Hey guys, since this is the fifth chapter, I plan to celebrate it. Woohoo! No, I'm just kidding. I'm not the type to celebrate something like this; I'm more towards the serious type. Anyway, thank you all for reviewing and pointing out some points that I've never thought of.

ihavenoidea: When I started this story, I wanted the second years to be 26 and the first years to be 25. To the rest of the readers, don't hate for making Umi take on a girlfriend 10 years younger than herself.

zehiroth: Thanks for pointing out that I didn't fully explain the reason of kicking out of the house and her parents. I'll try to explain it when the right time comes. Meanwhile, I'll hope that you'll wait till that particular chapter. Sorry in advance if it turns out badly.

KevinCruelz: Thanks for your encouragement and I agree with you that Nico's uncle is a douche.

This chapter is slightly rated M as there's a little evidence in showing adult scenes so if you do not wish to see it, please avoid this chapter. Lastly, I don't own Love Live.

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"Mnn… What time is it already…?" Nico muttered to herself before scanning for a clock. The clock read 8.00 am and after seeing this, Nico decided to get up.

"Better wake up then… Hey Umi-sensei, it's 8 in the mor-" Nico said to a sleeping Umi before she stopped herself. Beside her lay a sleeping Umi wearing a kyudo gi, the left sleeve not covering Umi's left shoulder and barely covering her breast. Nico noticed this, blood starting to run down her nose. Before she could leave the room, Umi woke up, startling Nico.

"Nico… Good morning, do you want me to bring you to the bathroom?" Umi drowsily asked Nico while crawling towards her. With Umi's slightly sexy drowsy face, uncovered shoulder, barely covered breast and Umi moving in an unintentional erotic way towards Nico, she could not contain her arousal and blood instantaneously burst out from her nose.

"I-I'm fine… Y-You showed me round the house remember?" Nico stuttered out before rushing to find the bathroom. Umi, perplexed on why Nico got another nosebleed, decided to look herself in the mirror. Things immediately clicked when Umi saw her undeniably sexy state she was in.

"Now I can't get myself a girlfriend…" she sobbed, hands covering her face to hide her embarrassment to no one in particular.

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"Nico, you're really lucky to see Sonoda-sensei like that. I heard from some of my juniors that she has a well-toned body so seeing her like that is considered lucky." Eli laughed while joking to Nico. Nico didn't take it well but nonetheless laughed along.

"Yeah I'm lucky to get myself kicked out by my uncle and saved by my new boss who happens to be Umi-sensei's friend." Nico said sarcastically, also indirectly telling Eli about what happened to her yesterday.

"Your uncle? Seriously, who does that? I mean hearing it from Nozomi makes me want to punch that man's teeth out but after hearing from you, I think I'll kill him the next time I actually see him." Eli seethed, mentally noting down numerous ways to kill Nico's uncle.

"Nozomi-chan knows? I wonder how Minami-san could have told her when it's impossible… Oh well, I'm going to Nishikino's office to get some headache medicine. My head hurts after losing so much blood…" Nico simply stated before heading off to Maki's office. Eli gave Nico a wave before taking out a book to read.

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Nico was almost at Maki's office when she spotted Rin. Rin also noticed Nico and limped towards her.

"Heh heh… Rin fell down when trying save a cat on the way to school nya! Don't tell Kayo-chin Rin fell down nya!" Rin told Nico before she could even ask Rin what happened to her. When the two of them reached the door, before they could even open it they heard some unusual sounds.

"Haa… M-Maki-chan… R-Right there…" A slightly high pitched voice moaned out. Nico quickly noted it to Nozomi's voice and stood there with Rin to hear a bit more.

"N-Nozomi-chan… D-Don't suck on it like that… Nnn…" Another voice which was easily identified as Maki's groaned, making both Nico and Rin turn extremely red. Rin wanted to open the door but before she could do anything, Nico swatted away Rin's trembling right hand that was placed on the door.

"Are you crazy?! Hoshizora-sensei, do you seriously want to die?!" Nico hissed out, not willing to let Maki or Nozomi hear their presence. Rin looked at Nico and immediately removed her hand from the door.

"Yazawa-chan, this could be a trick like last time nya! Maki-chan was massaging Tojo-chan even though it sounds wrong nya! So… BOTH OF YOU STOP PLAYING WITH ME NYA!" Rin informed Nico before suddenly opening the door. What the two of them saw made them hotter than the climate of a desert. On one of the beds, Maki was above Nozomi, both clad in absolutely nothing. The two of them immediately blushed red and used the bed's blanket to cover themselves.

"W-What the hell? Both of you get out!" Maki shouted to Nico and Rin. Nozomi was blushing hard and Nico swore that tears were forming in Nozomi's turquoise eyes. Rin and Nico immediately left the office and ran towards Class 2.

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"At least now I know where Nozomi like to go before homeroom starts…" Nico muttered to herself before taking out a plaster she had placed in her bag three days ago. "Anyway, Hoshizora-sensei, are you and Nishikino-sensei friends of a woman named Kotori Minami?" she asked Rin, who was seating on a chair so that Nico could tend to her wound.

"Kotori-chan nya? Yeah nya! But how does Yazawa-chan know about her nya?" Rin asked, sure with herself that Nico could never possibly met Kotori before.

"It seems that Nico has a job at Minami's clothing store right?" Eli answered Rin while confirming with Nico at the same time. Nico nodded and Rin suddenly realised something.

"No wonder Kotori-chan kept telling the four of us that Umi-chan finally got a panda to sleep with nya! So Yazawa-chan is that panda nya!" Rin happily concluded before noticing Eli's and Nico's expression. "Ah, sorry nya. The four are Rin, Kayo-chin, Maki-chan and Honoka-chan nya! Honoka-chan runs a Japanese sweets store called…" Rin explained which afterwards tried to rack her brains for Honoka's shop name.

"Honoka-chan? You mean the ginger haired woman who caused me to get into another misunderstanding with Umi-sensei? Yeah, I know her." Nico asked Rin sarcastically. Eli resisted the urge to burst out laughing after remembering Nico's string of hilarious misunderstandings. Rin wanted to ask Nico why she held so much hatred for Honoka when all of a sudden, the door snapped open.

"Nicocchi… It seems that you want your daily breast rub quite early…" Nozomi sang out, her usual twin ponytails not being tied up. Maki was behind Nozomi and also spoke up, with a much scarier threat.

"Rin Hoshizora… Nico Yazawa… You two aren't feeling well right? Don't worry, I'll inject this anaesthetic to make the pain go away…" Maki said while holding up a syringe, a dark aura surrounding the two of them.

"GYAHHH!"

In Akihabara, Kotori swore she heard screams, one belonging to her feline-like friend Rin and another belonging to her new employees Nico.

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So, I've come to the end of chapter 5. I'm really happy that my story managed to survive through four chapters. As usual, I welcome both reviews and criticisms as it'll help me understand what you guys want. Also, to those who think that my M scene is not really considered M, I'll see if I can improve on it as I'm somewhat like Umi when it comes to her watching romance movies. Before I sign off, I'm sorry for this chapter's not ideal standard.