Blaine finally calmed down as Sebastian slipped a pacifier in his mouth and they both looked up as Dave entered the room with Kurt in his arms. The boy was dressed in a light blue onesie that had short sleeves. His diaper peeked out of the leg holes, making his bottom adorably big and puffy. Kurt looked around curiously as he sucked on his fingers. He turned back to Dave and babbled unintelligibly before being set down on the carpet. Sebastian gave Blaine an encouraging push and the man slowly crawled over to inspect his newly regressed husband.
Kurt stared at him curiously, his fingers still in his mouth. "Baaaaaaayeeeeeeeeee!"
Blaine made a face and looked at Sebastian questioningly. "Kurt's littler than you. You're the bigger baby now so you need to be a good role model for Kurtie, okay?" Sebastian told him.
Blaine nodded and sat down next to Kurt, who was drooling onto his onesie.
"Poor baby, let me help." Dave smiled and wiped Kurt's mouth and fingers before putting a binky in his mouth. He turned to Sebastian. "I'm going to start making their lunch."
"Let me help." Sebastian nodded. He got up and followed Dave into the kitchen, leaving Blaine and Kurt to observe each other alone.
Blaine gave him a kiss on the cheek, but Kurt whined and turned away. Blaine frowned at that but then quickly got an idea. Making sure Sebastian wasn't watching and would come in to stop him, he tugged his shirt off, and then his pants, sitting in just his diaper. "See?" He giggled, proudly presenting the front of his Elmo pull-up.
Kurt squealed and giggled at the idea of being naked with Blaine and tried to tug his own onesie off, but he couldn't figure it out. Blaine spread his legs and unsnapped the fabric before tugging it off of him and smiling happily. Kurt's diapers were thicker than his, obviously and instead of Elmo, the front was decorated with circus animals. Kurt squeaked excitedly and kicked his feet, giggling gleefully. He got on his knees and crawled over to Blaine's pile of toys. He grabbed a plastic block and inspected it before sticking a corner of it in his mouth. Blaine made a face and shook his head, trying to tug it back. "No, baby." He stated. He picked up a few blocks and showed Kurt how to stack them in a neat-ish pile. "Baby try."
Kurt looked at the pile and knocked it down with his hands before giggling happily, as if it was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. Blaine frowned and shook his head. "No, baby." He repeated, restacking them into a bigger tower, only to have it demolished again by Kurt's hand. "Bad baby." Blaine frowned. Kurt blew spit bubbles in response.
"Kurtie!" Blaine turned to see Dave standing in the doorway. "Why are you all nakey, baby?" He cooed, scooping the brunet up and then snatching his onesie from the floor. Kurt laughed in response, as if it was all a big joke. "Seb? Can you take care of Blaine? It looks like he's introduced Kurt to his favorite game."
Sebastian walked in a let out a laugh when he saw to two naked men giggling happily. "Blainey-boo! What are we going to do with you?" He cooed, throwing his hands up into the air. He picked Blaine up as well and checked his pull-up. "Still dry? Do you need to go potty?"
Blaine nodded. "Uh-huh."
Sebastian smiled and set him down, taking his hand. "Alright, let's go potty." He said, allowing Dave to go upstairs first with Kurt.
"I'll be right down as soon as I get his diaper changed." Dave called to them. While Sebastian ushered Blaine into the bathroom, David laid Kurt down on the changing table and kept a hand on his tummy to keep him from rolling over while he reached for a fresh diaper. The crotch of Kurt's used one was bulging and the wetness detectors had disappeared completely. Dave smiled down at the cheerful man on the table and tickled his tummy, cooing lovingly. He carefully untaped his diaper and pushed Kurt's knees to his chest, quickly wiping his bottom, then his groin. It was odd to think that this man used to be the sassiest, toughest boy he had ever met and now he was a cooing, drooling, giggle box. He slid a fresh diaper under Kurt's bottom and powdered him before quickly taping him up and kissing his tummy. "There you go." He cooed. "Now let's get you in your onesie again." He tugged the onesie back over Kurt's head and directed his arms into the sleeves, then secured the snaps at his crotch. "There's a good baby. Are you ready for nummies?" He asked in a baby voice. He carried Kurt downstairs to find Sebastian already in the kitchen with Blaine, who was once more in his clothes. He was contently eating macaroni and cheese with a sippy cup of milk beside the bowl. When he saw Kurt he giggled and waved with one cheesy hand.
Dave carried Kurt over to the highchair and strapped him in before attaching the tray. He placed some carrots and grapes on the tray while Kurt's feet kicked impatiently. "Is your tummy making rumblies?" Sebastian cooed to him. Kurt replied with a squeal and grabbed a baby carrot, chewing on it idly. He watched Blaine, who was attempting to impress him by covering his face with cheese and ketchup. Kurt laughed shrilly around his food. "Uuhhhmmmmmmm!" Kurt said and tried to copy him, covering his face in mashed grapes and chewed up bits of carrot.
Dave and Sebastian couldn't help laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. "Looks like we've got a copycat." Sebastian chuckled.
"Yea, and the role model of the year." Dave agreed as he started to wipe up Blaine's face and hands.
Sebastian wiped up Kurt with a grimace and cleaned up the tray. "Why don't we try some yogurt, hm?" He cooed, pulling up a chair and sitting in front of Kurt. He grabbed a baby spoon and the opened cup of yogurt, mixing it up thoroughly. "Open up." He waited until Kurt's mouth was open before slipping the spoon into Kurt mouth. "There we go."
Kurt looked around, a little bit of yogurt dripping out of his mouth. Sebastian easily caught it with the spoon and put it in Kurt's mouth again. This process took a while, but Sebastian couldn't grow impatient with such an innocent looking face sitting before him. It was like getting frustrated at a kitten. Once Kurt had finished the rest of his food, Sebastian wiped up his face and hands with a washcloth and unstrapped him, scooping him up into his arms and carrying him back into the living room. "Okay, sweetheart. Why don't you play in your bouncy walker for a little bit?" He suggested. This way he could keep Kurt from wandering or getting hurt while he and Dave cleaned up from lunch. Blaine was lying on the couch with his blanky and pacifier, staring sleepily at the tv screen. His naptime was quickly approaching and while they weren't sure if Kurt would willingly fall asleep as well, they hoped they could get him onto a schedule like Blaine's. It would make life easier.
Sebastian set him down in the walker and strapped him in safely before leaving him to play with all of the colorful toys that were attached to the walker, which were supposed to help with hand-eye coordination. While they were in the kitchen, Dave took the job of washing dishes while Sebastian dried. They were halfway through when Sebastian suddenly shushed him and turned the water off. "Do you hear that?"
Dave listened and could hear a faint scuffing and creaking sound. He gave Sebastian a bewildered look and they both looked over towards the entrance of the living room, only to see Kurt bounce by in the walker before disappearing. They exchanged an amused glance, laughing out loud when Kurt bounced past a second time, then a third. They shook with laughter as they turned back to the dishes. "Let's hope that tires him out." Sebastian laughed.
Sebastian's wish came true. Once they had finished cleaning, Dave and Sebastian entered the kitchen to find Blaine dozing on the couch and Kurt fast asleep in his walker with his head down on some of the toys. "Oh, poor baby." Dave cooed as he picked up the sleeping baby and carried him upstairs, followed close behind by Sebastian carrying Blaine. Once he had changed Kurt into a night diaper, he carefully settled Kurt down in his crib and slipped a pacifier into his mouth. Behind him he could hear Sebastian doing the same with Blaine, tucking him into his bed. Then, together, they silently crept out of the room and delicately shut the door.
