Split Hairs
Chapter 24 Ropes, Monkeys, and Angles
By: Major144
Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. This is a story just for fun.
The two teams were lead to the next challenge by Ender.
"Behold the rope fort course." Said Ender
A large wooden tower with walls and slopes stood before the group. There were hundreds of rope hanging from the tower.
"Man I bet cats have fun here." Said Bobobo.
"This course is different from the last in this course each team is going to have one of their own randomly kidnapped and taken to the tower." Said Missouri.
"Wait what?" Asked a confused Don Patch. "It better not be me! I'm the main character! Main characters just don't get kidnapped and wait for rescue!" He shouted angrily.
"Don't worry it's not you. We've already chosen, who were going to kidnap." Said Ender.
At that moment a huge monkey wearing camouflage suspenders and dark sunglasses came leaping down from the tower. With lightning fast reflexes it grabbed Torpedo Girl and Model and carried them up to the tower and tied them up.
"Untie me you dirty ape!" Screamed Torpedo Girl.
"Ug! I have ape hair all in my clothes! Their hideous now!" Cried Model.
"Presenting Major Monkey!" Said Ender.
"He is one of the two guardians you must defeat." Said Missouri.
"Whose the other one?" Asked Gasser.
"His an extra special treat for the story. He comes all the way from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. Presenting Dizzy Angle!" Said Ender.
The clouds above the tower parted as a majestic figured descended from the sky. Dizzy Angle wore a white suit jacket with a black undershirt with a lose fitting red tie. A black head sat atop his long blond head as his angle wings flapped and he took a sip from the bottle of wine, he held in one hand.
"What's...sup? I'm...ready to party!" Slurred Dizzy Angle.
Everybody just starred at Dizzy Angle as he landed on the tower and did a little jig.
"Ok...so were dealing with a monkey...and an...angle, who likes to get drunk and party." Said Gasser.
"Talk about a weird combo." Said Hatenko.
"Don't let your guard down around the angle...he may appear to be nothing but a flying party animal, but I'm sensing a great amount of power from him." Said Softon.
"Come on everybody we have to go rescue Torpedo Girl." Said Bobobo.
"Do we have to?" Complained Don Patch as he picked his nose.
"Yes you have to, unless you prefer me giving you a trim." Said Over as he clipped his scissors.
"Lets go rescue Torpedo Girl!" Said Don Patch as he put some distance between himself and Over.
"Men it appears we have to ways of reaching the tower. We can either take the ropes or climb up the slopes." Said Major Minor.
"Lets split up. I'll take Indus Guy, Yellow River, and Otto up the slopes." Said Mesopotamian Guy.
"Alright I'll take Sad Sack and Super Rabbit on the ropes." Said Major Minor.
"Looks like were going to need to split up. Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Over, and Hatenko will take the slopes, while me, Gasser, and Softon tackle the ropes." Said Bobobo.
Both teams split up and went their separate ways. Mesopotamian Guy's group glared at Don Patch's group.
"You guys better give it up. If anyone reaches the top it's going to be us!" Declared Mesopotamian Guy.
"Your dealing with the main character pal! There's no way your going to beat us!" Shouted Don Patch.
The two groups then started to sprint up the winding slopes. At the top of the tower Major Monkey starred down at the ascending groups. He turned to Dizzy Angle who was slouched against a wall singing to himself.
"I'll deal with the guys on the slopes, you deal with the ones on the ropes." Said Major Monkey.
"Ok...monkey...man. Hiccup! I'll deal...with those nasty creepy...crawlers. Can't...have them crashing the...party." Said Dizzy Angle as he got off the wall and took to the air.
Major Monkey faced the slopes.
"Super Fist of Monkey business a Barrel of a Time!" He shouted as several barrels appeared before him and he pushed them down the slopes.
The teams that were making their way up the slope saw the barrels rolling towards them. Over, Indus Guy, and Yellow River sliced through the barrels.
"Barrels. This...seems like that...old retro game were you control a plumber...and make him jump over...barrels to get to a monkey." Said Jelly Jiggler.
At the top of the tower Major Monkey was hurling more barrels down.
"Try my Surprise Barrels!" He shouted.
The barrels raced towards the groups. Over slashed one barrel and a bunch of fish came out and hit him! Yellow River slashed one and a burst of flame came out setting him on fire forcing him to stop drop and roll! Indus Guy slashed a barrel and got electrocuted! The remains teammates starred in wide eyed shock at their down teammates.
"Now the barrels are traps now. They'll either hit us or hurt us when we try to defend against them." Said Hatenko as he gritted his teeth.
"A very devious trap. Luckily I'm a genius with dealing with traps. Yellow River it's time for you to use your sweat!" Said Mesopotamian Guy.
"Yes sir." Said Yellow River as he started to make himself sweat.
A bunch of barrels came racing down the slope and Yellow River hurled his sweat at them, as soon as the sweat hit the barrels they were frozen to the ground in ice. Mesopotamian Guy laughed in triumph.
"Ha! Catch you losers at the top!" Said Mesopotamian Guy as he and the rest of his team jumped over the frozen barrels and continued up the slope.
"After them!" Shouted Don Patch as he and the rest of his team leaped over the barrels and chased after Mesopotamian Guy and his team.
On the ropes Bobobo's team and Major Minor's team were scaling the tower. Major Minor was slightly ahead of Bobobo's team.
"Face it Bobobo! My years of combat experience have made me a force to be reckoned with! You will not defeat me!" Declared Major Minor.
Before Bobobo could shout anything back Dizzy Angle appeared.
"You...guys...are going...down! You...weren't invited...to the party!" Said Dizzy Angle as he started to flab his wings creating a storm of wine bubbles that acted like a fog. "Now time for some music and more wine!" He said as he snapped his fingers.
Several speakers with wings appeared with a large wine rack with wings. The music started to boom as the corks of the wine shot out like cannon balls. The teams were bombard with corks as the stereos played loud music.
"Man we need to take this guy out!" Shouted Bobobo.
"Leave it to me! I'll summon a magic carpet, but it will only last a few minutes!" Shouted Softon as he clapped his hands and summoned the carpet.
Bobobo's team loaded up onto the carpet and took off towards Dizzy Angle.
"So that's how you want to play it. Fine I'll summon my own transport!" Said Major Minor as he pulled out a remote and pressed a button.
A helicopter with Major Minor's face on the front appeared. Major Minor's team loaded up in it and took off after Bobobo.
On the slopes the teams had finally reached Major Monkey.
"Alright monkey boy prepare for a world of hurt!" Shouted Don Patch.
"Never! I have a plan to trap you all. Banana peels!" Shouted Major Monkey as he threw banana peels at the group surrounding them.
Over, Indus Guy, and Yellow River looked around. They couldn't go anywhere without stepping on a peel and falling. They all carried blades, so they would end up hurting themselves if they fell. Before they could think of a strategy several ropes flew forward and wrapped around their bodies tying them up.
"Three down and five to go." Said Major Monkey as he pulled out a banana and hurled it at the others like a boomerang.
The banana hit Otto knocking him to the ground and flew towards Don Patch, who screamed and ducked to avoid getting hit.
"Ha you miss!" Said Don Patch right before the banana flew back and hit Don Patch in the back of the head knocking him to the ground.
"Boss!" Cried Hatenko who ran over to Don Patch and cradled him.
Another banana flew through the air and hit Hatenko in the head knocking him to the ground as well.
Jelly Jiggler and Mesopotamian Guy were the only ones left standing.
"Hey Jelly. I have a super secret weapon that should be able to take this guy down. I need you to distract him for me. Then will rescue our teammates and call it a tie." Said Mesopotamian Guy.
"Ok." Said Jelly Jiggler as he ran at Major Monkey waving his lucky hankie like some kind of bull fighter. "Come on!"
Major Monkey grabbed Jelly Jiggler and started to repeatedly to slam him into the ground!
"Hey monkey leave the idiot alone!" Shouted Mesopotamian Guy as he appeared armed with a large sludge hammer.
Major Monkey dropped Jelly Jiggler in a heap and started to back away from Mesopotamian Guy.
"My one weakness! How did you know?!" Shouted Major Monkey.
"It was easy. Now lets get it on like Donkey Kong!" Said Mesopotamian Guy as he swung the hammer and hit Major Monkey in the head knocking him out.
"You did it cheered!" Model as Mesopotamian Guy untied him.
"Yep and we won the challenge. Now we have to wait for the second guardian to be defeated." Said Mesopotamian Guy.
In the air the teams had reached Dizzy Angle. Gasser threw several of his fart balls, while Major Minor fired some machine guns at Dizzy Angle. The attacks destroyed the the speakers and wine rack, but Dizzy Angle flew around and dodged the attacks.
"Party fowl!" Shouted Dizzy Angle.
"Gasser give me a lift. It's time to put an end to this party." Said Softon.
"Ok Mr. Softon." Said Gasser a giant tendril of gas, grabbed Softon with it and hurled him at Dizzy Angle.
"Aaaaaa! A party pooper!" Screamed Dizzy Angle as Softon flew at him.
"Godess Gas A Lot!" Shouted Softon and Gasser as they hit Dizzy Angle with a combined attack.
Dizzy Angle tumbled through the air, before he regained control of his flight. He flared at Softon, as he landed on the magic carpet. Dizzy Angle's skin turned bright red as he let out a crazed yell.
"Nobody crashes or pops on my party!" He shouted as his aura blazed up and created a giant version of himself.
The giant aura angle swung a giant fist at the teams.
"Quick dodge!" Shouted Bobobo as the magic carpet zoomed out of the way.
The fist struck Major Minor's helicopter and sent it crashing into the tower.
"Mayday..." Groaned Major Minor as he and his team laid around in the wreckage.
"Time for the big guns. Super fist of the Goddess Blabs-A-Lot!" Shouted Softon as he summoned his goddess.
The massive goddess swung her fist and smashed right through the aura angle.
"Time to end this!" Said Bobobo as he ran down the goddess arm and towards Dizzy Angle. "Dizzy Angle I'm arresting you for public intoxication and for only being a monster in the anime and not the actual game!" Shouted Bobobo as a door on his afro opened up revealing a police badge.
Dizzy Angle tried to fly away, but Bobobo grabbed him from behind.
"Time for your punishment! Policeman Piledriver!" Shouted Bobobo as the two of them dived towards the ground below.
The hit the ground below with a tremendous crash. Bobobo released Dizzy Angle, who fell into an unconscious heap.
"That's the thing about parties. If you party to much your going to get hurt and not remember how you got hurt." Said Bobobo.
"Yeah go Mr. Bobobo!" Cheered Gasser.
"The winner of the this course is Major Minor's team!" Said Ender.
"What!?" Said Bobobo.
"Major Minor's team defeated the other guardian and rescued their teammate, so they won." Said Ender.
"The score is tied and there is only one challenge left. Prepare yourselves." Said Missouri as the teams gathered up.
To be continued.
