Dear Bakura and Marik,
Hello you guys! I like you guys, Dartz is my number one fave. You guys are 4 and 5. I still like you guys. So I have a question for each of you.
*Bakura
1. Why are you so cute?
2. You are British, correct? You sound cute.
*Marik
1. Why are you so hot?
2. Did you know tanned people are sexy?
I'll be back soon.

~gamergirl101


Bakura's eye twitched. He tried not to snarl as he prepared to start typing as Marik walked into the room to read over his shoulder.

"Dartz?!"

"I KNOW RIGHT!"

Marik looked disgusted. "Can we just ignore her? I mean come on, four and five... I'm obviously four by the way."

Bakura just snarled and started typing out his own response letter. "Shut up, will you? I'm trying to concentrate. I mean everything about this is wrong. Dartz of all people? But he's so...so... UGH."

Hello gamergirl101,

Let me begin by saying your taste in men is horribly off. Dartz is a foul creature. I mean... his hair is obviously trying to copy mine but he can't quite pull it off of course it's a purely Bakura look. And no. I'm not cute. I'm manly and scary. To call me cute is absurd and a death wish, if I find out where you live I can quite assure you that your fingers will no longer be attached to type such insults.

British?! Me?! Hell no! I was born and raised in Egpyt, just because I took on my hikaris accent from being in his body does not mean I'm from the same country. British in deed...

Don't be back soon if you're only going to insult me again.

Bakura - The Thief King and your worst nightmare.

Marik, who had been reading as the other was typing just laughed and pushed him out of the way and set himself in the chair. "At least I was called sexy and not cute." He looked rather smug about this which only made the thief kings anger boil further.

YO GAMERGIRL101!

I'm going to ignore your comments on Dartz and what number I place in your fanlist because there's obviously something wrong with your vision up until the part where you were able to realise that tanned people are sexy. I am simply so hot because I am unattainable to all of you fangirls and therefore I am much more delectable. That and I have chocolate abs and pretty purple eyes.

So to answer your question yes I do know I am sexy. Bakura's growling behind me but even he can't deny my body.

Your letter has amused me, I wouldn't entirely mind if you came back again.

But don't mention Dartz again. I'll let Bakura cut off your fingers if you do.

Marik - The Psycho.


So um... I hope I did okay. And I also decided that it'd be easier on me if you guys sent these in review forms, it's just more likely to be noticed faster but if you wanna put it in pm that's still fine!