A few months past and they were finally let go, but the thing is, they never saw Hiccup again.

Years past and they caught word of Dagur having a friend travel with him everywhere. The friend match Hiccup's description perfectly, but the thing is, when they went to investigate, they saw Hiccup actually seemed kinda at ease.

Dagur never seemed to flirt with him, and they slept in completely different rooms.

Finally, on the last day on their investigation, a ship came bearing a beautiful woman. Dagur had run right up to her and kissed her passionately.

Confused, everyone watched as she also kissed Hiccup, and Dagur ruffled Hiccup's hair and kissed his cheek. Hiccup just wrapped his arms around both Dagur and the woman and smile widely. It was only then did Dagur actually kiss Hiccup also. Hiccup gladly returned it, and the woman scoffed, obviously faking her disgust.

A moment later, a dragon roared, and they all turned in shock to see Toothless behind them! Toothless was actually flying on his own. They turned again in shock as they heard "Toothless! Kill them!" Hiccup yelled. Toothless reared his head back, and fired, giving his signature screech as he did so.

The last thing any of them saw, his Toothless's fire, and Hiccup's angry eyes.

Stoick gasped as he sat up, sweating hard. He shook his head as he remembered the fire, the pain, and Hiccup. Hiccup kissing both a woman and a man. Dagur the Deranged to be exact.

Stoick looked around confused as he saw he was in his own house. Hearing commotion outside, he got right up and left, quickly donning on his helmet. He came out to find a crowd of people in the middle of the square. He came down and asked "Why is everyone up?" Gobber looked at his friend and said "It seems no one knows why we're here instead of dead like we should be after Toothless fired at us" He said.

Stoick frowned. He too thought that, but had no answer. "Could Dagur really have turned Hiccup Bisexual?" Snotlout was asking his friends as Stoick neared "It's possible" Fishlegs said. Astrid groaned in frustration and yelled "Why the Hel does everything happen to Hiccup!?"

"You think I'm what!?" A voice behind them all demanded. They all turned to see a slightly pissed, but mostly confused Hiccup behind them. "And Toothless firing and killing you all? What are you all talking about!?"

"You! You and Dagur had kiss this girl, and then kissed each other! Then you ordered Toothless to kill us as he flew behind us!" A viking yelled.

Hiccup's face twisted in disgust "Okay. Three flaws in that. First of all: Toothless can't fly alone. Second of all: I would never order him to kill you. Third of all: I AM NOT BISEXUAL!"

"But we saw you!" Everyone argued

"Oh, for the love of Thor!" Hiccup yelled, exasperated. "Do all of you really not know!?"

"What!?" They all demanded

"You. Were. Dreaming!"

Hope you enjoyed!