JJ: HELLO ONCE AGAIN AUDIENCE!

Cupa: ...

JJ: u got something to say?

Cupa: no... why do you ask?

JJ: well...last time u were complaining about my intro.

Cupa: I'm not gonna worry about it... if you get sued it's your fault I was just giving you a heads up.

JJ: I do not think I can get sued for that...and wuts with the good grammar?

Cupa: Someone said don't use text talk so we won't

JJ: We?

Cupa: Yeah...ALL of us!

JJ: y?

Cupa: I don't know...

JJ: Do u even kno wut txt talk is?

Cupa: No...No I don't what is it?

JJ: I'm not gonna explain it now...maybe later

Cupa: USE FULL SPELLING!

JJ: Nope...as long as the audience understands me it's fine.

Cupa: I don't think they do...I don't understand

JJ: Well...neither do I...but I'll still use it...I don't understand y can't I? It is only in the intros and outros

Cupa: It is still part of the story you have to!

JJ: No these are moar like side stories...which I could do along with the current story.

Cindy: Or you could write the story already!

JJ: Ur using proper spelling too? Now I feel alone, I'm the only one using this, and besides it is hard not to think of side stories.

Cindy: How...it's simple stop and focus on the main story.

JJ: I can do both at the same time...the thing I'd like to kno is why I wazn't informed of the spelling format.

Cindy: You didn't get an invite?

JJ: No, now ur leaving me out...I feel betrayed.

Cupa: I sent one for you. You never showed.

JJ: I didn't get anything.

Cupa: Mindy said she sent you yours

JJ: Mindy? That explains it she hates me.

Cupa: No she...doesn't her loves you.

JJ: Wut?

Cupa: *slaps JJ* No, not that way! Like a sister!

JJ: I hav too many sisters already! And I don't need a sister who's a spider!

Cupa: Well...I don't know what else to tell you.

JJ: Anywayz... if the spelling bothers u that much I'll change it. (or not I'd prefer typing wut than what)

Cupa: Then change it now.

JJ: Fine... I'll try. Anyways...sponsor Tobuscus...because I used his intro.

Cupa: Not that he needs it from us.

JJ: send OC ideas to my e-mail (JJ_Porter64 )

Cupa: And sponsor Kuledud3...

JJ: y?... I mean...Why? I'm new to talking like a normal person.

Cupa: Cuz you used his outro.

JJ: You hypocrite...you used "cuz"!

Cupa: Well sorry I'm not perfect.

JJ: Yes you are...

Cupa: Thanks *blushes*

JJ: ...or I thought you were. *troll face*

Cupa: HEY! *starts crying*

JJ: Just kidding...anywaz...if u want me to use "REAL" spelling post in the reviews. even though I only use it in the intros and outros.

Cupa: And if u like the idea of short random stories like this tell us and we may make them.

JJ: Even though I'm the only one writing...

Cupa: Wut about Ethan?

JJ: He's written to chapter 4 already and he still isn't as far as me...plus he thinks Cindy wants to hav sex with him.

Cupa: y would he think that?

JJ: I don't kno... he also wanted to rape u...

Cupa: WUT...U WOULDN'T LET HIM... RIGHT!

JJ: *laughing* Of course not...that's my job.

Cupa: thanks...wait wut?!

Cindy: Wait...wut did Ethan want to do to me?

JJ: He said he wanted to hav sex with u.

Cindy: Like that will ever happen.

All three: *Start laughing at Ethan behind his back*

Ethan: *Walks in* Who's talken about me!

JJ: (sarcastically) No one...*starts laughing again*

Ethan: I'LL KILL U, U MOTHER F...

JJ: HEYYYY! Don't yell at me...plus u hav crystal to sleep with.

Ethan: SHUT THE HELL UP! FUCK U ALL! *pulls out ak-47*

Cindy: Where did he get that!

Ethan: *Kills them all and rapes Cupa's and Cindy's bodies*

Emily: If you hav an OC idea just e-mail JJ. He checks his e-mail often. If these r too long and bothers u, just tell him in the reviews and he'll stop making them this long and if you like these he may put them in their own chapters...or something like that. Enjoy! Srry for stupid mistakes.

~Chapter 4~

Good-Bye Fort...Hello Woods!

~JJ's POV~

"What the hell! A mutant zombie!" I yelled in shock, readying my swords once again. Ethan said something and jumped down but I didn't hear him because it let out a huge noise calling more zombies. I knew we had a low chance at beating it especially because we have never even got the mod to work before there for never fought it. "oh crap this is not gonna be easy..." I said but I was basically talking to myself because Ethan started getting horded right after he had jumped from his post. These zombies had no armor or weapons...except from the dead zombies on the ground, but most of them didn't pick a weapon. "Stupid zombies...there is armor and weapons on the ground and you don't use them...you guys are gonna lose this battle." as I said that some started picking up weapons, but most were still unarmed.

At first the normal zombies were not that hard. Even if they did have weapons, they didn't know how to use them and they didn't have armor like the ones before. We were fine until we realized that we were using night vision to see. I knew that wouldn't last much longer and there were only 2 in the potion chest. "Ethan we need to kill the mutant zombie...it's just going to call more!" he didn't respond when I said that so I assumed he didn't hear me. "I guess I'll do this myself then." I started running up to it, but it hit its fists off the ground and the building started shaking violently and I fell over. I looked up from the ground, I was closer now and I got terrified. it looked a lot smaller from the other side of the room, but I got over that fear and stood up. I decided it was smarter to use my bow first and attack from a distance. I shot it a few times. It looked around to see what was hurting it and it spotted me, it started running at me but I keep on shooting it. It jumped at me but I rolled out of the way. I started running toward Ethan (who was still fighting zombies) with it right behind me I started yelling "haalp" to Ethan on my way over there. When I was a little closer I yelled "haalp" one more time and he turned towards me and saw what was chasing me he pushed back some zombies and pulled out his bow.

His shots did more damage because his bow was enchanted, but it still wasn't enough. it got within 5 blocks of us so we ran to the other side of the room. We were still faster when we sprinted so we got some more room to fire. We did that 2 more times and we couldn't tell if it was even half way dead. out of the corner of my eye I seen one of my favorite blocks...TNT...and I got a great idea. I could attach the TNT to the end of the arrow and that would probably kill it, I told Ethan. "It probably won't kill it...but I'll try." he was getting tired of shooting and running, and so was I. At the beginning of the battle I thought I could fight until my weapons broke, but it was clear now that wouldn't happen. While the mutant zombie still had its attention on Ethan I ran over to the TNT I broke the block and took out an arrow. I broke the tip of the arrow off and used some string I had collected killing spiders and tied on the TNT. "I hope this works." I told myself running back to Ethan. When I got to him I showed him the arrow. "Do you think it will work?" he asked, doubtful that it will work. "I don't know...let's try." I handed him the arrow and he pulled the string back. "Will it detonate on its own?" I didn't think it would so I ignighed it with some flint and steel (or iron) that was on the ground near me. "Now it will." I said with a cocky grin on my face, he let it go and it hit off its chest (because lack of tip) luckily the TNT went off. it was laying on the ground then I remembered one of its abilities. I quickly picked back up the flint and steel and lit the body; it went up in flames instantly. "That was kind of an over kill, don't you think?" he said as our night vision ran out. "is that all?" I asked I said it with a little fear in my voice. i was afraid if I sounded too cocky more would appear out of nowhere. Luckily we had killed them all, neither of us were ready for another fight yet.

I was bleeding; Ethan was exhausted and had bruises on him. "H-how did we do that?" Ethan asked taking deep breaths. "I have no idea...but at this point I have completely gotten rid of logic and reason." I answered looking at my bleeding arm. We walked back to the storage room (which is now what I'm calling it) I found some cloth that i used as a bandage and tied it around my arm. "Ethan should we search the bodies?" I asked looking in that direction. "No, why would we need to anyways?" he said answering my stupid question. "I need a key, there is a chest in that room we came in at...it was locked, so there must be valuables in it...like enchanted items and budder!" I hadn't even thought about budder the whole battle, now that was what I was thinking of...that budder better be worth it. "I may be able to pick, let me try." as soon as he went in to try, I thought of something that would help...but I would never be able to build, it was too complicated. I grabbed a knife that was lying on a crafting table and walked in the room with the chest. Ethan was still trying to pick the lock I told him to let me try and he let me. I used the knife in the key hole it took a few minutes but it worked. "I did it!" I yelled excitedly throwing the knife on the ground. "Good for you I'm gonna look through the other chests now." after that he left the room. I opened the chest and it was filled with all kinds of stuff. There was budder, enchanted books and weapons I took the budder for myself because I didn't want to give any of it to Ethan. There were a few pictures of the couple and their friends...but I couldn't use them, what caught my eyes were two enchanted diamond swords that were in cases. I read the cases, they told what enchantments were on the sword inside, I took them both. Then I seen a glowing bow, it was too in a case I looked at the case and it was the same type of case the swords were in and it also showed the enchantments. It was a powerful bow and the swords were powerful as well.

I walk to the storage room, but he wasn't in there. i looked down the hallway, and the room to the left was now lit up with torches. I walked in to see Ethan raiding chests that were now visible. "I didn't see these here when I was in here last...what are you looking for?" I asked as I approached him. "Anything useful, I took a few stacks of wood and cobble, but I haven't found much other useful things." I started looking through chests too; I found something that I was VERY interested in...I found a chest that was half full of TNT! Of course I took it all and didn't tell Ethan. After we were done looking through the chests in that room we searched the other and found it was more of a living area, with a fire place and a partial staircase. "well...I guess there was an upstairs...do you think there is any chests?" He asked me. As we looked at the darkness above us. "I don't know...you were up there, did you see any? I responded worrying about spiders on the cycling. "No...But I wasn't looking for chests." He sounded like he was defending himself even though I never said anything to upset him. "I guess the world will never know." I said walking away laughing lightly at my joke. The fort was very nice and looked very comfortable, but I knew I wouldn't stay and neither would Ethan...both of us had too much pride to take this house when we could build our own.

I keep on passing a switch with a sign above it, but I didn't go over to read it even though I wanted to. We walked further in the structure there were many more rooms to explore but I didn't want to take the time to explore it. In a room with an obsidian floor and staircase leading down. "I think we should go look down there." He said with excitement in his voice, and I could see it in his eyes too. Ethan loves to explore underground structures, but I don't really care. We walked up to it and instantly we heard tons of mobs down there, and a creeper was walking up the stairs. An hour ago I was excited to see a creeper, but now I was already sick of them. I didn't even remember why I was excited to see them...I'm always filling in craters that creepers make when I can't kill them and I couldn't fix them right because they destroy most of the dirt. Ethan shot the creeper in the head and we decided not to go down there.

we returned to the living area and I lit the fire and sat down in a chair close by. "Ethan...what time is it?" I asked as he sat on the couch near the fireplace. "Bro...There is a clock right there." I hadn't noticed the clock on the wall, it read 2:45. "This is a nice house...I could do better though." He said looking around. I thought we could do better too, but it would take a while...possibly a long term goal? "A goal that will probably never get done" I thought to myself. "Oh, Ethan I almost forget...I have something for you!" I said as I took out the one of the swords. I showed him the sword it even had a sheath, but he still refused it. I was confused, why would he not want an enchanted diamond sword? I didn't care much that he didn't want it...because if he didn't want it I could keep it. I stood up and took out both swords; I held them and started laughing evilly. Ethan got scared...and by scared I actually mean confused. "You sound evil...are you alright." he asked pulling out his iron sword. "Yeah...I'm just kidding." We both laughed and sat back down. We rested until the clock said 3:25.

I almost fell asleep until a zombie walked up behind me and almost bit me, I quickly stood up and killed it with one of my diamond swords. I looked around and seen no other mobs in the room, but heard them in the other rooms. I woke up Ethan, who was sleeping on the couch, and we killed the mobs. I knew exactly where they were coming from...the obsidian room. As soon as we walked in skeletons started shooting us. it was no problem though...Ethan just shot the skeletons and anything that came close tasted my blade...why did I use that statement...because I can!. The mobs seemed to never end they keap coming up the staircase. It came to a point where we had to leave the room. "Do they have an army down there?!" I asked myself out loud for no apparent reason. Even though we had new weapons we were still worn out from the hours before...especially me sense I had been collecting supplies the day before.

Ethan was trying to keep them out of the living area while i was looking around for something to help. The TNT I had got earlier completely slipped my mind at the time, so I was looking around for something I had in my inventory. As I paced around I noticed the lever and sign. I thought to myself, "well if I'm gonna die...might as well know." I laughed to myself at my messed up joke and walked over to it. It said "In case of emergencies pull lever". After I read that I said out loud "If this isn't an emergency I don't know what is!" and hit the lever. Ethan didn't have a very good reaction to what I said, he said, "Don't hit that you fuken glitch!" I just laughed and hit it. As soon as I did, I heard a hiss. At first I thought Ethan let a creeper in but then I realized it was TNT! "Ethan run!" I yelled about to run, but then I realized we never found an exit near the area we were in or the front exit for that matter. "Oh crap! We're screwed!" I thought to myself, but stayed calm on the outside. I realized I still had my stone pick on me so I quickly pulled it out and mined through the nearest wall. we ran and only got about 15-20 blocks away, but luckily it was enough we didn't get injured any more. After the explosion I looked back at the ruins of the building and seen the sun rise. "You know...probably the best sun rises are the sun rises that you see over smoky ruins." I said that while watching skeletons, and zombies running for cover. "Yeah...really makes you want to shoot yourself in the face." we laughed even though we nearly died an explosive fiery death...shows how smart we are.

Well...after that we decided it was safe to head out so we walked for a while, until we got too tired to walk. "Well I guess this is far enough...lets rest!" I said as we sat on a hill. "Where are we even going?" he asked as I handed him some food from the fort. "I don't know...should we settle here?" I looked around, we were in a forest plenty of wood a mostly flat landscape this would be good. "Yeah...this is a good, you start building a house." I said putting down a chest, shoving excess items in it. (Not my budder or TNT though) "What are you going to do...I'm not building this fucken house by myself! I laughed when he said that and responded with "You claim to be the better builder...you build." I said getting pissed at him. "you better collect more food then!" He said getting pissed at me. I told him I would and walked off. After the sun was about set and about the only thing I did was walk around doing "Minecraft stuff" which is basically what I call getting absolutely nothing done. I had climbed a mountain and was looking down into a valley, which had tons of mobs in it walking towards the center of the valley. I seen something strange. "Are thoughts other people?!"

~Chapter End~

JJ: Ohhhhh now I see wut ur talking about...

Cupa: Talk in full words!

JJ: Don't interrupt me...ur hurting my feelings *starts fake crying*

Cupa: You interrupted me!...srry...

JJ: I'm just messin with ya! I can't cry! Moderators can't cry!

Cupa: Sense when were you a Moderator?

JJ: Sense...uhhhhhh...I...had sex with Blazett...

Cupa: No you didn't!

JJ: No...yea...ur right...that waz a lie...

Cupa: All right...now what were you saying.

JJ: I waz saying I found where I waz using txt talk...

Cupa: Yea in these...

JJ: No...In chapter 2 I found a place where i used "u" instead of "you".

Mindy: Yea...cuz ur an idiot! *starts laughing at JJ*

JJ: I kno i am...*puts hood on and head down*

Cupa: Mindy don't say that he's not an idiot!

JJ: I'm failing most of my classes! I failed an important review!

Mindy: I bet I could pass it!

JJ: Then try *hands her test*

Mindy: *Takes test* Now grade this!

Andr: Ok...I guess... *grades test and hands it back* here...(doesn't kno wuts happening)

Mindy: HA! 100%!

JJ: (depressed) See...well srry for the wait...I've been stressed about finals and ECA. (which r in a week or 2) And I've had writer block...i guess...I knew wut I waz gonna say...but couldn't put it into words.

Cupa: Well...send OC ideas to JJ's e-mail, if u think that he should sensor words then post in the reviews...if u like the idea of short random stories then leave a review...well I guess I'll...

JJ...

Cupa: r u gonna interrupt me this time?

JJ: No...Not in the mood...

Cupa: I kno wut will cheer u up! ;D

JJ: O_O

Cupa: I guess I'll CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!...YAY! I finaly got to do the outro!

JJ: Good for u...

Cupa: *Jumps in JJ's arms* Thanks! And happy Mother's Day!