Split Hairs

Chapter 16 History Dino

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Rex took off his mask and let it clatter to the floor. Everybody starred at Rex's face and gasped. Where a normal head would be there was a human size tyrannosaurus skull grinning at everybody with empty eye sockets.

"Behold my true face and the power of the dinosaurs!" Laughed Rex.

"Oh man this guy sounds serious, but I have to believe that Bobobo can defeat him." Said Beauty.

"You don't scare us Rex!" Shouted Bobobo's voice.

Beauty turned to see that Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler were hiding behind Over.

"YOU TURKEYS ARE REALLY AFRAID OF HIM!" Shouted Beauty.

Over just glared at the three cowardly heroes.

"Get out there and fight, unless you want to fight me instead. I'll take great pleasure in fighting all of you especially you Jelly Jiggler." Said Over as he hefted his scissor sword and pointed it at the heroes.

"Um no thanks will go fight Rex." Said Bobobo as he got into a fighting stance.

"Right behind you!" Said Don Patch.

"Why does he have it out?" Wondered Jelly Jigglef in fear as he joined the others.

"It's time we change the scenery. Super Fist of History Time Change!" Shouted Rex as he clapped his hands.

The dessert disappeared and was replaced by a tropical jungle. The rebels starred around in amazement.

"Welcome to ancient earth here you will meet your end at the claws of dinosaurs!" Laughed Rex as he pulled out a whistle and blew it.

"HOW IS HE EVEN DOING THAT IF HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SKIN!" Shouted Gasser.

The jungle around the rebels began to shake and out leaped a bunch of Raptors! The fierce dinosaurs bared their fangs and hissed. Dengakuman fainted in fear as a bunch of the Raptors pounced on Jelly Jiggler and began clawing and biting him!

"WHY AM I THE ONE WHO ALWAYS GETS ATTACK!" Screamed Jelly Jiggler.

"Don't worry Jelly I'll save you!" Shouted Parallel Bobobo as he changed into a loincloth and grabbed a nearby tree branch with his nose hair. "Super Fist of the Nose Hair Tarzan Rescue!" He shouted as he swung from his nose hair like Tarzan.

He reached down and yanked Jelly Jiggler to safety.

"Thank you Bobobo!" Said Jelly Jiggler, whose face was covered in bandages.

"No time for thanks we got to take these Raptors down!" Said Parallel Bobobo as he grabbed Jelly Jiggler and stretched his body into a massive cube. He then put a metal pole through Jelly Jiggler and charged at the Raptors. "Super Combo Fist Jelly Hammer!" He shouted as he swung his make shift hammer around and took down the Raptors.

"Way to go guys!" Cheered Beauty.

A Raptor saw her and charged forward, only to receive a powerful kick from Softon that sent it flying.

"I liked you guys better when you were bones in a museum." Said Softon.

Professional Patch grabbed Beauty and Dengakuman and put them in a tree.

"It's seriously getting dangerous around here. Just stay here until the battles over." Said Professional Patch.

"Ok. Thanks." Said Beauty.

Professional Patch rejoined the battle. Gasser came up with an idea to get rid of the Raptors.

"I read Raptors have a powerful sense of smell. Lets see how they like my Fist of the Backwind!" Said Gasser as he released a huge cloud of his gas.

The raptors took a whiff and let out a scream as their eyes watered. A few ran away screaming. Rex wasn't pleased.

"Super Fist of Dino Pterodactyl Wings!" He shouted as his arms transformed into Pterodactyl wings.

He then used his wings to blow away Gasser's gas.

"Ha! You fools! It will take more then gas to defeat me!" Shouted Rex.

"Oh yeah try this for size you overgrown lizard skeleton! Yabba Dabba Doo!" Shouted Bobobo as he came flying up towards Rex riding a skateboard and dressed as Freddy Flintstone.

Bobobo slammed his fist into Rex sending him crashing to the ground. Rex staggered to his feet his arms back to normal and glared at Bobobo.

"That tears it feel my this little goofy tail ends now! Super Fist of Dino Stegosaurus Tail!" Shouted Rex as a massive stegosaurus tail popped out of his back and he swung it at Bobobo.

Bobobo caught it by the end and handed it to Parallel Bobobo. He then called Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler over to him.

"Come on guys lets break the jump rope team record! Who every messes up will be in a world of pain!" Shouted Bobobo as the trio started to us the tail as a jumprope.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!" Shouted Beauty.

The trio jumped a few times over the tail, until Bobobo messed up. Everybody looked at Bobobo wondering what he would do.

"Collective responsibility!" Shouted Bobobo as he close lined Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Parallel Bobobo, and Rex to the ground.

"SORE SPORT!" Shouted Beauty.

Rex staggered to his feet and glared at Bobobo his tail disappearing.

"That does prepare to taste my fangs! Super Fist of Dino Fang Fist!" Shouted Rex as he shot his fist towards Bobobo. A bunch of dinosaur fangs appeared all over the fist.

"Bobobo Armor!" Shouted Bobobo as a cardboard orange crate appeared on his head and body.

Rex's fist slammed into the orange crate and all the fangs shattered!

"Impossible!" Shouted Rex as he stared at his fist in disbelief.

"Believe it! Dinosaur Kick!" Shouted Bobobo as he changed into a dinosaur costume and kicked Rex in the chest sending him flying a few yards away.

Rex got to his feet fuming.

"That's it I'm going to finish you all off with my strongest attack! Super Fist of Dino Meteor Extermination!" Shouted Rex as he pointed his hands in the air.

A bunch of fiery meteors rained down from the sky! The rebels either retreated from the attack or defended against any way they could. Over, Torpedo Girl, and Professional Patch used their strength to defend against the attack. Softon, Hatenko, and Master Jelly used their super speed to avoid the attack. Gasser joined Beauty and Dengakuman in the tree and watched the scene. Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were roasting marshmallows by a nearby crashed meteor. Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo stood side by side.

"This attack is annoying. If this keeps up will never get to fly our kites." Said Parallel Bobobo.

"Your right we need to end this." Said Bobobo.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Trampoline!" They both shouted as both their Afros popped open and a giant mechanical thing popped out and formed into a giant trampoline.

The meteors hit the trampoline and bounced back into the sky.

"No way! My strongest attack was defeated by such a stupid technique!" Shouted Rex in complete disbelief.

"Bombs away!" Shouted Bobobo as he bounced off the trampoline and slammed into Rex with a thud. "Alright Rex it's about time I give you a history lesson the Bobobo way!" Shouted Bobobo as he stood up.

To be continued.