I'm back with the next chapter. To those who are still killing me, sorry but you won't get to kill me in real life. Anyway, I've nothing to address to the reviews so yeah. I don't own Love Live.

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"Tsubasa-chan , do you know what Kotori-chan's doing? She literally locked herself in her office!" Nico asked Tsubasa, who was on break.

"No clue, maybe researching on different sex positions?" Tsubasa shrugged, not caring about her boss's life.

"Haa… It's kind of boring you know, we have nothing to do except see people walking past us…" Nico said, bored out of her wits. For her, working till five o' clock and not a single customer makes her life boring. "Well, at least there's some interesting news from boss's lover." She continued, staring intently at her hand phone.

"Really? Let me see what Kosaka-san said too." Tsubasa answered, wanting to get a better view of Nico's new message. "Uh… I'm starting to think that I'm surrounded by a bunch of weirdos…" She continued after scanning through the message.

"I've to agree with you on that one. I mean seriously?! Who would expect her own sister to date Eli's younger sister?!" Nico exclaimed, not wanting to believe what she just read.

"The best part is that Yukiho is Alisa's teacher."

Both Nico and Tsubasa whirled around to find that Eli was right behind them, holding a box of chocolates. Eli wore a face of annoyance as she handed the box over to Tsubasa.

"Mama's so going to be pissed when she hears about this…" Eli sighed to herself, not exactly pleased about how things had turned out with her younger sister. "I mean, Alisa's 14 and Honoka's younger sister is… 24? Mama's not tolerant of homosexuals so uh… You two understand right?" She continued, cautious of the words she had chosen.

"Will your mother be coming to Japan anytime soon?" Tsubasa asked, her green eyes shifting unconsciously. Nico assumed that her senpai's uneasiness was due to the fact that she was dating a daughter of the Ayase family.

"Yeah, the first day of Alisa's school will be the parents-teachers interview. Since our school starts one day after Alisa's, mama will be meeting Umi the next day…" Eli replied, casting looks of worry at Tsubasa.

"Wait what? Then what about me? The last time I heard from my parents was that they were in Germany!" Nico asked, clearly worried about her situation.

"Don't worry~ My mother is the chairperson of Otonokizaka remember?"

The three of them turned to Kotori, who was standing next to a clothing rack. She beamed happily before embracing Nico.

"It's fine! I'm sure she'll help you out! Ah~ You're so cute just like an alpaca!" Kotori squealed, unwittingly crushing Nico in the process.

"Can't… breathe… He…lp…" Nico gasped out, unable to breathe. Kotori heard this and immediately released Nico.

"Ahaha… Sorry Nico-chan, I couldn't resist! Anyway Nico-chan, I want you to learn how to lock up the clothing store so the three of us will leave first and you'll lock up 30 minutes later. Got it?" She asked Nico, hiding her ulterior motive behind a lesson. Nico nodded, giving Tsubasa, Eli and Kotori the green light to leave first. After they left, Nico wondered to herself about the paper bag Kotori was holding on.

"That won't happen to be her toys would it?" Nico muttered to herself while waiting for 30 minutes to go by.

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"Sorry that we're late! We managed to leave Nico in the store but only for 30 minutes!"

"That's fine, we're almost done, just leave your gift over there." Umi pointed towards a stack of presents meant for Nico.

"Seriously… It's a darn good thing that I'm not just for making manju!" Honoka said, proudly holding a white cake on her palm.

"Honoka-chan! Put that bloody cake down before you drop it!"

"Alright alright. Maki-chan doesn't need to get all steamed up!" With that, Honoka placed the cake on a nearby table before rushing to help Rin.

"Sestra… Where should I put these cans of soda?" A pale blond girl asked Eli, holding up two cans of soda.

"Put it over there then. Remember to get the fruit juice out of the fridge!" Eli replied the girl. "Alisa, are you sure that's soda?" Eli continued, unsure whether the cans contain any beverages.

"That's Nico-chan's present nya! That's the canned ramen I wanted to give her nya!" Rin replied from a corner of Umi's living room.

"We left ten minutes before she locks up Kotori-chan's clothing store!" A red haired woman shouted, her words serving as a reminder to the women in the room.

"We're almost done! Where's Umi-chan?" Hanayo affirmed, opening the door at a frightening speed.

"Umi-chan's in the box over there. Remember not to tell Nicocchi!" Nozomi said before putting on a lid on the box Umi's in. A rattle sounded from the front door, alarming the women. "Just in time too… Get those ready." She continued before closing the front door.

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"Umi-chan! I'm back, sorry to take longer than usual but I had to learn how to lock up the store!" Nico shouted before noticing that no one was there to welcome her or scold her for being late. She noticed that the living room's light was switched on and immediately went over to the living room. When she arrived, she got the surprise of her life.

"Happy birthday Nico/Nico-chan/Nicocchi/Yazawa-san!"

"Birth…day…? Wait, today's 22 July? I've completely forgotten about it…"

Nico stared the living room, taking in the decorated sight of the living room. At one corner, there's a mountain of presents waiting to be opened. On the table laid a platter of snacks, mostly Nico's favourite snacks, and a cheesecake covered with white chocolate.

"You guys did all this for me? I…I'm speechless, you guys really surprised me…" Nico said, still amazed at the elaborate decorations her friends have set up for her. "By the way, where's Umi-chan? I haven't seen her even after stepping here." She continued, noticing some of her friends' worried faces.

"That… Well, Umi-chan had a few family matters to settle. So unfortunately she won't be joining us." The red haired woman spoke up, breaking the silence that had settled a few seconds ago.

"H-Hey Yukiho! Couldn't you tell Nico-chan in a nicer way? I mean that's her freaking girlfriend!" Honoka scolded the red haired woman, Yukiho.

"It's fine… I bet she'll want us to continue without her right? Come on let's cut that cake!" Nico cheerfully said, obvious to some that she's trying to mask her disappointment.

"Cake~ Cake~ We love cake!" Kotori and Eli sang with perfect synchrony. Nico looked at them, bewildered by the two of them before slicing the cake.

"S-Sorry… Sestra loves chocolate so y-yeah…" Alisa said, embarrassed of her sister's uncharacteristic behaviour.

"Sestra… Are you by any chance the Alisa that's dating Honoka's sister?" Nico asked, remembering that Eli mentioned it before. Alisa blushed bright red on remembering what had happened in the morning.

"Ahaha… It's embarrassing to be seen naked by sestra you know…" Alisa responded, reluctant to share any details on her morning.

"Nico-chan, hurry and open your parents nya~" Rin called out from the table, face smeared with cake.

"Sure… How about this one? Oh wait… It says here that I must wait for you guys to leave first…"

Nico immediately reached out to a paper bag besides the box that she intentionally chosen. The paper bag reminded her of the one that Kotori held when leaving Aerial Designs. Gingerly, she took out the item from the bag.

"Kotori-chan? What's this?"

"That's an Umi-chan plushie! It's meant for cuddling when she's not around like now!" The comment from Kotori left many snickering at the life-like Umi plush toy.

"Well, at least now I know why you locked yourself in your office… Alright, I'll choose this one!" Nico said, reaching out to a present wrapped in yellow.

"Ah, that's from me. I got it yesterday when I went to the arcade with a friend…" Eli said when Nico unwrapped the present, revealing a giant panda.

"Hmm~ Elichi went to the arcade with a friend? How come I didn't know about this?" Nozomi asked, grinning mischievously. Nico and Maki shuddered, not wanting to imagine the horrors Nozomi could create.

"Panda is cute… Okay then, next present…" Nico muttered to herself before reaching out to an object wrapped in purple. "R-Riceball plushie? This definitely comes from Hanayo-chan…" She continued, holding a riceball plush toy with an angry face.

"Nope~ That's Kira-san's present from the arcade! What a coincidence right Elichi?" Nozomi asked the two women in question. Tsubasa and Eli flinched upon hearing Nozomi's words, not realising that they had been found out. "Anyway, here's my gift!" She continued, sticking a charm on to the riceball plush toy.

"Uh… Tada? A Jiang Shi riceball?" Tsubasa shifted uncomfortably upon saying her words.

"That sounds like what that breast-loving monster will say… Right…"

"That's mine! A Homura manju filled with strawberry jam!" Yukiho sighed internally when she heard her elder sister's enthusiastic answer.

"I can see that. I wonder who gave me this ribbon and necklace?" Nico asked before Yukiho and Alisa raised their hands.

"I'm the one who gave you the necklace, Alisa gave you the ribbon." Yukiho replied, her tone clearly showing her reluctance to be here. Honoka sensed her displeasure and immediately retorted.

"Bear with it! Once Nico-chan left the last present, you can go back and screw Eli's sister!"

"T-That may be true… But at least use more polite words! Sheesh, I can't believe that you can be a store owner with such language!"

"Yuki-chan… Please don't fight with your sister…"

"Guys? Who the heck gave me 10 freaking cans of ramen and a 15kg sack of Grade A rice?!" Nico interrupted the soon to be sister's quarrel.

"Oh that's Rin's and Kayo-chin's presents nya!" Rin said after kissing Hanayo, causing the latter to blush. Nico deadpanned, not in the mood to think of a comeback.

"This is the last one… Hmph, I was expecting something weird from you Maki-chan…"

"W-What do you mean by that?"

"Uh… Like a scalpel covered in blood?"

"… You watch too much horror movies…"

"Oh, it seems that you've left Umi's gift. We've to go then. See you soon Nico." Eli suddenly mentioned, starting to stand up and left the living room. The rest of the women followed suit, leaving Nico and an unopened present in the living room.

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"They've left huh… I wonder what's so special about Umi-chan's present…" Nico said to herself before opening the box.

"Happy birthday Nico, I actually have two presents to give you." Umi said as she stood out from the blue box, completely naked save for a pink scarf. "The first one is this pink scarf wrapped around my neck." She continued, handing the scarf to Nico.

"The second one is…?" Nico asked, adverting her gaze from her girlfriend's well-toned body.

"My body is your second gift my dear Nico…" Umi said sultrily, forcing Nico to face her. "Besides, I didn't give you a good lesson two days ago… Shall we start?" Umi asked, making Nico gulp as the literature teacher approached her, tackling the younger girl.

"I'll make sure you won't get up tomorrow." Umi whispered before eating Nico to her heart's content.

The next day, Nico will wake up with a very sore back and weak legs.

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I can't write sex scenes as I'm too embarrassed to explicitly write one. However, this fan fiction's rated M as it hints sexual content. Anyway, when Alisa says 'sestra', it actually means 'sister' in Russian. Unfortunately, my keyboard doesn't have the Russian layout, so I could only type it on how it sounds like. To the Russian readers out there, sorry for ruining your language. Lastly, I'm sorry for making you guys read this, reviews and criticisms are welcomed.