Split Hairs

Chapter 18 Kitty Request

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

On the beach at a nearby beach house Split was sunbathing on a block of ice wearing red and blue swim short. A few feet away one of the Splinter Six wearing his clock and mask was punching a swordfish hanging from a pole, while eating a bowl of nails.

"Just wait until those stupid rebels show up. I'm going to obliterate them for lunch then go on a two hundred mile jog!" Shouted the Splinter Six as he punched the swordfish and turned it into sushi.

Split smiled at his display of power.

"Your fight with Bobobo shall be an interesting one. I have no doubt his going to have a hard time fighting someone of your caliber." Said Split.

"Thank you my Lord!" Shouted the Splinter Six as he stood in front of a cannon.

The cannon fired and smashed a cannon ball into his chest. The projectile shattered into pieces as it came into contact with the Splinter Six members chest. A servant walked up to the two warriors.

"My lord some high ranked member of the Crome Dome Empire wishes to see you." Said the servant.

"Let him in." Said Split with a wave of his hand.

A few seconds latter a short, horned white cat-faced creature with large eyes riding in a hover chair came in.

"Greetings I'm Kitty-Poo. I'm a member of the Chrome Dome's Big Four." Greeted the visitor.

"May I ask what you want?" Asked Split.

"I and a few others would like an opportunity to destroy Bobobo and his friends." Said Kitty-Poo.

"What's your beef with Bobobo?" Asked the Splinter Six.

"He has humiliated me and made me a laughing stoke in the empire. I want to destroy him and his friends especially the one called Don Patch. He spoiled my reputation! I've been training and becoming stronger ever since he defeated me. Now it is my turn to beat him!" Said Kitty-Poo as he clenched his fist.

"Alright you have my permission to attack Bobobo and his group." Said Split.

"Thank you. I promise you won't regret this." Said Kitty-Poo as he flew away.

"Hey I want to crush Bobobo and his group!" Complained the Splinter Six.

"Oh don't worry you'll get your chance. Let's let our feline comrade have a go at them. I'm sure this will prove to be entertaining." Said Spilt as he went back to tanning.

"Fine." Muttered the Splinter Six as he started doing push-ups on a bed of nails.

Kitty-Poo floated away from the beach house to meet up with the rest of his group. They were all waiting outside for him. There were seven in total. Two of them were Kitty-Poo henchmen Lemon Fizz and Chocolate Munchie. The other five were a group of Hair Hunters from a hundred years ago. There was three men, one women, and a otter. Their names were Gorgon, Ringo, Rocco, Jubei, and Shaina.

"How did it go?" Asked Lemon Fizz.

"They agreed to let us take a shot at Bobobo." Said Kitty-Puu.

The group of villains grinned wickedly.

"Are the foot soldiers from a hundred years ago in place for the ambush and ready to assist us?" Asked Kitty-Poo.

"They are." Said Ringo.

"Excellent. There going to be cornered like a bunch of mice!" Laughed Kitty-Poo.

To be continued.