JJ: do do do! Hey guys Deadlymudkippz A.K.A JJ and welcome back to another chapter of this fanfiction!

Andr: I'm tired of waiting for this! Just get it over with!

JJ: what?

Andr: your troll! Just do it!

JJ: oh that…well…I just want to let you know…I gave up on that a while ago…so…

Andr: what!?

JJ: yeah…I realized it was far too much work and I am far too lazy…

Cupa: aww…no TNT traps.

Andr: TNT trap?! You guys were going to blow me up.!?

JJ: no, I would never go that far…on you at least…on Ethan I would though.

Ethan: well fuck you too.

JJ: anywayz…I've been too caught up in…well nothing really…

Ethan: JJ are you saying you wouldn't blow Andr?

Andr:*blushing* what?!

JJ: Really Ethan…you're going there…

Ethan: so…you wouldn't?

JJ: yes…yes would…

Andr: *still blushing* J-JJ?!

JJ: well…this is awkward…distraction! *places and breaks lucky block* *instantly blows up JJ*

Cupa: what just happened?

Anansi: many bad jokes were made this day…

Chapter 13…or whatever chapter this is supposed to be

The Cave

JJ's P.O.V.

We crawled through inching ever closer to the end of the tunnel, we were so excited to find what was on the end we couldn't wait to find out what was there. It was so exiting I could pee myself. We stopped to have a picnic and…(trololololol just kidding none of that info was valid) as we crawled through I started hearing zombies, spiders, and skeletons. (Why not creepers? Cuz they only make noise when they take damage…) Cupa started crawling faster when we got closer to the end. Which wasn't a very good idea…she didn't wear pants and I could see her panties. I tried not to look, because…it rude to look in…those areas…but…let's just say…I couldn't help but take a few peaks…and then…nothing she didn't notice…or do you want me to get beat up…please don't tell her. When she got to the light she just froze.

"What do you see?" I asked and she didn't answer. When I got close enough to see out I knew right away what was wrong. There were about fifty mobs in the room staring into the hole. I looked at her and she had a terrified expression on her face. What's worse…they all rushed at us. I was sitting a few blocks back, but Cupa was the first to start rushing out. But she didn't start heading out towards the other end of the hole, no she crawled to me, wrapped her legs around my waist, started hugging me as tight as she could, and dug her face into my shoulder…so one of the most awkward positions I could be in. I panicked and did what any minecrafter did when there is a ton of mobs and they don't have any defense, I put up blocks to keep them out, but not before a spider got to close and they disappeared (as they would if you tried to put a block down when some entity was there.) I quickly turned around so it wouldn't hit Cupa, and I felt its fangs bite into my shoulder, I tried to move away but it started dragging us back toward the room. Other spiders were trying to crawl in to the hole but they couldn't fit.

When it just about dragged us out it stopped biting me and turned around. A skeleton must have shot it or something. I quickly placed a block behind me, so spiders could not get in. I put another block up, but not before an arrow nearly hit my arm when I put it down. It got dark so I quickly put up a torch, cuz when in doubt…put up a safety torch. She was still holding me tight, and I could feel her crying, for me it was exciting because I always dreamt of adventure and was excited about violence in video games, (that's why I'm the perfect role model for younger kids ;D) but I guess she didn't like it. I put up blocks of the other side of me making a small four by one room…or one by four room…I don't completely understand dimensions…you know that it was a small tunnel…anyway…ignoring my bleeding…as I would always ignore my illnesses or injuries…except one hospital visit a few years ago…just thought I'd share…it has nothing to do with any of this…

"It's alright they can't get you." I said petting her head to calm her down…what…I can't do corny things.

Her crying went down a little, she looked up at me…and…

Now kiss!

Wait! Not like this!

Why you just saved a beautiful girl calmed her crying and you are in the perfect situation…why not.

What if…

What if what? What if she likes it, what if it goes a little too far?

What if she doesn't like it, what if she thinks I'm forcing her to do it?

Whatever we'll decide later if you should have or not.

Hey, this is not the perfect time like before…I missed then with her… I won't miss again.

Note: this is me fighting with myself about what to do…see what I have to deal with every day…the phrase "why not" only dictates me on matters that only involve me…or if someone asks me to do something…and if you're thinking "her" is Cupa…it's not…and don't worry about it…yes I'm complicated…deal with it…

"I'm sorry" she said blushing and pulling away from me still blushing.

"It's all right...but why'd you start crying?" I asked stupidly.

"I-I don't know…I guess I'm just tired of all this…I'm too weak to defend myself…I'm always being attacked…I don't know what to do anymore." She said looking down.

"It all right…I won't let you get hurt." I said,

"Why are you doing all this? Saving me and Andr and, being our guardian." She said.

"I never used the word guardian…I don't know…I don't feel like I have any purpose so I decided to give myself a purpose…" I said thinking over everything that I knew.

"Aren't you trying to get home? Don't you want to see your family again?" she asked me.

"yes but…I usually don't really connect with any of them…and I live where I'm basically ignored by everyone else…and I really don't think I could make it in my world…I really have no skills to benefit me there." I said looking blankly into the torch.

"You have skills you fight well, and you know mining." She said

"Where I come from the people can't fight unless there is a valid reason…and there really is nothing to fight but each other…which is happening …and mining is uncommon in the area I live in…because there really is nothing there." I said starting to ramble.

"Why do people ignore you?" she asked.

"I don't know…it probably cus I don't attempt to talk to anyone else…I've mostly given up on talking to people, out of certain groups I've established." I said.

"Why don't you talk to anyone?" she asked.

"It's complicated…I don't really like to talk about it." I said

"Ok…can we rest here for a bit…I'm wore out from all that." She said.

"Now you're wore out…yea we should probably rest for a bit." I said laughing a little.

Cupa's P.O.V.

I asked if we could rest and he said we could, I was feeling a bit tired so I decided to take a nap I leaned up against a wall next to the furnaces JJ put down to start smelting what we had while we rested, it was warm. The small room was surprisingly comfortable for being made of just stone.

I woke up after sleeping for…who know how long, when I woke up I found myself leaning on JJ. I slowly moved away to try not to wake him, but when I was moving I felt something wet, I looked at it and it was a trail of blood. It was coming from JJ, he must have gotten hurt. Did he get hurt because of me? I he had a deep bite on his shoulder. I had to help him…he saved my life…he comforted me when I needed it. I broke the block he was leaning on and slowly laid him down, his skin was pail, and he seemed lifeless. I checked his bag for any potions of healing, he had none, but he had apples. I took some gold out of the furnace; I knew that you could make healing apples with gold…but I forgot the recipe. Was it nuggets around an apple? I tried it, but nothing; I tried four nuggets, still nothing. I was running out of time, the only other thing I could think of was blocks around an apple, but I didn't have enough gold, I checked JJ's backpack and sure enough he had plenty of gold. I made the blocks as fast as I could, I don't know anything about medicine or healing…all I know is a golden apple can save your life in a tough situation. I tried to get him to eat it, but it was no good.

"What am I going to do?!" I said

"Please don't die!" I said to him desperately.

The only other thing I could think of doing was chewing it for him, the thought of that made me blush, we I had only met him two or three days ago. I couldn't tell if he was getting worse, I decided that it was now or never, he saved my life now it was my turn to save his. I took a bite of the apple and started chewing it, then I slowly went and put my lips against his, and let the apple go into his mouth and let him naturally swallow it. I repeated the process a few times until the apple was almost gone, about the fifth time I got a little too into it, I couldn't stop. I couldn't tell how long I was on him for, I sat up embarrassed, at least he was still passed out. He wasn't as pale as before. He looked healthy again.

I sat in silence for about five minutes until he woke up.

"What time is it?" he asked.

"I don't know…we never made a clock." I said, thankfully he doesn't know what happened.

"It's eight! What time does it get dark?" he asked.

"I think around about seven. Oh no! It's probably already dark, what are we going to do. I asked trying to stay as calm as possible.

"I'll make you some armor." He said looking in the furnaces.

"What about you, make some armor for yourself." I told him.

"No, I don't need the armor." He said.

"Well I don't need the armor either." I said and crossed my arms.

"You are going to need the armor." He said handing me some.

"If you don't need any neither do I." absolutely refusing the armor.

"Just wear it." He insisted.

"No, if you don't need it, I don't either." I said refusing the armor again.

"We don't have time the more time we waste the more dangerous it will be." He said checking his thing again.

"I'm just going to sit here; I'm not putting the armor on." I said and he just gave up trying to get me to put on the armor.

He was looking at that small black rectangle again; he forgot that he said he would show me it. I moved over next to him and looked at it. From the back it was nothing special, it was just black and had what looked like an apple with a bite out of it with the word "IPhone" under that. I noticed that light was coming from the front, I looked at it and JJ noticed.

"Oh I forgot…I said I'd show you this." He said looking at me.

"It says IPhone on the back, so I'm assuming that is what it's called." I said fascinated by it, when I looked at the front, there was a lot of small pictures and words.

"Yes, it can be used for many things I mostly use it to watch videos, or listen to music." He replied

"Videos?" I said confused

"It's basically just…stuff... honestly I don't know how to describe them…I'll just show you." He said.

He held up the IPhone so we could both see it. The person started with "to the left to the left" then he went on to say "hey, what's going on doods its Mitch or bajancanadian here with Jerome in the hunger deems!" They walked around making jokes killing weird looking block people, and kept talking about making Betty…which I have never heard of anything called Betty…so maybe they are trying to make a golem, or something.

"What are they talking about?" I asked.

"What do you mean?" he responded.

"What is Betty?" I asked.

"Oh…Betty is a diamond axe." He said.

"Why'd they come up with a name if they haven't even made it?" I asked confused.

"It's all diamond axes…I think…they make it every game, and Jerome" he said.

"Wait every game? They kill that many people?" I asked surprised.

"Well…it is…well…a game to them." He said.

"Some sick game." I said turning away.

"No…it…it's kind of like a simulation." He said.

"Simulation?" I said looking at him.

"Well…I'll show you if I can." He said and started touching the IPhone.

After a few minutes he held it up for me to see again. It was just like the other video only on a wild terrain instead of an old run down looking city. "Why is nothing happening" I asked.

"Because I have to make it move…" he touched the screen and he started moving around.

"So how does it work?" I asked.

"I'm no expert…but it is the coding that makes everything in this work." He said.

"I'm not even going to ask…it already sounds confusing." I said.

"Yeah I don't question it either… we probably need to go soon." He said.

"I'm not wearing the armor if you aren't." I said.

"Fine but do we really have room to carry the armor?" He said.

"No…not really…I'll wear it…just because we don't have the room to carry it…b-but don't watch me put it on." I said starting to take my shoes.

"No, if you don't want to wear it then you don't have to." He said reaching for the armor.

"What are you going to do with it the?" I asked.

"There is only one thing to do…sacrifice it to the lava gods…" he said

"What?" I asked confused

"Throw it in lava…we've got plenty of iron at this point." He said.

After we made sure it was safe we packed up and started leaving on the way out we found three diamonds one in a chest and two ores. We got back at about a little past ten, according to JJ. We proudly announced our finds to every to everyone. Anansi didn't care, Andr complained about how long we were gone and asked me why we were gone for so long.

JJ: hey guys sorry for the…long delay…but…as I've said…I no longer have a computer…I was able to write at school but…I got out almost a month …well at the time I am writing this…so once again I'm sorry guys.

Anansi: all you do now a day it apologize.

JJ: hey listen buddy…I don't need your negativity.

Anansi: I'm just stating the facts.

JJ: well…apologize is all I can do…

Andr: at least you did well in school and passed.

JJ: but at what cost Andr, at what cost!

Andr: don't be so dramatic.

JJ: I had to make that reference…if you got it you are awesome.

Cupa: a lot of people are complaining about how often you upload.

JJ: hey…it's my fault…I broke my computer…well also…if you have PS3 minecraft…you could play with me…though I don't have a mic…my PSN account is DeadlyassassinGM.

Ethan: that is worse than your other user name.

JJ: at least mine isn't my awsomeJLP.

Ethan: what are you talking about?

JJ: yours is just awesomeEFP…which is just your initials and awesome. I have my world set to invite only, so…as soon as I learn how to work PSN I could play with people…though…I am mostly a solo player…like a certain someone in SAO…but not nearly as cool…and if you couldn't guess the intro was the mudkip's intro…kind of…you know the rest after this…bye guys!

P.S. I'm lazy and didn't really edit this…and I can't postpone it any longer…I did a quick scan before upload.