Rin: Yahoo! We're back nya!

Maki: Hmph, Candus98 I appreciate your reassurance but knowing Talisman-san, disastrous things can happen...

Maki, you should really learn how to shut up at times. By the way, why are you two dressed in those costumes?

Nozomi: Oh my, Enya-chan doesn't know that today's Halloween?

I do, but it's not like it's a holiday in Singapore... I still have to go back for supplementary lessons.

Eli: Well, since you're now free why don't you join us?

Not you too... Whatever, I'll write this chapter first then join you guys.

Rin: Yay! Rin wants to say that Enya-chan doesn't own Love Live at all nya!

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"Haa... This is so tiring..." Umi sighed, sitting in the middle of the classroom waiting for parents to arrive. It was 4.00 pm and currently waiting for Eli's mother to arrive. Nico and Nozomi were beside her, acting as her helpers for menial tasks.

"I totally agree..." Nico agreed, fanning herself with a book.

"Nicocchi, could you do me a favour? This is a list of books I want you to help me pick up from the library..." Nozomi said while handing Nico a piece of paper.

"Sure but why now?" Nico asked, wanting to spend as little energy as possible.

"Those books may come in handy should Elichi's mother wants to know how she helped others..." Nozomi trailed off, wanting Nico to get the hint. Luckily, Nico did get the hint and ran off to collect the books.

"Speak of the devil..." Umi murmured, noticing that Eli and her mother had entered the classroom. She decided to put on a weary smile before asking Eli's mother what she wanted to hear. To her surprise, she asked the weirdest question she has heard that afternoon.

"Is my daughter in a relationship with anyone of the same sex?"

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"Let's see... Loveless World, Cutie Panther and Pure Love Lens? How the heck is this going to be useful in helping Eli-chan?! Whatever, I better get back to Umi-chan and Nozomi-chan soon..." Nico said while reading the titles of the books Nozomi wanted. As she approached the classroom, she heard an unfamiliar voice speaking to Umi.

"Are you sure that you are not aware of the possibility that Eli may be in a relationship?"

"Absolutely. Even if she is currently in a relationship, Ayase's grades are perfect and is well-liked by her classmates."

"I see..." Eli's mother glanced at her daughter before turning back to Umi. Nico took this opportunity to enter the classroom and to walk over to Nozomi's left.

"Here." Nico whispered, silently passing the books to Nozomi.

"Thanks, let's help Elichi out." Nozomi whispered back before getting Eli's and her mother's attention.

"As what Sonoda-sensei had said, Ayase is also a very kind person as she recommended these books to help me in my literature!" Nozomi said, handing the three books to Eli's mother.

"W-What Tojo said was correct. Her grades has increased dramatically after reading those books!" Umi quipped, her voice going an octave higher. She was horrified when she saw that the books were all R18, deeming it as unacceptable in the half-Russian's eyes.

"Really? Let's see the content then..." The mother said, not once believing Nozomi or Umi. Both Eli and Umi gulped, not understanding Nozomi's train of thoughts.

'Damn it... Nozomi, you're so going to be in big trouble...' Was what Umi and Eli thought before Eli's mother silently read through the books.

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'"I'll catch you!" Kami muttered to herself as Kino walked past.' The mother read, slightly confused on why one of the characters wanted to catch the second character. Deciding to dive straight into the plot, she flipped to the middle, only to be met with more confusion. '"You're pretty cold but hey, I still love you all the same." Lie murmured in Kino's ear, eliciting a blush from the petite girl.' Was what she read before deciding to flip to the ending. What she saw at the end made her flare up instantly.

"Kami and Kino are together in bed while Lie ends up bedding Mizono?! Okay Eli, explain to me! Explain to me why you allowed your classmate to read such an adult book! Plus, that was a forbidden love wasn't it?!" Eli's mother shouted, embarrassed that she had seen such a book. Nozomi noted down that she had gotten unusually embarrassed after reading the contents despite not having any direct adult references.

"M-Mama, there's still two more..." Eli said, starting to cower under her mother's rage.

"Fine, two more chances then." Her mother replied before picking up the next book, Loveless World. '"I'm sorry, I want you to remember me... But, would it be better if you didn't?" Kohano asked while gazing at the full moon.' She took one look at the opening sentence and decided to simply skip to the end of the book.

"I've a really bad feeling about this Nozomi..." Umi whispered to the purple-haired student beside her.

"The forbidden flame will never go out, no matter how much I try to freeze it... However, I've to say goodbye before I depart... Depart to the land of sorrow..." Eli's mother said before closing the book. "Eli, you left one more chance." She continued, not bothering to face Eli as she picked up the last book.

"Hey Nozomi-chan, this is not working..." Nico said, worried about her friend's fate.

"I can see that, which is why I've a last resort..." Nozomi responded, smirking slightly as Eli's mother read 'Pure Love Lens'.

"I hope your last resort is indeed a last ditch effort... Cause Eli lost her last chance." Umi, Nozomi and Nico turned their attention to Eli's mother, who was clearly bordering between rage and calmness.

"Oh! My last ditch effort is... THIS!" Nozomi casually said before pouncing on her, groping her breasts as tightly as possible.

"Kyah! Y-You p-pervert!"

"Excuse me... Is this Nozomi Tojo's classroom?" A high pitched voice broke the chaos in the classroom. "Ah! Nozomi! I'm here for the parent-teacher meet...ing..." She continued before stopping when she noticed Eli's mother.

"Cert poberi... Mizono-san, why are you here? More importantly, why did you write THAT book?!"

"Come on... Lie, you really need to loosen up..." This shocked everyone but the two parents.

"EH?!"

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"Basically, you're not accepting of homosexuals because of Nozomi's mother?" Eli asked, eyes widening with surprise.

"Haa... That's right, I mean who would accept someone I had sex with...?" Lie said, embarrassed that her secret has been found out.

"Lie, just admit it... Both of us know that you actually fell for lil' old me~" Mizono crooned while placing her hands directly on top of Lie's breasts.

"Watch it. I just got myself groped by your daughter and unless you seriously don't want me to date you, get your mitts off me. Honestly, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to me..." Lie warned, glaring at Mizono all this while.

"Yep yep, the worst thing besides being named a Chinese name despite not having Chinese blood in you." Mizono said. Before Lie could even retort, she was cut off by someone else.

"Uh... Sorry to interrupt your lovers' quarrel but can I leave? I really have to get home to cook dinner." Umi said, not wanting to play the straight man in the messed up conversation. "Nico, let's go. Oh by the way Lie Ayase, I lied. Another thing, Alisa's dating her teacher. To Mizono Tojo, Nozomi's dating the school nurse." Umi said before carrying Nico bridal style and fleeing the scene.

"Umi-chan, why did you say that?" Nico asked, half expecting Lie, Eli and maybe Maki to chase after them. None of the people mentioned appeared to chase them, enabling Nico to heave a sigh of relief.

"I'm tired and hungry. Let's get back and have a shower later okay?" Umi replied, picking up speed as she ran. Nico happily nodded and snuggled closer towards Umi as they went back to Umi's residence. Meanwhile, Maki got an unexpected text from Nozomi as it was unusual for Nozomi to text.

"Come to my classroom, I want to introduce you to my mother? Oh shoot... Why must Nozomi-chan make my life this difficult?" Maki sighed before leaving her office to meet Mizono and Nozomi. In Akihabara, Tsubasa got a message from Eli. However, unlike Maki's received text, the text she received sent shivers down Tsubasa's spine.

'Tsubasa Kira, you're dead when I see you at the place you work at tomorrow. From Lie Ayase, mother of Eli Ayase.'

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Tsubasa: Talisman! Help me!

What the hell... Look, Lie's not going to kill you.

Lie: Yes I am. She seduced my daughter. *Takes out a revolver*

Mizono: No way I'm letting you commit a crime! *Knocks revolver out of Lie's hand*

Eli: Haa... Talisman-san, you weren't kidding about the trouble part.

Is it that bad compared to dark places?

Eli: Yeah... So Mama and Nozomi's mother are your OCs?

I guess? I just created names for them as it's too long to call Lie 'Eli's mother' or simply 'she'.

Kotori: Enya-chan! Please wear this! Once you're done we can head to the Halloween party!

*Puts on Halloween costume* Let's go then.

Rin: Alright nya! *Leaves the mysterious area with everyone and I*

Lie: ... You know... When she said 'everyone', she meant Muse right...?

Mizono: Come on, let's help her out! Reviews are wanted by me!

Lie: Also, the story characters' names are all anagrams. See if you can unscramble them. Well, that's that. Do svidania. (Good bye)

Mizono: See ya!