Wouldn't it be funny if Dumbledore had gotten married to Hagrid?

I mean, they would have to adopt kids. Or Giants. Or they could just take care of Grawp for the rest of their lives. Now wouldn't that be kinda funny?

Also...

Wouldn't it be funny if Kreacher and Dobby married?

The only thing I have to say to that is...creeeeeppppyyy family. LOL XD

Plus...

Wouldn't it be funny if Malfoy was "the boy who lived"?

Now that would be an interesting tale to tell! Hmm...

Anyways, basically if Malfoy was "the boy who lived" I think he would try to work with Voldemort and overcome the whole world of Witchcraft and Wizardry and most of the good witches and wizards we've all come to know and love, would die. But let's be optimistic, shall we?

Wouldn't it be funny if Harry's parent survived the whole time too?

Yeah, that's right. They were just hiding under the couch.

P.S.

Well, thanks for putting up with my ridiculous crap...please reply!!!!