Split Hairs

Chapter 22 A Tale of Carrots

By: Major144

Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.

The two teams followed Missouri and Ender to the obstacle course. Over and Torpedo Girl had recovered and they were glaring at Mesopotamian Guy, Indus Guy, and Yellow River. The three former servants of Over and Torpedo Girl shook with fear.

"Please master forgive use! Missouri forced us against our wills to work for him!" Cried Yellow River.

Over looked like he was going to attack, but then jut slouched his head.

"I...really can't punish, you guys because I know what Missouri is like." Said Over.

Torpedo Girl just nodded in agreement. The rebels looked shock as Mesopotamian Guy, Indus Guy, and Yellow River let out a sigh of relief. Major Miner was chatting it up with his team.

"We need to establish a chain of command. Mesopotamia Guy I like you and I can tell your a fellow trap maker. I promote you to second in command of our team." Declared Major Miner.

"Oh yeah I'm moving up in the world!" Said Mesopotamia Guy.

"Hey Torpedo Girl, what's the deal with you and your brother?" Asked Beauty.

"Well it started many years ago..." Said Torpedo Girl.

"Yay a flashback!" Cheered Don Patch.

Many years ago.

A young Torpedo Girl was walking through the halls at school, when she encountered a young man in a green shirt and jeans with a carrot for a head shouting through a megaphone and passing out flyers.

"Down with the creation of weapons! Spread hugs not weapons!" Shouted the man as he waved his flyers around.

Torpedo Girl fell immediately fell in love with the man, she approached him.

"Can I have a flyer?" She asked.

The man turned to her and at first, he glared at her, but then his face softened.

"Um sure." He said as he gave her a flyer.

"My names Torpedo Girl." Said Torpedo Girl.

"I'm Carrot Top." Said the man.

"Nice to meet you." Said Torpedo Girl as she blushed a little.

"Hey were having a rally at the factory, why don't you come join use." Said Carrot Top.

"I'd live to." Said Torpedo Girl as she smiled and walked away.

A few hours latter Torpedo Girl walked to the factory to join the rally. There were several were several groups of people protesting against weapons carrying anti violence signs. Carrot Top saw Torpedo Girl and warmly welcomed her and gave her a sign.

"Glad you came." Said Carrot Top.

"Wouldn't miss it for the world." Said Torpedo Girl.

"So why'd you join us if I may ask. Your a weapon after all." Said Carrot Top.

"I'm just sick of all this fighting. Everybody in my family is a weapon! I want to be seen as more of a weapon. I am a women and I wanted to be treated with respect not with fear because I happen to be a weapon." Said Torpedo Girl.

"That's so righteous! Your totally more then just a weapon." Said Carrot Top.

"Thanks." Said Torpedo Girl as she blushed.

Carrot Top and Torpedo held hands for the rest of the protest. After that they went on several dates together. Unfortunately Missouri found out about Torpedo Girl's boyfriend and went to confront them at another rally. Missouri marched his way through the group of protestors. The protestors booed and hissed at him. A couple of real daring protestors threw rocks and spat at Missouri. The humanoid battle ship glared at the two protestors and gave them both a huge uppercuts sending them flying into space. All the other protestors starred wide eyed and open mouthed at Missouri.

"Would any of you care to join them?" Asked Missouri as he cracked his knuckles.

All the protestors shook their heads and parted before Missouri as he made his way forward. It wasn't long before he found his sister and Carrot Top.

"Big brother!" Cried Torpedo Girl in shock.

"Hello sister. I see your betraying the family and our heritage. Has that dumb hippie carrot filled your head with nonsense? You are a weapon for crying out loud!" Said Missouri.

"No! I'm more then just a weapon! I'm a person! I've never wanted to be a weapon and I found a guy who loves me and doesn't fear me! He didn't fill my head with nonsense, he helped free me!" Said Torpedo Girl.

"Yeah man quit harassing your sister!" Shouted Carrot Top.

"Oh so that's how it's going to be? Then fine there's only one way to get through to you and that's by getting rid of this hippie!" Said Missouri as he lunged towards Carrot Top.

Torpedo Girl tried to intercept him, but she was knocked away. Missouri grabbed Carrot Top, pulled out a missile from his body, and tied Carrot Top to it.

"Your going out with a bang!" Laughed Missouri as he lit a fuse to the missile.

"This is so not righteous!" Screamed Carrot Top as the missile took off into the sky and exploded!

"No Carrot Top!" Cried Torpedo Girl as bits of chopped carrot rained down from the sky.

After that Missouri put Torpedo Girl through a ton of intense training making her stronger and fierce. Every time Torpedo Girl tried to take revenge on Missouri, he would always defeat her with incredible ease. Torpedo Girl's spirit and ideas for peace were broken.

"And that's my story." Said Torpedo Girl.

Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler were crying.

"That's so sad!" They cried.

"I'm...so sorry for your loss." Said Beauty.

"Thanks...you guys." Said Torpedo Girl.

"Quite your bellyaching you wimps! I did what I have to do to make my sister the best weapon she could be!" Said Missouri.

"No what you did was cruel!" Shouted Softon.

"Oh I deal you with you first pinkie! That is if you can survive my obstacle course!" Said Missouri as they approached a large gate.

"Bring it on!" Shouted Bobobo as he and the other rebels prepared for the challenge.

"Your going down Bobobo!" Declared Major Miner.

"Let the games begin!" Said Missouri as he opened the gates.

To be continued.