Split Hairs

Chapter 19 Kitty Ambush

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Bobobo and his group were making their way through a large canyon. Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo were dressed in flowered shirts, straw hats, and grass skirts. Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler were carrying a limbo stick between them as they walked.

"Come guys let's see how low you can go!" Cheered Jelly Jiggler.

"Yeah pretty soon mobile limo will be an Olympic sport and I want us to bring home the gold!" Shouted Don Patch.

"Oh brother." Muttered Beauty as she watched her fiends crazy antics.

Hatenko was cheering the group on, when he noticed Softon and Professional Patch in deep thought.

"What's up with you two?" Asked Hatenko.

"We've noticed that Over and Torpedo Girl have been acting a little weird since chapter 17 when that Splinter Six member made his threat. Over and Torpedo Girl reacted to that guys voice very strangely like they knew who that person was and that were afraid of him." Said Softon.

"Wait...your saying that Over and Torpedo Girl fear our next opponent?" Said Hatenko in disbelief.

"Were serious and whoever has that ability to instal fear in those two is seriously a threat." Said Professional Patch.

Hatenko suddenly had the feeling that they were being watched, he looked over his shoulder and for a split second he thought he saw a Hair Hunt troop from a hundred years ago peering at him from behind a rock. The Hair Hunter quickly vanished behind the rock.

"It looks like were being watched and followed." Said Hatenko.

"Yeah we sensed them to awhile back." Said Softon.

"So far we sensed the small fires, but I think there's some big fish up ahead." Said Professional Patch.

"Do any of the others know?" Asked Hatenko.

"Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo know. The others will find out soon enough. I have a feeling the trap is fixing to be to be sprung." Said Softon.

The rebels found themselves in a large quarry. As they made their way to the exit a giant wall with kitty faces slammed down blocking the exit.

"Ambush!" Cried Beauty.

"That...wall...its...its...so adorable! Lets stand next to it and take a bunch of pictures with it!" Cried Bobobo as he, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Parallel Bobobo ran to the wall to pose and take pictures with it.

As they got close to the wall all the kitty faces shot deadly lasers at the rebels! The rebels screamed as they fell to the ground in a dazed heap.

"THE WALL IS CUTE AND DEADLY!" Cried Beauty.

"Ha! You stupid pea brained rebels fell for my trap! Now I will have my revenge for the humiliation defeat you made me suffer!" Shouted a high pitched voice.

Suddenly several shapes appeared around the canyon wall surrounding the rebels. The majority of the group appeared to be Hair Hunt troops from a hundred years ago. On the wall blocking the rebels stood eight figures. There was Kitty-Poo, Lemon Fizz, Chocolate Munchie, Gorgon, Ringo, Rocco, Jubei, and Shaina.

"Hey it's that lame cat guy and his two cronies. Oh and I see those guys who wrecked our car on that bridge." Said Don Patch.

"My name is Kitty-Poo! I am a member of the Big Four and I have come for revenge on all of you! Especially the orange spiky idiot know as Don Patch!" Declared Kitty-Poo as he and his troops floated down to the canyon.

"Oh please I beat you with incredible ease last time fish breath I'll easily do it again. Time for the Love Thief!" Shouted Don Patch as he put on some sunglasses and tied a bandana to his head.

"Go get him boss!" Shouted Hatenko as Don Patch as he charged forward.

Kitty-Poo raised his hands calmly in front of him.

"Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Paw Paw Strike!" Shouted Kitty-Poo as his hands transformed into paws and he punched Don Patch several times before sending him flying!

Don Patch crashed to the ground with a thud.

"Boss!" Cried Hatenko.

Don Patch staggered to his feet and pulled out his green onion sword.

"You jus got lucky cat! Taste the awesomeness of the main characters awesome blade!" Shouted Don Patch as he charged forward.

Kitty-Poo raised his right hand.

"Blade of the Swordfish!" He said as a swordfish appeared in his hands.

Kitty-Poo swung his sword forward slicing Don Patch's sword to pieces before delivering a powerful kick to his face sending him flying and crashing to the ground. All the rebels winched a little.

"Kinda knew that something like that was going to happen." Said Beauty.

"You...know what? I'm...just going to beat your two flunkies first...then I'll deal with you." Said Don Patch as he staggered to his feet to face Chocolate Munchie and Lemon Fizz.

The two villains leaped forward and punched Don Patch knocking him to the ground in a dazed heap.

"That tears it! I'm coming to save you Boss!" Shouted Hatenko as he started to pull his key out.

"Oh no you don't." Said Shaina as her hair turned into a spider and blasted Hatenko with webbing trapping him.

"Ug! I can't move! Man this is just gross!" Shouted Hatenko.

"Hold still I'll free you." Said Over as he walked towards Hatenko with his scissors.

"I'll help." Said Torpedo Girl as she joined Over.

"I'm afraid you blocks won't helping your mate there." Ringo as he pulled out a remote control and pushed a button on it.

A section of the wall opened up and out drove a crane with a giant magnet on it. The crane positioned it's magnet over Torpedo Girl and Over. The magnet yanked Torpedo Girl and Over by his scissors pinning them to the magnet. The two warriors shouted and kicked trying to break free.

"Oh no we lost three of our allies!" Cried Gaser.

"Do not panic! Will win this battle like Custer did at his last stand!" Declared Bobobo.

"Um...Bobobo Custer and his forces were pretty much annihilated in that battle." Said Beauty.

"He was?" Asked Bobobo.

"Yep he was." Said Parallel Bobobo as he looked through a history book.

"Um...ok. Then will win like someone who wasn't completely annihilated!" Declared Bobobo.

The remaining rebels cheered and prepared to go to battle against the Hair Hunters, when all of a sudden someone's cellphone started to ring. All the rebels and Hair Hunters stopped and pulled out their cell phones to see if it was any of theirs. It was eventual revealed that it was Kitty-Poo's Hello Kitty cellphone that was ringing.

"Oh it was mine. Sorry about that. This will just take a minute." Said Kitty-Poo as he answered his phone. "Hello. Yes I'm dealing with the rebels. I have Over and Torpedo Girl captured. I'll drop them off to you or you can come here and pick them up. Ok see you latter." Said Kitty-Poo as he hung up the phone.

"Who was that?" Asked Bobobo.

"Oh just the Splinter Six member who controls this area. He wants to deal with Over and Torpedo Girl himself for some reason." Said Kitty-Poo.

Over and Torpedo Girl had suddenly gone quite and started to look around very nervously.

"Alright back to the battle, but first I must deal with the idiot that humiliated me in the past." Said Kitty-Poo as he floated towards Don Patch, who was just staggering to his feet.

"Oh...um hi Kitty-Poo. Um...can we make a deal. I'll give you a churro. How about some milk and...I'll throw in some catnip. Huh? What do you say?" Asked Don Patch nervously.

"No deal pal! I was a well respected member of the Chrome Dome Empire until you defeated and humiliated me! I was made a laughing stoke because of you! Now I will destroy you and regain my villain statues! Super Fist of Kitty Cat Yarn Ball Death Beam!" Shouted Kitty-Poo as a tiny glowing red ball of yarn appeared floating above his finger tip.

Kitty-Poo fired the tiny yarn ball at Don Patch! The rebels screamed at Don Patch to get run away, but Don Patch just stared at the attack like a deer caught in the headlights. Everything seemed to be going in slow motion, when suddenly something yellow warped in front of Don Patch. It was Professional Patch! The super being deflected the yarn ball with a slap of his hand. Kitty-Poo looked startled, but quickly fired several more yarn attacks, which Professional Patch easily deflected. The deflected yarn balls hit Jelly Jiggler instead making several holes in him.

"Your puny attacks will not hurt my friends." Said Professional Patch.

"They hurt me!" Cried Jelly Jiggler.

"Who are you?" Demanded Kitty-Poo.

"I am Professional Patch and I am the one who defeated you that that day." Said Professional Patch.

"Wait what?!" Said Don Patch looking incredibly confused.

Kitty-Poo studied Professional Patch closely.

"Your a part of that idiot. He somehow connected with your power that day and used it to beat me. Split used his powers to separate the two of you." Said Kitty-Poo.

"You are a seriously smart cat. Your are correct." Said Professional Patch.

"Yes, it all makes sense now." Said Kitty-Poo.

"Lets settle this somewhere else." Said Professional Patch.

"Yes. I don't want anyone to interfere in our battle. Lets us find a new fighting ground." Said Kitty-Poo.

The two beings took off into the sky and flew away. Leaving both rebels and Hair Hunters confused.

"So do...we just fight one another now?" Asked Jubie.

"I guess so." Said Softon.

The two forces turned to face each other ready for battle. Jelly Jiggler was fixing himself with tape, while Over and Torpedo Girl were still looking around nervously. Don Patch was looking like a kid that had his balloon popped.

"I'm supposed to beat that...guy...not that aspect of myself! I'm so calling my agent about this!" Said Don Patch.

To be continued.