I never honestly thought that I would somehow befriend some one that was out to enslave humanity. Though we are in some ways "friends" we do still battle out our odds. Friend or foe I can't let him take over. I guess something's just don't change. I walked home with my sister, Gaz, beside me.

"So are you going to show that to dad?" She asked referring to my detention slip that needed to be signed by a parent or guardian. Screw that.

"No, who does? I'll just tell him that I have to finish a project at school that day." I shrugged throwing the slip of paper into a nearby trash been. When I got home I did my home work and went to the living room to watch my show. That's when a phone call got my attention. I paused my show and picked up the phone.

"Hello?" I asked,

"Dib, we're in trouble."

"Zim? When did you get my phone number?... When did you get a phone?"

"Not important. The world is in danger. My planet has sent another Invader to come. Bur she has no intentions of taking over but destroying it with a disease that she will unleash on the inhabitants of your planet!" He hissed,

"What? Hold on I thought you still wanted to take over earth with your planet why are you getting so freaked out about it?" I asked him, this wasn't normally like Zim.

"Yes I do but she wishes to destroy the planet. Taking over and destroying are two very different things moron!" I sighed, great just what I needed.

"What are you planning on doing about it?"

"I'm going to try and stop her. Duh. Any who what I need from you is to track her. I need to know where she's going to set it off."

"Alright. I'll help you."

-A FEW HOURS BEFORE AT ZIM'S HOUSE-

I walked to my house with Gir. Stupid robot was babbling on about something that I honestly had no interest in. When I got home I was just about to start my homework when a knock sounded on my door. I opened the door to see a girl with green skin and curled antennas. My heart stopped.

"Hello Zim." She gave an evil smile.

"Minki." I hissed, She laughed.

"What's up midget?" I glared at her.

"What are you doing here?"

"Oh Zimmy," she giggled, "I knew you where stupid but I didn't know you where stupid enough to go against the Tallest. But I mean they did try to kill you... but I guess that was your fault anyways." She laughed, "Anyways, the Tallest sent me to come and destroy this planet. I am to set off a bomb that will send a sickness to all the humans. They will then die of this illness and the planet with be taken in the name of Irk." She laughed, it was actually really annoying. "But the Tallest have given you a choice. You can go home and be put in prison for the rest of your life, you can help me then go home and be put in prison for the rest of your life, or you can stay here and die with the others. Unlike this planet we do not get second chances back home Zim. You screw up once, your life is over." She smiled, "oh and there is something else you could do if you rather not stay here or go home."

"Oh? And what would that be?"

"Kill yourself!" She laughed hysterically.

"Why do the Tallest wish to destroy this planet? Why not enslave it?" She looked at me and gave a small giggle.

"Well the Tallest have no use for this planet since its so far from our home galaxy. Though we have seen that some of the "humans" are a threat and plus the Tallest were bored and there was nothing on TV." She smiled as she took out a stop watch. She sat it on the table. "You have five minutes to make up your mind. Then a week before I bring the bomb here to earth from my home base planet. Then after the sickness has infected you, which should take about three days, you have two months to live. Apparently the humans here call our sickness the "common cold"." She giggled, "how strange." Then she turned the timer on and left. When she was gone I took my phone and called Dib. Five minutes ended, the buzzer rang and it restarted now set for a week. After calling Dib I ran down to my base under my house and called the Tallest. When they came on screen my anger was unleashed.

"What is wrong with you two?" I hissed, they looked at me in bored confusion.

"What do you mean?" Asked the purple one.

"You sent Minki to destroy the planet?! Why?"

"Well first off we have let that stupid planet live long enough. Manly because you then have something to keep you from annoying us. But we realized that by leaving you alive you may just get bored and come back home. If we kill you and the planet at once it's like hitting two zorks with one lazar beam." Red explained then they ended the call. Great just great. My dream is coming true. Everything that I thought were important and all the things that I know are important are to be taken away from me as I myself slowly wither away. Worst two months of my life.

As Murphy's law would say, "what can happen, will happen."

AKA we are all screwed.

Well 953 words. Not 1000 but hey I WAS CLOSE! bla Ok if the Tallest have named I don't know them so yeah bla bla bla go away