Split Hairs

Chapter 20 Rebels Vs Hunters

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

Kitty-Poo and Professional Patch were flying through the sky looking for a place to fight.

"So shall we settle this in the air or land?" Asked Kitty-Poo.

""I'm going with land." Said Professional Patch as he pointed at a nearby island.

The two powerful beings flew towards the island and landed on it. The two faced one another with intense looks. The wind whistled and stirred up dust as the two warriors continued to stare each other down. Finally Professional Patch spoke.

"I'm curious about your anger. I want to know the full extinct and reason of your anger." Said Professional Patch.

"You really want to know? Fine I'll tell you. I was a member of the Chrome Dome Empire's Big Four. I'm stronger and smarter then that idiot Battleship. I'm a parody of possible one of the greatest anime villains of all time! But did I get a story arch or cool fight scene? NO! Instead was easily defeated in the episode and chapter I'm introduced in by Don Patch and after that I'm completely forgotten! I was made a laughing stock! Everybody in the Chrome Dome Empire laughed at me! But now I'm back stronger then ever and I will have my revenge! I will defeat YOU!" Roared Kitty-Poo.

"I see. Your anger has indeed increased over the time. Your are indeed stronger then you were last time. This shall prove to be a good fight. Now lets get serious." Said Don Patch as he cracked his knuckles.

"First a little remodeling. Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Scratch Post Forest!" Shouted Kitty-Poo as he slammed one hand onto the ground.

The ground shook and several scratching post the size of redwood tres burst from the ground and surrounded the two warriors.

"Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Claws!" Shouted Kitty-Poo as he claws grew longer and he charged forward swing them at Professional Patch.

The yellow warrior leaped back barely avoiding the attack. A few scratching post nearby tipped and fell down with a thud. Kitty-Poo leaped into the air and sliced downwards at Professional Patch, making him jump out of the way again.

"You seriously need to trim those claws." Said Professional Patch.

"And you need to shut up and hold still!" Shouted Kitty-Poo as he slashed at Professional Patch again.

Professional Patch's hand started glowing for an attack.

"Pinecone Sword!" He shouted as a long pinecone appeared in his hands and he countered Kitty-Poo's claws.

There was a loud cracking sound and a couple of Kitty-Poo's claws cracked and fell off. The evil cat creature glared at Professional Patch, he made his remaining claws return to normal size and faced the yellow warrior.

"Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Swordfish Sword!" He shouted as he raised his hand.

A large swordfish appeared in his hands and he charged forward swinging it at Professional Patch. The two wire blades clashed with sparks.

Unbeknownst to them to either warrior they were being watched. The Splinter Six member who was in control of the beaches was running across the water's surface, he glanced at the fight between Kitty-Poo and Professional Patch.

"A very impressive battle! If I didn't have such attend to some business I would stay and watch. Oh well I have cameras recording it, I'll watch it latter." Said the Splinter Six member as he continued to run towards the mainland.

In the canyon the rebels were fighting the Hair Hunters. Don Patch sat curled up in a ball a dazed state. Gaser was blocking several punches from Gorgan, while Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo danced around on roller skates nocking out Hair Hunter troops. Rocco saw Don Patch lying on the ground looking sorry for himself.

"Ha! I'll destroy this guy first then I'll help the others." Said Rocco as he flew towards Don Patch.

"Boss you got to get up! That otter plans to make clam chowder out of you! You can beat this guy and save the day, because your awesome!" Shouted Hatenko, who was still stuck in the spider web.

The cheering seemed to give Don Patch new strength, he shot to his feet and faced the flying otter. A great big confident look appeared on his face.

"I am the MAIN CHARACTER!" Shouted Don Patch as he punched Rocco and knocked the otter to the ground.

Rocco tried to get up, but Don Patch pulled out a big tuna fish and slammed it down on Rocco knocking him to the ground again and into unconsciousness. Don Patch cheered and held up a wrestling belt.

"I'm the champion!" He shouted.

"Way to go Boss! Your so amazing!" Cheered Hatenko.

"I am aren't I. Now it's time to prove my awesomeness again by changing the tide of this battle with one brilliant move." Said Don Patch as he ran up behind Gaser and yanked his collar off!

All of team Bobobo except Hatenko, Over, and Torpedo Girl slapped their heads in shock and groaned at the sheer stupidity of Don Patch's actions.

"That idiot!" They all thought.

"What's the big deal?" Asked Over.

"Not a clue." Said Torpedo Girl as she put some lipstick on.

"Boss knows what's he doing." Declared Hatenko.

"I'm a geniuses!" Laughed Don Patch with a big grin on his face.

A weird look appeared in Gasser's eyes and he started making baby noises. Gaser then let out a large puff of gas into Don Patch's face!

"Aaaaaa! This was a terrible idea!" Screamed Don Patch as his eyes watered and he fell to the ground coughing.

"Boss!" Cried Hatenko.

Gorgon and several Hair Hunt Troopers looked at the baby Gasser in confusion.

"I have no idea what your trying to pull, but it won't work on us! Attack!" Shouted Gorgon as he and the troops charged forward.

Gasser made some baby noises and released a giant fart cloud that looked like a massive dragon! The fart cloud dragon charged forward at the enemies who abruptly turned around and tried to flee, but the dragon caught up to them and slammed it's jaws on top of them! A few seconds latter the dragon vanished in a puff of yellow smoke, when the smoke cleared Gorgon and the troops were all unconscious with their eyes watering. Gasser yippee in victory. Jelly Jiggler picked up Gasser's collar snuck up behind the young boy and quickly put it back on him returning Gasser to normal.

"Way to go Gasser!" Called Beauty.

"Thanks." Said Gasser with a blush not really knowing what he did.

"Well that's over and done with." Said Softon.

Jubei charged forward waving his sword at Softon. The pink rebel dodged the attack with ease.

"I will have my revenge on you ice cream!" Shouted Jubei as he charged forward with his sword.

"Oh please I easily beat you with one attack last time we fought and I'm a whole lot stronger then the last time we fought. This fight is not going to end well for you." Said Softon as his aura glowed brightly.

Softon thrusted a fist forward smashing through Jubei's sword and into his gut! Jubei shouted in pain as he was sent flying and crashed into the ground in an unconscious heap.

Ringo and Shaina saw several of their comrades get taken down. The two hunters were looking incredibly uneasy. Suddenly Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo came dancing in with in fancy clothes playing some guitars.

"Ol la bang bang!" They both sang as they slammed their guitars into the hunters sending them crashing to the ground.

The two hunters staggered to their feet. Shaina fired a blast of spiderweb at the two afro warriors. Bobobo changed into a tutu and caught the spider web in his hands.

"Time to twirl!" He shouted as he started to spin.

Shaina was yanked off her feet and spun through the air spinning! Shaina screamed as she was spun around faster and faster. Finally after a few minutes Bobobo let go and Shaina was sent crashing into a canyon wall landing in an unconscious heap. Bobobo took a bow. Ringo looked at his down comrades and clenched his fist angrily.

"You poofs have really done it now! Nobody dose that to me mates!" Shouted Ringo as he charged forward.

"Super fist of the Nose Hair We All Live in a Yellow Submarine!" Shouted Bobobo as he vanished in cloud of smoke.

When the smoke cleared there was a large yellow submarine floating in front of Ringo. The hunter stepped away from the sub in shock his eyes bulging out of his head. At the sub controls sat Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo. Bobobo was dressed up as James Bond and Parallel was dressed up as Austin Powers.

"Lets stir things up." Said Bobobo.

"Groovy baby!" Shouted Parallel Bobobo as he pressed a bunch of buttons.

Ringo stared at the sub in horror as a bunch of missiles poked out.

"Behold the Yellow Submarine my greatest invention." Said Don Patch as he appeared next dressed in a revolving chair wearing a grey suit, with a scar on his left eye. In his lap was Dengakuman dressed like a cat. "Fire the missiles!"

The sub fired it's missiles. The missiles hit Ringo, Don Patch, Dengakuman, and the rest of the Hair Hunt Troopers! The missiles hit their targets and exploded creating a large cloud of smoke. When the smoke cleared all the enemies were defeated. The remote that controlled the crane was destroyed and Torpedo Girl and Over were free.

"That was awesome!" Exclaimed Gasser.

"It's not over yet we still have a couple of enemies left to deal with." Said Softon as he pointed over to Chocolate Munchie and Lemon Fizz.

"We won't lose to you!" Shouted Lemon Fizz.

Torpedo Girl ran forward and slammed into Lemon Fizz at full force.

"Yes you will because I'm a torpedo!" Shouted Torpedo Girl.

Lemon Fizz crashed into the in a heap. As the villain staggered to her feet Over freed Hatenko from the spiderweb. Hatenko ran forward and stabbed his key into Lemon Fizz's chest.

"Lock!" He shouted as he turned the key.

Lemon Fizz screamed as she turned into a statue. Chocolate Munchie looked around at all the rebels not sure what to do, suddenly Bobobo slammed a giant marshmallow into the villains chest. Before Chocolate Munchie could protest or do anything Bobobo and Parallel Bobobo charged at him on either side of him dressed as gram crackers.

"S'mores!" They shouted as they slammed into Chocolate Munchie.

The villain shouted in pain as he fell to the ground in a unconscious heap. The rebels cheered in victory.

"Now we just have to wait for Professional Patch." Though Bobobo.

On the small island Professional Patch and Kitty-Poo exchanged blows with their odd swords. Finally their swords smashed into each other and burst into pieces. Both fighters glared at one another breathing hard.

"I must admit your a serious opponent." Said Professional Patch.

"Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Yarn Death Beam!" Shouted Kitty-Poo as he fired an energy attack at Professional Patch.

The yellow hero blocked all the beams with one hand.

"That won't work on me. You no this fight seems kind of familiar like were a parody of some famous characters from some other show and were doing their fight." Said Professional Patch.

"Yeah, I have the same feeling. It doesn't matter though because I'm going to win! Swordfish swarm!" Said Kitty-Poo as he pointed his hands at the mater nearby.

A swarm of swordfish flew out of the water and started slashing at Professional Patch. The yellow warrior shouted in pain. Kitty-Poo laughed insanely.

"Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Mow Mow Blast!" He shouted as he fired a blast of energy that looked like a large cow with horns.

The blast slammed into Professional Patch smashing him to the ground.

"Face it I've won!" Laughed Kitty-Poo.

"I must remember something painful from my past." Thought Professional Patch as he pulled himself up.

He thought about the time at Burger King, he asked for no pickles on his burger, but still he ended up with pickles on his burger. Professional Patch felt his anger explode as his Wings of Anger appeared on his back.

"Your done like a pot roast." Said Professional Patch as he glared up at Kitty-Poo.

Kitty-Poo fired another energy blast that looked like a cow at Professional Patch. The yellow warrior stopped the energy cow by grabbing it's horns.

"You mess with the professional you get beefed!" Shouted Professional Patch as he destroyed the energy cow with a punch.

"You think your better then me!? I am Kitty-Poo of the Big Four! I will not be beaten by the likes of you! I'll finish you off with my most powerful attack! Super Fist of the Kitty Cat Super Yarn Death Ball!" Roared Kitty-Poo as a giant ball of glowing red yarn appeared above his head.

Kitty-Poo threw the attack at Professional Patch. The hero charged forward roaring as he approached the giant yarn ball.

"Super Angry Punch!" He shouted as his fist flew forward striking the yarn ball thousands of times.

Slowly the yarn ball started to break under Professional Patch's attack, until he finally broke through at Kitty-Poo.

"That's impossible!" Shouted Kitty-Poo in disbelief.

"It's a serious possibility! Super Angry Punch!" Shouted Professional Patch as he attacked Kitty-Poo.

The armor on Kitty-Poo's shoulders cracked and broke. Professional gave one final punch and smashed Kitty-Poo to the ground below. The villain laid in a heap in the center of a crater.

"I...lost to a worthy...opponent." Gasped Kitty-Poo as he lost consciousness.

"That was a seriously good fight." Said Professional Patch as he bowed and flew off to rejoin the others.

He caught up with the group, who cheered at his return all the rebels were in a good mood over their victory, when all of a sudden they felt a negative wave of energy. Everybody turned to see a Splinter Six member standing a few yards from them.

"That was quite a fight, but now the real fight begins!" Laughed the Splinter Six member.

Over and Torpedo Girl looked pale and slightly frightened.

"It is him!" They both thought.

To be continued.