JJ: hey guys what's up, Deadlyassassin64 back with another chapter of JJ & Ethan's guide to Minecraft!
Cupa: yay!
Ethan: not yay
Anansi: yeah, I have better things to do.
JJ: what do you have to do?
Anansi: well…shut up!
JJ: that's what I thought…and if you noticed I used the symbol "&" instead of the word "and"
Ethan: who cares?
JJ: no one…I was just pointing out the obvious
Ethan: you're an idiot
JJ: don't hate.
Andr: he's not an idiot…he is just acting that way on purpose.
Cupa: Ethan he's your brother, just stop!
Ethan: I don't care if he's my brother.
Andr: Ethan stop!
JJ: ya know…I'm just sensing all this negativity right now…I'ma go play the hunger deems.
Ethan: I want to punch you right now.
JJ: let me just check the time…*looks at his watch* yeah…it's about half past not happening
Ethan: *face palms and sighs then pulls out a sword*
JJ: To Mineplex! *runs away*
Chapter 12
Mining expedition
Deamian and Anansi stayed in the attic and each of us had our own rooms. Cupa offered to stay in the room with Andr, but they insisted they use the attic…and I think that Deamian didn't want to sleep extremely close to Anansi…because those rooms aren't the biggest rooms. We mixed up rooms, so I don't know who is in what room…maybe Andr is in it. I was just lying on the bed board. "What to do…what to do…" I thought looking around. "I guess I'll go down stairs…or maybe outside" I said going out my door. I put a torch on the wall so I would know exactly what room was mine. I walked downstairs and looked around. The torches were all up so it wasn't dark at all. "Well, this is going to get annoying…let me see what I can do about that." I said and started rummaging through chests looking for red stone. I found no red stone or red stone lamps. "Oh well…I'll do it later." I said looking through every chest again...because I was board. I went back to my room and broke the torches when I went in and tried to go to sleep, it took an hour but I finally got to sleep.
Transition to morning
I woke up like normal…except for the fact Andr and Cupa were sitting on the end of my bed talking. "Huh?" I said confused. "Oh you're awake…" Andr said looking at me. "Yeah…why are you in here?" I asked. "Well…ummm…" Andr started nervously. "We are bored." Cupa said blandly. "…I don't know how to fix that…but I've probably got to go mining today…because…we need more materials…" I said getting up from bed. "Can I go!?" Cupa said excitedly. "Why do you want to go?" I asked her as she was bouncing off the bed.
"I've never been mining, and I wanna go!" she said looking at me sternly
"I don't know…" I said.
"Please!" she said persistently.
"I'll think about it." I said thinking it over…as I never do…but I got to think about their safety…I've got to start thinking about all of our safety from now on.
"PLEASE!" she said with even more persistence.
"I said I'll think about it." I said sighing.
"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!" she said with puppy dog like eyes and she got really close to my face, causing me to blush.
"A-alright you can come." I said as I moved back a little, but that was useless because she pulled me back in and death hugged me. (Or some people call it a bear hug.)
"Yay!" she yelled happily hugging me tighter.
"Okay, this hurts, you can stop now." I said breathing heavily after being released.
"Sorry, when are we leaving?" she asked, while I was still recovering.
"I don't know, have you guys eaten yet?" I asked and they shook their heads.
"Is anyone else awake yet?" I asked and they shook their heads again.
"We would have eaten if there was any food left." Cupa said.
"There is no food?" I asked.
"yeah…we kind of used it all on last night's dinner…I just wanted to do something for you guys, f-for letting us stay…" Andr said looking down embarrassed.
"It's fine…we've just gotta go get more!" I said standing up smiling.
"You're not mad we used all that food you guys had?" Andr asked confused.
"No of course not…plus I'm really optimistic…or at least I try to have an optimistic tone." I said picking up my stuff. We went downstairs, and Ethan was sitting on the couch. "Hello friend!" I said to Ethan who was sitting on the couch. He just looked at me. "Good-bye friend." I said walking towards the exit. "Are you going mining now?" Andr asked concerned. "No, of course not, I'm going to find more food." I said, almost forgetting to get a sword. I walked back to the chest and yada, yada, yada…made a stone sword. "I thought that was supposed to be your weapon." Cupa said pointing at the axe in its holster that I made the day before. "It is…but I'm not wasting the durability on pigs, and cows…that would be stupid." I said laughing at her statement. "I think a stone sword does more damage than a gold axe." Andr said pointing out the flaws of my logic. "Well…I like this better…I just want to make Jerome proud." I said laughing while she looked at me confused. "A bow would be helpful for hunting." Cupa said as I was about to walk out again. "I am just forgetting everything today." I said walking back to the chests. "What did I do with my bow…you know what…screw it…I'm makin a new bow…and it'll be better." I said as I made absolutely no effort to find the bow I had before. "Ethan has a bow…I think it's enchanted…why don't you use that?" Cupa asked sitting on a chest. "Because…it's his…and why waste the durability on pigs and cows…when we could waste it on things that try to kill us." I said jokingly. "I guess you're right." Andr admitted. "Of course i am…wait…we don't have arrows…do we?" I said going through multiple chests. "I don't know…I didn't go through everything." Cupa said looking at me. "Ethan, you had one job." I said looking at him. "Fuck you; you can make your own arrows." Ethan said. "Alright…I was planning on it anyways. "Why don't you guys just share arrows?" Cupa asked looking at me confused. "Well that's simple…mine and Ethan's relationship is simple…I don't touch his stuff and he doesn't touch my stuff." After I said that Cupa and Andr looked at me like I was crazy…and maybe I am. "you two need to learn how to share things." Andr said looking at me annoyed. "We share things." Ethan blurted out. "Yeah…it's just…I usually get my own things and he…well…he takes my things…but it'll all work out…cuz I've gotta live here…and he's gonna take my stuff probably. "So you are basically disregarding your previous statement?" Andr asked face palming. "Is that what I was saying? Sorry I'm OCD…or whatever it is that makes you forget what you're thinking…I'm stupid, and was just talking off the top of my head…probably said something stupid…forgive me for that…but now I just completely forget what I was doing…oh yeah…I was just about to go get food." I realized as I was saying all of that I had paced around the room a few times. "Well…I'm going to get food now…bow or no bow…yo…" I said rhyming bow with yo…trying to talk like a certain Mudkip may. I walked back to the door but Cupa blocked it. "I want to go with you." She said leaning against the door. "Why do you want to go with me? I'm just getting food." I said confused. "I'm bored…and you said you'd take me mining." Cupa said looking me strait in the eye. I'm just getting food right now." I said. "I'll help you with both." She said sternly. "Alright…I'll have to make you some tools." I said she nodded, and so I made her a set of stone tools…with the last bit of cobble we had I may add, and we set off.
We walked out of the forest and found a plains…place…biome…thing…and seen all kinds of animals…and by that…I mean…just a ton of pigs, cows and sheep. "Time to put some fools on the choppin block." I said and Cupa laughed. I completely overestimated them…I thought they were going to avoid us for some reason…I thought they'd be at least as intelligent as normal animals…but same old minecraft animals, just run around in a circle when you hit them. We collected lots of meat…I made jokes we got some extra wood and I found some coal, just a little bit of coal in the side of a hill. We had not eaten anything so we cooked a little bit of the food we collected and ate a little.
"Should we head back now?" I asked Cupa as I stood up from eating.
"I thought we were mining?" Cupa said looking at me disappointed.
"we will still go mining…I just thought we should bring this food back…the others are probably hungry as well…plus I'm going to have Ethan start a wheat farm before I toss these seeds like an idiot." I said walking up to Cupa helping her up.
"Ok let's go." She said stretching.
We dropped off the food and seeds, and headed out as soon as we dropped the food and stuff off and I told Ethan to make a wheat farm. We walked for a while in another direction until we found a good cave. We started mining and Cupa didn't know as much as I thought she would, but I was kind of confused a little too an iron vein looked a little different than another, then I got even more confused when there were diamonds and we were nowhere close to bed rock. I walked up to it completely confused and looked at it closer…it wasn't diamond…it was tin ore. Wait…why is there Tin in minecraft…could there be any more moded ores…well I wasn't questioning it…if there is tin there Is a good chance there is rubies…and if there is rubies I can make OP weapons and be the very best that no one ever was…if this was pokemon…but this is minecraft…though it could be pixelmon…no…there were no pokemon…so I guess I'd just be the bacca king, and get betty, or something better than betty…like a ruby axe! "What ore is that?" Cupa asked walking up to me. "Well…I'm not sure…but I think it is tin or silver." I said mining it. "Tin, silver? What is that used for?" Cupa said confused. "I don't know…but it will be mine." I said breaking every last piece. "Well…I should upgrade..." I said placing down a workbench and…made…all the…made a furnace! I put the furnace down and started smelting the iron. I made a bunch of other furnaces…and by that I mean like two more…and started smelting the other two ore types that we had. After a while of mining and me answering any questions Cupa had about mining, and also picking up ores that I don't even know neither the names of nor their functions of. We found an abandoned mineshaft, which was good plenty of gold, iron….and tin…which tin happened to be everywhere. "thank god, I thought we were going to run out of tin…these fifty billion tin ingots would not last." I said sarcastically. "We don't have to get it." Cupa said laughing a little. "I know…but I feel like…I'm being kind of rude if I don't take it." I said taking it. "How are we going to get all this stuff back if we can't carry it all?" She asked me. "Umm…crap…we could…leave it here for now…I mean in a chest…" I said looking around for another solution, but there were none. Cupa shrugged and made a chest and put it down. "I'll make a staircase up to the surface." I said breaking into a wall. "No we'll do it when we leave." Cupa said grabbing arm and pulling me into another direction we didn't explore. We mined and got a lot of more materials. After exploring for a while I started to hear spiders…and that is not a good sign. While we were walking around I suddenly heard a spider. My eyes instantly widened and I stopped in my tracks. Cupa stopped and looked at me confused. "Why did you stop?" she asked me as she walked up to me. "I heard spiders…and if you here spiders in a mineshaft…that's not good." I said leaning on the wall trying to pin point the location of the spiders. "Why…there is only two types of spiders, and they aren't so tough." She said trying to get me to continue. "I really hate cave spiders…they have poison, and they attack you in numbers, and can go through one by one block spaces." I said looking for holes they could come from. "So are we turning back and going home?" she asked looking down in disappointment which made me feel bad. "No...We can keep going, we've just got to be careful, we don't want to be cornered by those little basterds." I said and she nodded, and we set off again. We kept quiet so the cave spiders would not hear us…assuming they were cave spiders. Surprisingly we had not run into any other mobs (and it may be due to the fact I forgot to add any into this part.)There was a hole in the wall it was two blocks wide and it looked like it led somewhere, because there was light coming from it. I looked at it intrigued. I thought about just mining the wall and walk through it, but Cupa was looking at it too. "You know what would be fun." She asked me smiling. "What?" I asked confused. "Instead of mining the wall we should crawl through to see what's on the other side." She said. I thought about it for a minute and then just came up with the phrase that I always think of…"why not!". "Sure les do it." I said and we crawled through, it was about six or seven blocks long, but what was on the end was not good at all.
JJ: sorry I have been so inactive lately…I kind of…broke my laptop…
Cupa: how did you do that?
JJ: I'm not even going to lie…I got mad and broke the screen…
Anansi: well that was stupid…what did you get mad at?
JJ: I know it was stupid…but…what happened was…and most people will think this is a stupid reason, and I'm not trying to make excuses…I had been playing pixelmon for three hours…and I raged at it for lagging
Anansi: not surprising…
JJ: I'm sorry I failed you all DX
Anansi: you should be
JJ: but I've just gotta get on that writing grind again!
Anansi: and he's back
JJ: I'm going to be really optimistic and fix this!
Cupa: well that's good!
JJ: now I need to get fifty dollars to pay for a new one…
Cupa: let me think…oh I know! #buymyshirts!
Andr: no Cupa…don't even start that…again
JJ: I know whats even better! *whispers something in Andr's ear*
Andr: *blushing* no…t-that is really inappropriate.
Cupa: what is it?
JJ: *laughing* I know it inappropriate but…it's funny
Andr: *face palms* you're so immature…do what you want.
JJ: it's all right…I won't…I'll stop trolling…some people think I like making you guys mad…but I just think it's funny to troll #trolldel40
Andr: well…sometimes your jokes are funny.
Cupa: I personally like your trolling.
Ethan: yeah…because you're not a victim.
Cupa: that's not true…he trolled me once.
JJ: yep…but I'll try and be nicer…cuz after all you guys are my friends.
Deamian: so no more trolling?
JJ: just people that aren't important or I do not really know…that I'll add in…like guests…from all over the many worlds! *trolly thoughts flowing through his head*
Ananis: you are still trolling Andr right…I help you set it up, and you'd better not give up, we set up too much to give up now.
JJ: I'll still do it…as I always say "next time". Is anyone starting to wonder when it'll happen? (possibly my ultimate troll?) If you enjoyed be sure to leave a review…favorite and all that good stuff…if you do that is…sorry I broke my laptop…so yeah…not much I can do without a new LCD screen. Make sure not to slap that like button with your forehead…or you'll end up like me. Send me a PM if you have an OC for me…though I've got a lot…and honestly I would like to use them all…but some just don't fit…at least for the time being…but I'm working on putting the OC's I can in…I try to make everyone happy…and as you can tell I'm doing a great job of putting OC's in…I've put in two! Yeah…out of…well a bunch…but still send me them…I always like looking at them…and seeing the interesting OC's people make…but now I'm rambling… I'll see you doods later…take care!
And for those wondering My Xbox live account is the same (what a shocker) its Deadlyassassin64…but sadly I cannot use it…I was legit and put my real age…as you should…and now the parent account is locked and no one in my family knows the password to the e-mail to unlock it…once again I'm sorry that I don't update as I should…I'll try harder…and I'm sorry that I can't talk on xbox live…though I don't have gold anyway…suggest a name for me and I may make a new one…if I can get a credit card to put it under…but I can't talk either cuz my headset broke and unless a USB headset will work I can't talk…if you want to play Xbox minecraft with me that's fine…if you want to play a different game…well I've only got gears of war (the first one), halo 4, the assassin creed series (but no multiplayer accsess), and minecraft (cuz Ethan took everything else.) onec again I'll see you later, adios! (maybe I'll make a new one…and steal jeromes old hacksource user name.)
