Cupa: Hello once again audience!

JJ: Hey...I do the intros!

Cupa: well not today JJ. XP

JJ: Fine I get to do the outro!

Cupa: Not if I do it first!

JJ: we'll see who...

Cupa: CYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

JJ: wut? that's not the end.

Cupa: Well it is now. :P

JJ: So are u to telling me this is the end?

Cupa: Yep!

JJ: this is only the intro.

Cupa: Well...that can be fixed...

JJ: How?

Cupa: Copy, paste, and erase! :P

JJ: Well...one thing wrong with ur plan.

Cupa: And that would be...?

JJ: U don't kno how to use a computer!

Cupa: Ohhh...that reminds me will u show me how to use a computer?

JJ: Sure...wait...no.

Cupa: please.

JJ: Nope.

Cupa: Pleeeasse!

JJ: No!

Cupa: Please, please, please please please please...

JJ: How many times do I hav to say it NO!

Cupa: *with puppy dog eyes* Please...

JJ: god dang it...my only weakness...fine.

Cupa: YAY! Thanks!

Cupa's mind: Sucker!

~Chapter 5~

Cupa and Andr's bad day

Note: this begins before the end of chapter 4...about that morning...

when JJ & Ethan were watching the sunrise from the ruins of the fort...

Cupa P.O.V.

Last night I couldn't sleep at all, I was afraid somone would come in the cave and kill us or rape us or something. We had a small breakfast because We didn't have much food left and we were not very good at hunting. I walked out of the cave and looked around. I knew It was cold but I wasn't, I didn't wear pants or heavy cloths, but I was used to the cold so it didn't bother me. suprisingly there wasn't many mobs around, I didn't know why...it was like they left the area, of corse that didn't last long...I heard the sound of skelletons and zombies. They wouldn't be much of a problem though they would burn in a few minutes anyways.

we started walking again after taking anything usefull in the cave. I didn't know where we were going, Andr just wandered and I followed her. neaither of us minded though, we had known each other for years. we have been living like this sense we left our last friends because they could get bearly enough food for them selfs. I knew we couldn't live like this forever, we needed help no mobs liked us and any humans we met turned out to be perves that only wanted us to have sex with them. For now we were on our own. We had fun with each other though, sometimes we would stop for a while to play some game and just have fun even if it was somthing childish like tag or hide and seek. we talked like a normal day, but something seemed strange about today. this morning there were no mobs, and all the day time forest sounds I knew and loved were gone like something had happend. In the distance I could see smoke and Andr could see it too.

"I think we should stay away from that smoke." she told me looking worried.

But my curious mind got the best of me and I told her "it will be fun." she didn't like the idea but she agreed and we walked in the direction of the smoke. we got close enough to smell the smoke, there was also debre that flew that far. We thought It would be some house that some creepers blew up, but it was much bigger than any group of creepers could make. the crator wasn't that deep because there was a huge obsidian bunker. some trees around the it were burning but it didn't spread. We knew that there had to have been a big structure there before for that much TNT to be used to spread to the forest around it. there was only one way into the bunker that we could see, as we walked closer to it we heard tons of mobs inside. as soon as I heard that I was terified, I heard mainly zombies but that was enough to dicourage me from looking any closer. where there are zombies there is skelitons and spiders, I have been bit by a zombie before and it hurt really bad. Andr knows a lot about medicine and how to heal wounds so she healed me. she taut me a little about medicine...but I still don't know much.

We looked towards the woods and seen something that looked like an area where a camp fire had been, even extra wood. Me and Andr were not fans of choping wood so we took it. We knew it was dangerous to take but it looked like no one had been around for a few hours, but we knew it had been lit this morning. Andr had found a few bodies of zombies and creepers lying around as well I found a knife stuck in a tree so I knew who ever had been there had went that way. I took the knife and put it in my pocket. We didn't know at the time but we walked nearly the same path that who ever made the camp had taken. We quickly learned this because we seen some odvious changes, like some cobblestone with a tourch placed on top, we changed course and headed toward a mountain.

When we got to the mountain the sun started setting. I didn't want to be in a forest at night with out shelter, but at the same time I didn't want to climb the mountain. I looked back and seen some spiders that were turning hostle, I pulled out the knife I took and Andr seen that I was scared. She grabed my arm and we were in a valley, Andr had teleported both of us on top of the mountian and down it to. she has been having troble teleporting herself lately let alone the two of us.

"Andr you didn't have to do that." I told her as she fell to the ground exusted.

"Yes I did, you were scared and..." she started.

"You shouldn't have done that! You could have hurt yourself!" I yelled while helping her up

"We wouldn't have climbed that mountain in time...they would have caught us." she said starting to get iritated with me.

"Well...even so, I can take care of myself." I answered thinking about what would have probably happened to us.

"I know...but everyone needs help once in a while...lets startworking on a shelter before..." she started, but she started staring twoard the clif we came from.

"What are you..." I started saying before I seen what it was...it was mobs starting to surround us. I didn't know what to do there was no way either of us could fight off them. we couldn't escape, the best we could do is stall death...so that's what I did. As they got closer I started regreting not getting a weapon...we have had many chances to get a weapon but we never took them, now we brought a knife to a sword fight. (It's a metaphore...they are not literally sword fighting with them) I was able to fight off one zombie, I cut it and it fell back a few feet but it didn't stop. I started backing up to Andr, but a zombie grabed me and tried to bite me. I stabed it's arm and it let go. It re-grouped and pulled out the knife and came back, but Andr saved me by pushing it back. A creeper blew up in between us and knocked us both down. I thought I was done there so I closed my eyes, but before I did I seen someone in a dark hoody jump from the clif and started walking twoard us.

Andr P.O.V.

I stood up and used the strength I had to knock any enemys back, but I couldn't hold out for long. I nodiced that a lot of the mobs turned around but I didn't know why. I couldn't hold them off, I may be an ender man...or ender woman, but I was not strong enough to fight off that many mobs. I thought it was all over when I heard a creepers hiss. It was right next to me, right before it exploded an arrow flew by my head and killed it. At first I thougth it was a skelleton's miss fire, but I looked closer...it was someone in a hood fighting off the mobs. At first I thought "finally help!" but then I thought "What will this person want from us for this help?" Now all the mobs in front of us were focused on him. I couldn't stop watching, his fighting style was like no fighting style was like no other I had ever seen...he waited to be attacked, deflected it, and killed his enemy in one move. It looked like he had to have trained years to do this.

Hooded person's mind while this is all happening: Just focus and do what you seen in Assassin's Creed, idiot.

Third Person P.O.V.

The hooded guy was fighing using his duel diamond swords and Andr was keeping any mobs back from Cupa while she was laying on the ground teriffied. Then suddenly Andr was knocked over by zombies...or spiders...or somthing. She couldn't get back up she used all her strength defending Cupa and herself. and the guy in the dark hoody had moved closer to them so the mobs couldn't hurt them.

Cupa's P.O.V.

I heard lots of fighting lying on the ground, I was too scared to even open my eyes...I didn't want to see what was happening. I heard the sound of hissing and thought "This is it." but it stoped and there was silence. I slowily opened my eye's expecting to see a sword or some kind of weapon, but instead it was a guy in a dark jacket offering to help me. At first I wanted to refuse, but I looked back and seen more mobs approching so I had no other choice but to accept.

"Who are you, and why are you doing this?" I said as he helped me up.

"That's not important right now. Is she your friend?' He said looking at Andr.

"Yeah...why?" I answered confused.

"Well, help me then...it doesn't look like she can walk." he said starting to walk over to her.

We helped her to a shallow cave that was safe enough to rest for a few minutes. I dout we could stay the night there.

"So...whats your names?" he asked looking out of the cave watching for mobs.

"First tell me your name and why you helped us!" I yelled at him

"Fine...my names JJ...and I "saved" you because...I could...ok..." he told me...but I didn't belive him...no one I have ever met or heard of just helps people for nothing.

"What do you ecpect in return for helping us?" I question him.

"you know what there is somthing I want in return..." he said

"I knew it...guys are all the same...let me guess you want to have sex with one of us?" I said

"Why do you bring that up? I was just gonna say I want to know your names..." he said.

"why do you want to know our names?" I asked

"Because...I want to know what to call you by...unless you just want me to call you creeper hoody...girl...and her...uhhhhh...dark...coated...person...I don't know..." he said stupidly

"Fine...my names Cupa...and she's Andr..." I answered

"Nice names...do you guys have any place to stay?" he asked

"I like your name..does it JJ mean anything" i asked

"thats not important...just call me JJ" he answered

"We could just stay in this cave...it's safe..." i suggested

"No...you could stay in my house..." he said

"And why would we stay with you?" i asked

"At least come with me and you could stay the night." he insisted

"I don't know..." I answered cautioasly

"Cupa...we should just for one night...this cave is not safe..." Andr said weakly.

"Fine...we'll stay with you for tonight...how are we gonna get there...smart one" I said.

"I'm probably the oppisite of "smart" but follow me" he answered

We helped Andr and we started walking over the mountain that me and Andr came from. We walked for about 30 minutes and we stoped to rest. but we were attacked. JJ killed them...but both his swords broke after they died. he just dropped the handles like it was nothing. we started walking again and there were few mobs because someone had put tourches on the trees...and there were areas where trees had been choped down.

"we must be here." I said breaking the akward silence.

"Yep...this is it...I guess..." he said unreashuringly

"wait you don't know!" I said quickly looking around.

"I know this is the area...I'm just not exited to be back..." he said looking down at the ground.

Why would you not be exited to be home? If I had a home I would be exited to see it at this time of night." I said as a boy walked out of an unfinished house with a creepy grin on his face.

"This is what I was not looking forward to...introducing you to my brother..." he said putting his face in his hand.

"SO...you have been having fun I can see." He said approching us.

"Ethan shutup! are you almost done with the house!" JJ yelled at this so called "Ethan".

"Arn't you gonna introduce me to your friends...and tell me if that ones still alive."

"who are you calling "that one"!" She yelled at him.

"This is why I wasn't looking forward to this...Ethan if you don't shut your mouth now you are not going to get any of the food I collected!" JJ said as we started bringing Andr to the house.

"Thats alright I've still got food from earlier." he said with a cocky grin on his face.

"Just shut up and be polite for once in your life..."

"hey...I'm always nice...can I just say one more thing?"

" Ok...what is it?"

"How long did it take to get her to take her pants off?" when he said that got really mad at him

"you done being imature yet?" JJ said back trying to pull his hood over his face with one hand.(because we were still holding Andr).

"Jeez...whats wrong with you...don't you do this too." he said starting to laugh.

"Just show me somewhere to put her." JJ said kinda pissed

"Ok...this way" Ethan said still laughing

He led us in the house it was a big room and completely furneshed, we put Andr on a couch infront of a fire place. she looked kind of nervous and I didn't know why she was. JJ nodiced and was looking around to see why she was nervoud. He walked over to Ethan and wispered somthing to him.

"What...no JJ!" he yelled looking at his Iron sword.

"Just do it!" JJ said back.

"No! it's mine!" Ethan said back.

"you don't need it now!" he said

"Fine...but I want to know their names first." he said griping the handle.

"Thats Cupa and Shes Andr...happy now?" JJ asked.

"No...I don't know why I have to give up my sword..." Ethan snapped

"...Cupa and Andr...this is my brother Ethan..." JJ said to us

"Why are you being so serious all of a sudden?" Ethan asked JJ

"non of your business...Andr can take your room and..." JJ started.

"Wait what! Thats my room!" he yelled at JJ

"JJ that won't be nesisary..." I said not trying to be rude

"Naw...It's fine he doesn't sleep in his room in our last place...so I assume he wouldn't here, plus I don't think he'll mind later." JJ told me

"No we couldn't...wait where will you sleep?" I asked him

"I didn't even say where you'd be sleeping yet." He said

"Well I just assumed you would say I 'd be staying in your room." I said

"I was and you will." he answered

"Where will you sleep?" i asked

"I've got work to do..."

As he started that sentence we heard a loud crash. Ethan was the first to run to see what made the crash. and me and JJ followed we got to the window Ethan was looking out to see who had thown it. on the ground there was a cracked music disc. JJ picked it up he looked confused.

"A music disc...who would thow that...free music disc I guess..." JJ said calmly

after he said that I heard weird music I had never heard before. it was coming from JJ's pocket. he heard it to and so did Ethan. he slowly pulled some small, thin black rectangle out of his pocket.

"is that your Ipod?" Ethan asked JJ

"Yeah...I thought it was in the pawn shop though...well I'm not gonna question it." JJ said

I didn't know what they were talking about but I didn't ask. JJ taped it and it lit up. he looked at it for a few minutes then walked past me. I followed him and to a cornner where a juke box was placed. He was staring at it.

"Ethan...where'd you get this Juke box?" JJ yelled up to Ethan that was up stairs.

"What Juke box? I never made a Juke box." Ethan yelled back

"well...I think some one wants us to put this disc in it..." JJ said looking over the disc.

"wait for me! I'm fixing the broken window!" He yelled

When he was done Ethan walked up to the jukebox. JJ put the disc in...at first all we could hear was static...

"Ethan...do you really want me to make jokes...cuz...I could probably make a few about this disc..." JJ said looking over at Ethan.

"Sure...go ahead...I wanna hear what terrible jokes you've got..." Ethan started but was interupted by the jukebox.

Note: this part is formatted diferently...cuz...it waz easyer...so...Enjoy! :P

?: you two have been really a pain to track down...but I have found you now.

JJ: yeah...thats not creepy at all...

?: ahhh...you must JJ...the smart ass...

JJ: and you must be...ummmm...steven...the rude ass...

?: you might not want to make fun of me

JJ: Why...did I hurt your "Feelings"!

?: No! I don't have "feelings" you idiot...I'm herobrine.

JJ: ohhh...that explains alot...only people like you sneek up on a guy in his basement and scares him half to death...

Herobrine: and what is that supposed to mean...

JJ: you tell me...your herobrine...

Herobrine: Just shut the hell up and let me talk...

JJ: ohhhh...I see how it is...

Herobrine: anyway...I brought you two here as...some sort of a game...

JJ: yeah...I get it because minecraft is a game...

Herobrine: yes...you wanted to play a game now your in one...

JJ: well...i'm pretty good at minecarft...

Herobrine: all you have been running on is luck...

JJ: yes...I nodiced...how my murder skills were really high...

Ethan: what?

JJ: Never mind...so...how do we get home...if we wanna get home...

Herobrine: After a few days you will be begging to go home!

JJ: You sound pretty confident...

Herobrine: Yes...you two are the only humans around...

Ethan: Wait..."you two" what about the people JJ saved earlyer?

Herobrine: Them too...they arn't human! *starts evily laughing*

JJ: What do you mean...

Herobrine: You two outsiders wouldn't know anything about this...

Ethan: Just answer the question!

JJ: Ethan...whats your problem...

Ethan: Nothing...I just want to know what they are...

Herobrine: They are the mobs you two have been killing.

JJ: What thats imposible...they arn't dead...they look pretty much alive to me...

Herobrine: You know what I mean!

JJ: People make skins that have mob themes...

Cupa: Thats a lie...we are human...

Herobrine: Ohhh...Cupa Creeper...don't deny you spicies

Ethan: How would that even be posible!

Herobrine: JJ...you have been pretty calm about this...and I know you are just dieing to say somthing about this.

JJ: ...The only thing I have to say about this is...I don't even know what to say...

Ethan: You brought a Creeper in my house! and what is she!

Herobrine: Shes an enderman...or enderwoman as she prefers..

JJ: What did you want...

Herobrine: I also called to tell Cupa and Andr how lucky they are that JJ came along.

Cupa: What do you mean?

Herobrine: I've been trying to get rid of you and Andr for a long time...you had better stick close to these two by any means nesisary

Cupa: why? What have we done to you!

Herobrine: You had your chance...now the hunt is on...

Hope you enjoyed...if you like this format better...post in the reviews...or wutever...enjoy the rest of the chapter! :D

After the voice faded the disc popped out and JJ picked it up and started examining it, but Ethan took it and smashed it on the ground.

"What the heck!" JJ yelled at Ethan

"That disc broke my window!" Ethan yelled back.

"I was looking at it!" JJ yelled

"You wanna fight about it!" Ethan offered

"I really want to right now...but no..."JJ said more calmly.

"Why not pussy! afraid I'll kick your ass!" Ethan said trying to intimidate JJ

"Mostly because we have guests..." said calmly.

"Whats wrong with you! they are mobs!" Ethan yelled back at JJ.

"Earlier you were lookin at them wit some creepy face now your afraid of them?" JJ said

"Well that was earlier...now we know what they are! and I'm not afraid of them!" Ethan said

"Then whats your problem?" JJ said

"I don't want my house destroyed."Etrhan said

"Why would I waste my life on your stupid house!" I yelled at him.

"Hey shut the fuck up!" He yelled at me.

"What are you going to do about me...kill me." I said

"Nobody will be killing anyone..." JJ intupted.

"JJ you are ok with this?" Ethan said looking at JJ

" You know what I don't care...just chill and go to sleep or something..." JJ said to Ethan.

"Don't tell me what to do!" Ethan yelled then walked over to the couch and sat down.

"Don't worry about him he'll fall asleep in about 5 minutes." JJ told me, and he did.

"You don't seem affected by this...did you know we were mobs?" I asked him.

"No...I didn't...but I've seen lots of weird things in the past two days...plus I don't let my opinion known alot." he said looking over at Ethan.

"Well what do you think?" I regretiblely asked.

"I guess...I don't really understand...but I have more important things to worry about." he anwered.

"Well can I still take up on your offer...that we could stay here?" I asked

"Yeah...stay as long as you want...me and Ethan can't live alone." he said

"What is that supposed to mean?" I asked.

"I mean we may end up killing each other if we are alone...we are to much alike...i'm just willing to back down." he said

"Oh...we could sleep on the couches and you two could have your rooms." I told him.

"No we could add on...plus I still gotta do my part and build the roof." JJ said (Ethan covered the top with wood...that will make the attic when the roof is built...just if you didn't understand.)

After that me and Andr went to the rooms, and they were pretty nice too. I tried to sleep but I couldn't after what herobrine had said. I felt kind of bad taking their rooms. I heard JJ building the roof above me, and I think he was talking to someone...or himselft...I got up and when to see...I don't even know why I cared so much. I walked outside slowly and seen a ladder going up to the roof...

Chapter End

JJ: sorry I havn't been updating...I kno...its summer i hav all this free time yada yada yada...but i havn't been on the computer for serten resones,,,,and not dirty resones...lookin at you carl...but...this is the first time sense mothers day...

Cupa: which you've all been giving me crap about!

JJ: it waz like one or two people!

Cupa: but when JJ does two cheep "sponsers" nobody says anything!

JJ: those were complementary.

Cupa: sure they were sell out...

JJ: well the only resone you did "happy mothers day" waz cuz you were getting paid...by the way...how much did you get paid?

Cupa: not enough. *has new cloths and tons of shoping bags*

JJ: thats probly moar than all my budders woth!

Ethan: no! budders worth way moar!

JJ: anywayz...from now on only characters that hav been in the main story will be in these...

Cupa: why?

JJ: cuz it makes moar sense...

Andr: that will be boring...

JJ: well thats not my problem...I would also like to say i've fired Mindy.

Cupa: why! she loved you!

JJ: I don't kno...she'll still be in it kinda...just as some one else...

Cupa: then who will she be?

JJ: can't say now...it's a secret...and I can't look at my messages...

Cupa: and wuts with the end of this chapter...did you run out of time or somethin...

JJ: kinda...of well...it's kinda like a cliff hanger...

Andr: yea...but alot worse.

JJ: wuts wit you today?

Andr: I've taken over Mindys job of maken fun of you.

JJ: that position wazn't vancant long.

Cupa: well cya guys!

JJ: I said i'm ending it! BYE'YAAAAAAA! guys/ girls/others!

Andr: that frase is terrible...

(end note: sorry I didn't describe anything...including myself...i'm not good at that...my character looks like my profile pic on my page...only with a dark hoody...for now...and depending on if I don't change it...and I'm bad at letting you kno whos talking...I may change it completly...just wanted to say bye! :D)