The Ninja Dress Sphere
Chap 2: More Knowledge than Necessary
Disclaimer: I DID NOT CREATE FFX-2 OR NARUTO!!
A/N: I hope you like this one. Sorry, I forgot to mention that Neji was going to be a bit out of character, so don't be alarmed at the odd….anti-Neji-ness…
…"Holy crap THEY'RE ONTO US! Ohmigosh! No! I want to meet Naruto! They're looking! EEEK!" Rikku was whispering, half panicked and half excited. "Calm down, Rikku! Now what we need to do is nonchalantly, go up and- RIKKU!" Whispered Yuna (the last part was more of a theatre whisper). Rikku was already waltzing right up to Naruto happily, with a smile almost equally as foxy as Naruto's. Turning heads as she walked along the sand, Rikku smiled, waving to the people looking. Until she went right in front of Naruto, looking so eager she could hardly contain herself, and said "HI I'M RIKKU!" she swooped him up in a huge hug, and practically broke his back. "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" a bed room eyed guy said.
Rikku dropped Naruto and looked in Shikamaru's direction. "Of course, Naruto simply duplicated himself in a sexy jutsu form. Though how he got rid of the ugly-ass lines and blue eyes I don't know but it's obviously not a real chick." He said. "WH-what?! C'mon, I swear, this RIKKU person, I JUST met her! What makes you think I can't get girls?!" Naruto retorted. "Yeah right Uzumaki!" said another guy, he had red marks on his face and a dog was with him. Yuna and Payne analyzed the situation. Neither one of them liked where this was going. "Yeah right, as if these are real!" the dog guy said, poking her urm…chest (A/N: I don't really like Kiba, so OF COURSE he's going to get beaten up XD!), finding that she was, indeed, real.
"You…little…PERVERT!!!" Rikku shouted to him, all of a sudden flaming with rage. She chased Kiba (and Akamaru) around while the other ninjas watched. Some were quite entertained, others somewhat scared of Rikku. "Oh my god…"Payne said, rolling her eyes. "Real low pro. Rikku…"Yuna thought aloud. "Umm… Hi, I'm Yuna." She said to Naruto and the others in the group. Yuna motioned towards Payne, who said nothing until Yuna scowled at her. "Payne." She said bluntly. "So, that Rikku girl, she's with you?" Naruto asked, hesitantly. "Yep."Yuna said. "Unfortunetely."Payne inserted after. "Naruto! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!" the voice ran through his head could it be that Rikku girl who said that? Naruto thought to himself in wonder.
"How troublesome…" the bedroom eyed guy said to himself. Payne looked over as he gave a vague nod of hello. "So how long will your friend are chasing Kiba like this?" he asked. "Hell knows." Payne replied, looking at Rikku, still chasing the boy she had been before. "Oh, by the way, I'm Shikamaru; the one your friend is chasing is Kiba." He said lazily. Her thoughts were interrupted by an odd beeping she heard coming from her pile of stuff. Yuna got there first, picking up the sphere radar looking at Payne expectantly. She nodded, going towards Rikku boldly.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! YOU LITTLE- Oof!" Rikku was dragged by her arm back to the small spot where the girls set their stuff down. The three inspected the screen of the radar. "It's…." Yuna started, having her sentence finished by Rikku, "Moving…." "So somebody's already got it, huh. Well looks like we're going to have to do this the hard way…"Payne started, smirking. "No, no we won't do this the hard way. We can't even do anything until we find out where this is going." Yuna told her. The small dot on the radar continued to move, heading southeast, towards their position. "C'mon, let's go!" said Yuna. The three headed up towards the market place. "Where is it headed?!" Rikku asked. The beeping dot, still moving in their direction, soon stopped and seemed to head in the opposite direction.
The three girls raced towards the direction where the dot was headed. Stumbling out of the beach entrance as Rikku said a quick, "Seeyah!" still running. A few of the males in the beach noticed as the girls ran out in their bathing suits. (Though a few certain ones got smacked by girls because of the gawking). "Wh-where did it go?" Yuna asked as the dot suddenly disappeared. Payne sneered at the radar muttering, "Damn radar…" under her breath. Yuna sighed as she radar away with all due haste. Her reasoning was because a few of the people they had seen on the beach suddenly appeared behind them.
One was a bleach blonde girl with bright blue eyes accompanied by the bedroom eyed one that Payne had talked to earlier, Shikamaru. "You dropped your towel." He said lazily. Yuna nodded to thank him and took the towel. "Nice meeting you all but we gotta…. Do something." Rikku said innocently. The blonde and the lazy looking guy walked away at that and the girls headed into town.
"We should find an inn to stay at…" Yuna said. Payne and Rikku nodded looking around the village. The buildings were mostly built rather tall and stood very close to one another. There were many food places and shops. Though no inns to be found. The girls then ran off to the crash site, hoping the ship didn't draw attention. Shinra greeted them, "Hey girls, any information found? Anything we could use for our rep-"YUNA! YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!" Big brother shouted. Yuna smiled, though it was more like an 'I'm scared' kind of thing. "Oh there are so many cute little inns! And the restaurants smell SO good!" Rikku said, her eyes practically lit with stars.
"True…" Payne said, for once agreeing with her blonde headed teammate. "Hey wait!" said a voice, behind them. The three girls turned around, seeing three people running towards them. One had blonde, spiky hair. The one next to it had raven black hair, and next to that one was a slightly smaller pink headed person. Once they caught up the three girls, panting, they were recognizable. One was Naruto (Rikku beamed at the sight of him), another was Sasuke Uchiha (whom Payne scowled at), and a pink haired girl, who they had seen at the beach, Sakura Haruno (who, to her joy, got a small smile from Yuna). "We… We didn't give you the grand tour of our village yet." Naruto managed to say in between pants. Rikku smiled even more widely. "Show us, show us! PLEASE!" she said, then unexpectantly she grabbed Naruto by the hand and ran off. Dragging him with her to who knows where. By the time the others had realized what happened Rikku was out of sight.
"Rikku!!!!!!" Yuna shouted.
-TheSexiest-Lineon-TheFace-of-OurBeautiful-andgreen-EA-RT-H
"Rikku!" Naruto said. Though he was a bit nervous being separated from the others, he was happy to be with somebody like himself. "What?" Rikku asked unhappily, looking around, "They're just a bunch of slowpokes, I'm sure they'll catch up…" she said. "I… I wasn't gonna say that, I was going to…" Naruto hesitated for a moment, though he kind of wanted to go back to the others, he wanted to be with Rikku more, "Show you to Icharaku Ramen! It's the BEST ramen EVER!" he said happily. Rikku beamed, "I love ramen! Lead the way buddy!" she said smiling. Naruto had one of his foxy grins on his face as he told her all about Icharaku Ramen, and all the buildings on the way.
-This-Line-Is-The-SMEX!-
Sakura looked wide-eyed in the direction that Rikku and Naruto went. Payne had a nasty look of hatred on her face, Sasuke standing next to her giving an equally nasty look. "Oh boy…", said Yuna in an attempt to break the odd silence. Sakura sighed, CHA! Damnit Naruto you IDIOT! I can't believe you just ran off with some girl you hardly KNOW! GRRRR!!! "I wonder where they went…" she said finally. "Knowing Naruto he's probably gonna go get some ramen at that place he likes so much…" Sasuke said, scowling at an invisible Naruto. Payne rolled her eyes.
Suddenly out of nowhere there was a loud scream, coming from the direction in which Naruto and Rikku went in. "Oh no…" Yuna said, nervously. Quickly the group ran towards the two blondes, wondering what had caused such a loud scream…..
A/N-
Fu: Yay! Yama helped me oodles with this one! SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG! TT We're SO SORRY!
Yama: We're also sorry that this is short, but you'll see.
Loadza Lurve,
Dr. Y.
