I normally had no interest in my brothers stupid paranormal crap. He is completely obsessed. And that is just annoying. But when he and Zim are both not going to school for a whole freaking week that's when I'm slightly interested. I walked into my brothers room where he was working on his computer.

"So what are you and Zim up to?" I asked,

"Go away Gaz." He said simply,

"Neither one of you have been to school in a week. What are you two up to?" He looked over at me, more like glared over at me. Then turned back to his computer. "What? Conversation with your stupid eye balls."

"The Eye Balls are not stupid Gaz." He hissed with a glare. "And for your information, no I'm not! Now if you would please leave me alone so I can SAVE THE FREAKING WORLD!" He yelled and then went back to his computer. I then realized that it looked as though he was trying to find something on Google Maps.

"What are you trying to do?" I asked him,

"I am trying to find the alien."

"Zim?"

"No! Someone else. She has come from Zim's planet to destroy the world so now it's up to me and Zim to save the world now if you don't mind GET OUT OF MY ROOM SO I CAN SAVE THE FREAKING WORLD!" That is how you get something out of my brother. Just annoy the crap out of him.

"Here let me try." I said pushing him out of the way. He then started yelling but I ignored him. It took me almost five minutes to find her. "Done."

"Wha-what but- I- you..." He rambled on and then looked at the screen. Then he went on Skype and put on his head set. "Zim, we found her."

"We?" He asked over the very loud head set.

"Yeah Gaz wants to help out."

-AT ZIM'S HOUSE-

I logged out of Skype and took the small device that I had been working on ever since my encounter with Minki. "Gir!" No one came. Where was that stupid robot? I went up stairs to the living area to find him making something in the kitchen. "Gir! What are you doing?" I asked with a hit of annoyance. He looked over at me and smiled.

"I MAKIN CUP CAKES WIT BACAN IN EM!" He yelled, I sighed and rolled my eyes. I picked up the broken S.I.R. unit and wet back down to grab my device.

"Computer, set a course for the north pole!" I yelled, then I went up to the attic and into my ship. Then I took off. When I got there I jumped out followed by Gir. That's when I saw Minki. She was watching her S.I.R. unit lower a big bomb looking object down into a hole that I guessed led to the center of the earth.

"Gir! Stop Minki's S.I.R. unit!" I yelled, Gir's lights turned red and he jumped onto the unsuspecting robot riding him like a horse.

"Crap!" Hissed Minki, her glare then turned into a dark smile. "Hello there Zimmy. It's good to see you again. Come to help me?"

"Not in your life."

"To bad." She sighed with fake sadness. "Sorry but I can't have you ruining my plans." She giggled, "The sickness I shall unleash has killed over five thousand Irkens every year! The "Two Months" sickness is the most deadly! But... Why the humans call it the "Common Cold" when we call it "Two Months" I will never know... But whatever!" Then the S.I.R. unit threw the shut down Gir to the ground beside Zim.

-AT DIB'S HOUSE-

"Did she just say common cold?" Gaz asked bored,

"He freaked me out over nothing. I missed a whole week of school... for this?" I said in disbelief.

"Wait... what is she do-" BANG! I looked to see Zim on the ground and a small gun looking object in Minki's hand.

"ZIM!" We both screamed in unison.

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