Uh… Today's Eli's birthday so happy birthday but unfortunately I can't release her present just yet. Yep so it'll be a belated gift. I'm going to address some reviews as usual so uh…

KevinCruelz: I'll assume that you mean that I'm including more about Eli which is somewhat true. Also, about the laid part unfortunately I won't explicitly mention it, sorry…

Guest: You sure have a good imagination! Thanks to you, I actually have a new idea to add into the game. Well somewhat...

Well, feel free to kill me in your minds if you guys hate this fan fiction. I don't own Love Live.

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"Adult truth of dare? Who in the world created this stupid game?" Nico asked. Honoka started sweating once the question was laid.

"W-Well… It's basically just truth or dare with alcohol, before responding your choice you've to drink some of these beers!" Kotori helpfully added in, not wanting Honoka to get caught by Nico. Before Nico could even open her mouth to retort, she was swiftly cut off by Nozomi.

"Now Nicocchi, once in a while you need to loosen up… So just play along okay?" Nozomi reassured Nico, a scheming glint in Nozomi's eyes. Umi and Maki noticed it, but decided to say nothing in case she targeted them.

"Alright, I'll start spinning this bottle." Eli decided to speak up, wanting to get over playing the game Umi dreaded. She spun an empty water bottle, stopping directly in Hanayo's direction. "Truth or dare?" Eli asked while Hanayo chugged down a can of beer.

"T-Truth…" Hanayo said, already starting to flush red from her alcohol intake.

"Okay then, what's your biggest fear?"

"Fear… That'll be losing Rin-chan to Umi-chan! She's such a flirt and she doesn't know it!"

The rest giggled at Hanayo's answer, some glancing towards Umi. Umi furiously shook her head, denying truth in the answer.

"M-My turn…" Hanayo slurred slightly, evident that she was unable to stay sober well. The bottle spun at a high speed before pointing at Umi.

"D-Dare!" Umi said while drinking her own can of beer, not giving Hanayo time to ask the question.

"U-Uh… I dare you to confess to Nico!" Hanayo said, unable to think of a good dare. Kotori and Nozomi gave her a thumbs-up, obviously happy with the dare as Umi will be able to confess to Nico with their indirect help.

"Nico, I've loved you since November and god you're pretty. Will you be with this rabbit and love her, sleep with her and have sex with her?" Umi said in an uncharacteristically bold voice.

"F-Fine… But seriously, what do you mean by that last part? Sounds like a marriage vow… A crude one in fact." Nico agreed before asking about what Umi had said. The adults chuckled to themselves, knowing full well that Umi turns into a different person when drunk. Umi gave a big grin before giving the bottle a whirl.

"Heh heh… No~zo~mi~ Truth? Or dare?" Umi sang out, clearly drunk by now. Nozomi mentally cursed the blue haired woman and made her decision.

"Dare!" Nozomi said after consuming a can of beer.

"Hmm… For such a naughty girl like you, I'm sure making a mark right here on your beloved should be easy for you right?" Umi smirked, pointing to her right thigh. Both Maki and Nozomi turned red after hearing the dare. Nonetheless, Nozomi didn't back out from the dare and slowly crawled towards Maki instead.

"H-Hey! N-Nozomi-chan… What are you doing?!"

"Maki-chan… Shut up and stay still…"

"Nn! N-No don't actually d- Ah!" A gasp escaped Maki's lips as Nozomi tried to leave a mark on her beloved's right thigh. "N-Nozomi… P-Please… I-I can't take it anymore… J-Just s-stop teasing me…" Maki panted out, clearly frustrated at Nozomi not giving what she needed.

"So impatient." Nozomi sighed before giving Maki what she wanted. "Alrighty~ My turn to spin the bottle!" She continued, leaving an exhausted Maki lying on the floor.

"Heh~ Elichi, truth or dare?"

"Haa… Truth I guess?" Eli sighed, drinking three cans of beer like it was water. Honoka was clearly impressed despite knowing that the quarter Russian used to drink vodka back in Russia.

"I know! Elichi, when was the last time you masturbated?" Nozomi clapped her hands with glee, smiling innocently at Eli. Nico promptly spat out the water that she drank while Eli was chosen.

"What the hell is this…? I don't masturbate at all, in fact, how the hell am I supposed to get off by myself?!" Eli replied, embarrassed by Nozomi's question. Nozomi looked disappointed while the others simply stared at the purple haired student. "A-Anyway, here goes…" Eli continued, spinning the bottle before it landed towards Rin's direction.

"Dare nya! Make it an extremely adult one nya!" Rin asked, enthusiasm shining in her pale green eyes while chugging down two cans of beer.

"Uh… Striptease? Maki, there's a piano right? Could you play some music?" Eli suggested before asking Maki to play a music piece.

"Sexy piano music? You got it." Maki said, picking out a music sheet that had the title 'Dance of the Seven Veils'. With that, Maki played the music piece she had chosen while Rin stripped off her yukata which she didn't change out of. First, Rin untied her sash in an erotic way, leaving Hanayo, Kotori and Nozomi mesmerised by her. Next, she slowly removed her yukata as though she was beckoning someone. Her last act, though not stripping, was that she slowly crawled over to Hanayo and breathed three words in sultry voice that made the target faint.

"I. Want. You." These three words were enough to send Hanayo spiraling to the floor and Nozomi to look at Kotori lustfully. Honoka, noticing Nozomi's sudden lust, immediately hugged Kotori, signaling that Kotori was her property.

"Nya~ Rin's turn to spin nya~"

"Oh shoot." Honoka said as the bottle pointed in her direction. "T-Truth…" She continued, gulping down her can of beer. Rin gave a big grin before dropping a bombshell on not only Honoka but also Kotori.

"Is it true that the two of you had sex in Umi-chan's futon nya~?"

"G-Geh! F-Fine… We did have sex in it…" Honoka admitted, ignoring Umi's glares for doing such an act in another person's bed. "M-My turn!" Honoka exclaimed before Umi could even say anything.

"Honoka-chan~ Give me your dirtiest dare you could come up with!" Kotori said, already washed up from drinking four cans of beer.

"E-Eh?! S-Strip, get on Maki's piano and s-seduce her?" Honoka said uncertainly, praying that Nozomi won't kill her later. Kotori grinned, tottering towards the piano which Maki was still there. Maki flushed bright red when she saw Kotori stripping in front of her, deliberately giving Maki a good show. After removing her clothes, Kotori got on the piano, her breasts pressed against the piano. Maki swore to herself that if she had a penis, she would get a hard on instantly.

"Hey Maki-chan~ Won't you keep a lonely sheep company?" Kotori breathed out, sending shivers down Maki's spine. "Okay, Maki-chan let's get back." Kotori continued, clasping Maki's hand on purpose. Nico looked at the game with horror as she feared what would happen to her should she ever got chosen.

"Ah! Maki-chan, truth or dare?" Kotori asked, smirking to herself.

"I-I guess truth?" Maki said, sipping beer from her untouched can of beer. Hanayo noticed this and went over to tip the can at an angle such that Maki was forced to drink everything.

"Let's see… Ah since I'm in a good mood, would you like to hug a drunk Umi-chan or my drunk mother?" Kotori said. A single thought appeared in Nico's and Eli's minds. 'What's the difference?!'

"Meh… I'll pick the panda over the bird…" Maki responded, starting to hug Nico before being slapped gently by Nozomi.

"Bad leopard… Spin the bottle already…" Nozomi pouted, handing the bottle to Maki. Maki spun the bottle, pointing at Nico.

"What the heck? Fine dare." Nico deadpanned, guzzling down six cans of beer. Afterwards, she was completely drunk.

"Give me a lap dance."

"Fine, say… Arensh't you a shexy beast~" Nico slurred, some of her words not pronounced properly. Nico barely sat on Maki's lap when she was forcefully taken away by a pair of pale hands.

"Go to hell with Nozomi! I just confessed my love to Nico 15 minutes ago!" A currently sober Umi scolded Maki. "Nico, if you must do a lap dance do on me instead!" Umi boldly said with no regard to the seven women in Maki's living room.

"Umi-chan~ Didn't you promise me that you'll teach me all night long?" Nico smirked, slightly sobering up. Umi's face was covered with red but still nodded to Nico's request. Nozomi and Honoka gave each other a high five while Rin carried Hanayo to their room. Umi, not wanting to be outdone, carried Nico bridal style to their room.

"Well, let's all turn in for the night!" Eli said, the only one of the nine who was not drunk at all. The remaining women nodded and went up to their rooms to sleep. Once Eli reached her room, she immediately messaged Tsubasa on what had happened recently.

"Hmm~ Eli-chan sent me another message…" Tsubasa said, tired after mending Aerial Designs for a full day. "Everyone's making out with each other and UmiNico are going like rabbits?!" She continued, surprised at the last part. Tsubasa glanced at a nearby newspaper before going back to her hand phone, closing it after sending a text to Eli. "I don't think Eli would want to know about this…" Tsubasa murmured to herself while holding up the newspaper.

The headlines read 'Awkward make out on train!' and was accompanied with a picture of the group without Kotori in compromising positions on the train they rode towards Maki's beach house.

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Alright, this marks the end of chapter 9 and the birth of a sudden UmiNico relationship. I'll try to link it better in future chapters. As always, reviews and criticisms are welcomed. Before I sign off, kill me in your heads for the dropping standard. No really, kill me. (In a not so brutal way)