First story of the Chronicles! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Org. PoisonHeart mostly owns the clones but I guess I get a little credit for helping out with them and stuff.
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It was early morning, or what would be considered early morning, in The World that Never Was.
Uzu, the clone of Xaldin, stood in front of her mirror with a smug look on her face," Why did my Original have to have such…ugh..huge sideburns." she whined. Uzu sighed and turned away from her mirror with an absolute look of disgust," And this dark hair isn't doing me much justice either." she twirled a piece of the black hair around her finger. Kizuato, the clone of Xigbar, suddenly appeared on Uzu's ceiling out of a portal of darkness. Uzu looked up at her fellow clone, the same smug look on her face,"Hey, Kizu." she mumbled.
Kizuato titled her head to the side in a look of slight concern," What's with the attitude, man?"
Uzu snorted," You'd have an attitude too if you were stuck with your Originals outrageous portion of facial hair."
Kizuato giggled from her spot on the ceiling," You know I can fix that."
Uzu looked up at the Freeshooter's clone with a challenging smirk on her face," And how is that?"
The other returned an even larger, more devious smirk," Meet me in Xigbar's room. We'll fix your problem." And with that, Kizuato disappeared into the ceiling. Uzu grinned and followed suit, disappearing into the darkness and coming out in Xigbar's room. Kizuato was rummaging through a drawer, throwing out the things she wasn't looking for.
Uzu crossed her arms and shook her head," You're such a mess, Kizu."
"I know," she replied, while still throwing stuff out,"Aha! Found you!" Kizuato spun around. In her hand was an electric razor. Uzu grinned and chuckled a little," That oughta do it. Uh,while your at it, do you think we can dye my hair?"
Kizuato tilted her head again, this time in confusion," Why?"
The Lancer's clone sighed,"Kizu, black just isn't my color. It just doesn't feel right to me, you know? I think blonde would match my eyes much better."
The sniper cocked an eyebrow at her comrade,"Uh, okay. I guess I could do that."
Uzu smiled,"YAY! But first let's get rid of these." she pointed at the sideburns.
"Can do!," Kizu replied with a grin and plugged in the razor," Now hold still." The razor buzzed as Kizuato began to mow down the completely unfeminine facial hair.
A few minutes later and Uzu was free of her horrible sideburns,"Oh wow! That feels much better! Thank you, Kizu!" She rubbed the spots where her nightmares used to reside, fascinated by how smooth her skin felt.
"Anytime. Now, about dying your hair. I can't guarantee it's gonna turn out the way you want it, Uzu."
Uzu thought for a minute," I guess I could try and do it myself."
Kizuato had an unsure look on her face," Do you trust yourself?"
The Xaldin clone shrugged," I guess I have to. Besides, it can't turn out too bad can it?"
The sniper tapped a finger on her chin," You could end up as blonde as Luxord and his clone, Saikoro."
Uzu cringed," That's too blonde! That's white!"
"Correction!," Kizuato held up her finger," That's platinum blonde, friend."
"Either which way, I'd prefer to have something more like Demyx's kind of blonde."
A sudden thought crossed the sniper's mind and she ran off to the Melodious Nocturne's room. Uzu could hear her bust through the door.
"Hey! Kizu! What are you doing?" Mizu, Demyx's clone, yelled from somewhere in the room. Uzu didn't hear a response from Kizuato. A few moments later, the sniper came rocketing out of Demyx's room, laughing like a maniac, with a small box clutched in her gloved hand. She just barely missed being swallowed up by a tidal wave summoned by Mizu,"It's a little thing called knocking, you space manipulating jerk!" The Nocturne's clone shouted down the hallway at Kizuato. The Freeshooter clone burst through the door to her Original's room and turned to Uzu.
"What was that all about?" Uzu questioned.
Kizu grinned," I stole a box of Demyx's dye." She tossed the box to Uzu. The Lancer examined the box, shook her head and grinned.
"Guess I better get to work then." Uzu stated and headed back toward her room.
"Good luck!" Kizuato called after her.
The hours passed by. Kizuato was staring out of one of the castle's huge windows, observing Kingdom Hearts. She was joined by her Original, Xigbar, and Xaldin.
The trio heard footsteps rapidly approaching them and turned to see who it was. Uzu came running up to them, grinning ear to ear,"Kizu! I feel so much better now!"
Xaldin's jaw would have hit the floor if it was capable of doing so. The original Freeshooter laughed and closed his comrades mouth for him. Uzu stood in front of the three," What do you think?"
"You're a blonde now!" Xaldin blurted out and pointed at his clone.
Uzu cocked an eyebrow at him,"Yeah. And?"
"And you got rid of the sideburns too?!" Xaldin's jaw dropped for the second time. Xigbar pushed it shut again and chuckled. Kizuato was leaning against the wall with a devious smirk on her face," She asked me too." Xaldin turned to the Freeshooter's clone,"What?!"
"Come on, Xaldin! You knew this was coming. I mean really, what girl has massive sideburns?" Uzu inquired and waited for a reply.
Xaldin was speechless," Um….well.."
"Exactly," Uzu marched up to her Original and poked him in the chest," I like it. And if you don't, well, too bad!" And with that, she stuck her tongue out at Xaldin, turned on her heel and walked off.
Xaldin stood in shock while Xigbar and Kizuato were fighting to stop themselves from busting out laughing. Kizuato managed to contain her laughter long enough to approach Xaldin. She put a hand on his shoulder," Dude, you should see your face. It's absolutely priceless." Kizuato left along with Xigbar, both of them laughing as they went. Xaldin, with that same shocked expression glued to his face, remained by the window, spotlighted by the glow of Kingdom Hearts.
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The image of Xaldin's jaw dropping to the floor kept flashing through my mind lol. What will happen next in the Castle that Never Was? Find out in the next story! Positive reviews are welcome.
