfly.

"Butterfly Beating!" Shouted Bobobo as he slammed his fist into Rex and sent him flying to the ground.

Rex stood up summing.

"Super Fit of History Sphinx Summon!" He shouted as he clapped his hands.

The Sphinx nearby came to life and charged forward! Bobobo pulled out a gold lamp and rubbed it. A cloud of smoke appeared and out stepped Parallel Bobobo who was giant size and dressed as a lion tamer.

"A WEIRD GUY EMERGED FROM THE LAMP!" Shouted Beauty.

"What is your wish?" Asked Parallel Bobobo.

"I wish for you to tame that lion and get rid of it." Said Bobobo.

"Your wish shall be granted." Said Parallel as he faced the charging Sphinx.

He whipped his wipe at the Sphinx and it stopped charging. Parallel Bobobo then pulled out a hoop and motioned for the Sphinx to jump through it. The Sphinx complied. Rex and the rebels found themselves clapping.

"For our next trick I will teach this Sphinx to fly." Said Parallel Bobobo as he grabbed the Sphinx and threw it into the sky.

The Sphinx let out a scream as it disappeared into the sky. Rex just stood there dumbfounded. Parallel Bobobo shrank back to normal size. Bobobo faced Rex.

"You ready to give up?" Asked Bobobo.

Rex titled his head back and laughed insanely.

"You fools have not seen my true powers yet! Now I will show you fear!" Shouted Rex as he reached to take his mask off.

To be continued.