Split Hairs
Chapter 21 Reveal and Challenge
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
The Spliter Six member stood before the rebels with his arms crossed. All the rebels stared back at him. Over and Torpedo Girl exchanged a quick look with one another before leaping right at the Splinter Six member shouting.
"They've gone crazy!" Cried Beauty as the rebels watched the two attack the Splinter Six member.
Torpedo Girl slammed her fist into the Splinter Six member's chest so hard that it admitted steam, when it made contact. The villain didn't budge or show any kind of pain.
"There you go again with that temper. You should really see a therapist about that." Said the villain.
Torpedo Girl turned pale and stepped away from the villain shaking.
"Torpedo Girl is afraid of that guy!" Cried Bobobo in shock.
Over suddenly appeared behind the Splinter Six member swinging his scissors.
"Lets take a little bit from the top!" Shouted Over.
"I don't think so." Said the villain as a glowing orb flew out of his back and transformed into shorter person dressed in a Splinter Six outfit carrying a giant pair of scissors with a blow dryer attachment.
"There's two of them now!" Cried Beauty.
The new figure blocked Over's attack and pushed him back. The figure then then pulled the trigger of the blow dryer and fired a burst of energy that sent Over flying back crashing to the ground.
"Ha. Haven't kicked you around in a while." Said the new figure in a female voice.
"So are you both Splinter Six members?" Asked Bobobo.
"No Master Split used his powers to separate a personality aspect from me. I can do it at will now." Said the taller figure.
"Who are you exactly?" Asked Softon.
"I'm surprised little Torpedo Girl hasn't told you anything. Let us introduce ourselves." Said the figure with the female voice as she and the other figure yanked off their cloaks.
The figure with the female voice was a women with a pretty face, muscular limbs, and white hair. She wore black shoes, long blue pants, a dark blue tank-top, and a black vest.
"You may call me Ender." Said the women.
The other figure was quite a sight. He was a battleship with human limbs that stood as tall as Bobobo. The battleship had two human legs that wore combat boots. The legs were attached to a torso that was clothed in a black speedo. The battleship had two muscular arms. He had a two long eyebrows and a goatee.
"You may refer to me as Battleship Missouri or just Missouri for short. And I am Torpedo Girl's big brother!" Said the battleship.
"Her brother?!" Cried all the rebels in shock.
"That's right! Now if you excuse me a second I have to pound my sister here." Said Missouri as he punched Torpedo Girl and smashed her into the ground.
"Why'd you do that for?!" Cried Gasser.
"That was the beginning of her punishment for her crimes!" Declared Ender.
"What crimes?" Asked Jelly Jiggler.
"Well first she dated a hippie and ended up joining a protest against weapons." Said Missouri.
"I was in a dark place and I loved that guy! You didn't need to strap him to a missile and blow him up!" Cried Torpedo Girl.
All the rebels gave Missouri a freaked out look. Missouri continued on.
"You also dismantled our beloved father Landmine Dandy!" Cried Missouri as he held up a picture of the deceased weapon warrior.
"I was a Joke Killer and he acted silly!" Protested Torpedo Girl, but was silenced by a punch to the face.
"You broke the ultimate tabu of weapons. You dismantled a fellow weapon! Now in the name of Landmine Dandy, you will all be destroyed!" Declared Missouri.
"Wait...why us? We didn't do anything!" Cried Don Patch.
"Well Torpedo Girl is your comrade and we like to tie up lose ends. Plus Split told us to destroy you." Said Ender.
Torpedo Girl leaped to her feet and slammed her body into Missouri! The battleship didn't even budge! Torpedo Girl fell to the ground moaning. The rebels just starred in shock.
"Time for the heavy artillery! Eat this!" Shouted Don Patch as he pulled out a missile launcher and fired a missile.
Missouri calmly stood his ground and opened his mouth catching the missile with his teeth! The battleship then proceeded to drag the missile into his mouth and chew it, he then puffed up his checks and shot out a wave of bullets!
"You have got to be kidding me!" Screamed Jelly Jiggler as he and the other rebels hit the dirt to avoid being shot.
"You yellow belly cowards! You call yourselves rebels! I've seen turkeys with more guts then you!" Laughed Missouri.
"We ain't no cowards!" Shouted Bobobo as he shot up to his feet and took a battle stance.
"You got spunk Bobobo. Ok I have an obstacle course called the Obstacle Course of Oblivion! If you can pass it and defeat the guardians I have stationed at the challenges, you may fight us. To make things more interesting I'm going to have you compete against another team made up of some of your old enemies." Said Missouri as he clapped his hands.
Eight figures suddenly appeared, they were Major Miner, Model, Otto, Super Rabbit, Sad Sack, Mesopotamian Guy, Indus Guy, and Yellow River.
"Bobobo you may have defeated me in the past, but this time I have an elite team of warriors to back me up! Victory is assured!" Declared Major Miner.
"Will kick your butts, the guardian's butts, then Missouri and Ender's butt for dessert!" Declared Bobobo.
"Oh this is going to be good. Now if you follow me I'll take you to the course." Said Missouri as he lead the group through the canyon.
To be continued.
