Split Hairs

Chapter 17 Crazy History

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo stood up his aura glowing brightly.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair Time Machine Trip!" He shouted as a purple porta potty with the words time machine written on it fell from the sky.

"WHAT KIND OF WACKY TIME MACHINE IS THAT?!" Cried Beauty.

Rex just starred at the time machine in confusion. Bobobo grabbed him with his nose hairs and hurled him into the time machine.

"Time to fuel up!" Called Bobobo as he opened up a hatch on the side of the time machine.

He loaded a bag of Doritos, a plate of hot dogs, and Jelly Jiggler into the the hatch.

"I'm not fuel!" Screamed Jelly Jiggler he was loaded into the hatch.

Bobobo ignored him and tapped a giant firecracker to the time machine.

"Up up and away! To the past we fly away!" Shouted Bobobo as he lite the firecracker.

The firecracker shot into the sky with Rex screaming as the time machine flew into the the sky. After a few minutes the firecracker exploded and the time machine crashed into the ground with a tremendous thud smashing to pieces. Rex crawled out of it groaning. He found himself in some kind of grassy field.

"It's time for your first lesson. How Bobobo World gained it's independence from the evil Jelly Kingdom!" Shouted Bobobo, who was dressed up like George Washington.

Jelly Jiggler appeared dressed up like a king and sitting on a throne. A bunch of man dressed in blue uniforms stood around him.

"Everybody must eat jelly!" Roared Jelly Jiggler.

A couple of soldiers aimed a hose at Rex.

"In the name of King Jelly!" They shouted as they sprayed Rex with jelly.

"What kind of messed up history lesson is this!" Screamed Rex as he was hit with Jelly.

"The leaders of the people gathered together to fight King Jelly!" Shouted Bobobo as he jumped onto Torpedo Girl, who was dressed as a horse.

"For freedom and for jam!" Shouted Parallel Bobobo, who was dressed up as Abraham Lincoln.

"Stop them!" Ordered King Jelly.

The soldiers charged forward as the two Bobobos rode on Torpedo Girl. Rex was caught in the middle looking franticly for a way to escape.

"Combined Super Fist Patriot Freedom Nose Hair!" Shouted the two Bobobos as their nose hairs shot out with a bunch of fireworks shooting off!

The attack hit Rex, King Jelly, and the soldiers sending them all flying and crashing to the ground. Rex staggered to his feet grinding his fangs.

"Time for your next history lesson. An odd love at first sight!" Shouted Bobobo as the scene changed to a city street.

Rex saw Softon standing on one side of the street and Torpedo Girl standing on the other side wearing a scarf. Rex was in the middle of the street between them. Torpedo Girl looked across the street and saw Softon.

"Oh! What a handsome ice cream!" Cried Torpedo Girl as she took off at full flight speed slamming into Rex and sending him spinning trough the air.

Rex landed on the ground with a thud. He stumbled to his feet to see Torpedo Girl hugging Softon. Torpedo Girl looked at one of her nails that was slightly chipped. She turned to glare at Rex.

"You chipped my nail!" She roared as she slammed her fist into Rex and sent him smashing through a building!

"TALKING ABOUT OVERREACTING!" Cried Beauty.

"Crazy women." Groaned Rex as he staggered to his feet.

"Come Rex I have one more history lesson for you!" Said Bobobo as he appeared next to Rex and grabbed him. "Spring Super Jump!" He shouted a springs came out of his shoes and he leaped into the sky!

The two of them flew into space!

"What's going on!" Screamed Rex.

"Were going to the moon to mine for cheeses!" Declared Bobobo as they flew to the moon.

"THAT DOSE IT! NO MORE OF THIS STUPID HISTORY LESSON!" Roared Rex as he elbowed Bobobo and escaped.

"Ok. Clap off." Said Bobobo as he clapped his hands.

The scene turned back to the museum. Rex looked around confused and annoyed.

"YOU AFRO IDIOT! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HISTORY!" Roared Rex.

"Your wrong bone head. History can be made out of all kinds of stuff, like be a mayor, or doing something impressive like eating a mountain made out of chicken nuggets! History is made everyday!" Declared Bobobo.

"YOU FOOL I'LL RIP YOU TO PIECES!" Roared Rex as his arms morphed into pterodactyl wings, he grew a stegosaurus tail grew out of his back, and a bunch of dinosaur fangs appeared all over his fist. "Time for you to go bye bye!" Laughed Rex as he charged forward.

Bobobo took a fight stance as his aura glowed brightly.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair History Hair!" Shouted Bobobo as his nose hairs leaped out and a giant wall of TV showing various historic events popped up behind.

The nose hairs multiplied and hit Rex repeatedly sending him crashing to the ground where he morphed back into his regular form.

"He...did...make history!" Gasped Rex as he lost consciousness.

"Yay Bobobo won!"'Cheered Beauty.

"Way to go!" Cheered Gasser.

Bobobo gave them thumbs up. Suddenly it started raining confetti. A hologram of Split appeared wearing a party hat appeared along with the four remaining members of the Splinter Six.

"Congratulations on defeating two members of the Splinter Six! You win a ice cream cake of your choosing and a trip to the beach." Said Split.

"Awesome beach time!" Cheered Dawn Patch and Jelly Jiggler.

One of the Splinter Six stepped forward.

"Don't get to excited. I'll be waiting for you there to destroy you all!" Laughed the man in a deep voice.

Over and Torpedo Girl's eyes widen in shock.

"That...voice it couldn't be." They both said together.

Nobody heard the concern in their voices.

"Bring it on. I'll fight you any time at any place, except lunch time." Said Bobobo.

"I'll see you all soon." Sneered the Splinter Six.

"Bye. Enjoy your trip. I can't wait to see what happens next." Said Split as the holograms vanished.

"Lets go to the beach." Said Bobobo.

The others nodded and they started walking off towards the direction of the beach.

To be continued.