This is Space Dandy, a show about a regulate Dandy's space adventures, in space! (1)
Wait what, next chapter here we go!
Omega cowboys- Geoff, Bridgette, DJ
Vito Jerseys- Justin, Anne Maria, Eva, Staci
Charley Horses- Dawn, Harold, Brick, LeShawna
Total drama redemption in action... (in space) (1)
Blainley was relaxing at sunset getting a peticure from one of the interns.
"Last time on Total Drama," she yawned as the camera flashed to show earlier events.
"It was a trip, (did someone say trip?) to the west.". (Shows Eva on the mechanical bull and Geoff firing a water gun at a plastic duck)
"Eva had her time of the month," (Shows Eva barking at Anne Maria at breakfast)
"DJ had a break down". (DJ crying with water gun in hands)
"In the tie breaker, Beverly was sent to the lame-o-sine!" (Beverly huffs walking to the limo)
The camera then showed the intern finished her job on Blainley. The new hostess looked at the work done. "Wrong color, do it again," she shouted. She then stared at the camera.
"Get ready for redemption in space," Blainley said as the theme song began.
At breakfast the next morning, the camera went to the Omega Cowboys table first. Geoff and Bridgette were doing the same old make out session, while DJ was crying and picking at his eggs.
Confession- "You know, if I wasn't busy with Bridgette, I would help DJ," Geoff said.
Confession- "You know, if I wasn't busy with Geoff, I would help DJ," Bridgette said.
Confession- DJ was crying his eyes out. "No one gives a damn about me," he said. He paused then shouted,"Sorry Momma!"
At the Vito Jerseys, Eva huffed finishing her eggs. Justin smiled at the jockette.
"Hey muscle girl, great job yesterday," Justin shined at her.
Eva said,"Whatever, thanks." She then went back to her food.
"What are you dping," Staci whispered to Justin.
"Getting on Eva's good side, for now," Justin replied.
"Whatever floats your boats," Anne Maria said.
Lastly at the Charley Horses, "Alright team, if we are going to, ahem, lose this challenge, we need to stick together," LeShawna.
"We have nothing to worry about," Dawn said.
"That's right women," Brick stated.
"We got this guys," Harold commented.
Blainley walked in saying, "This time, we are going to space! Follow me."
All 11 stood up and followed the hostess outside the crafts service tent. They quickly arrived at set number 51.
They noticed it was the same set of 2008: A space Owen. Instead it was empty, but for the three boxes of supplies.
"This challenge is to build a rocket that is use able," Blainley said.
"Damn, we could have used B in this," Geoff shouted.
"Sucks to be you," Anne Maria laughed.
"You have one hour, starting now," Blainley said starting the clock.
The teams rushed to their box of supplies.
LeShawna glanced through the box then looked at her team. "Any ideas? Brick or Harold," she asked.
"Um, well these are the exhaust tanks," Harold said picking up the containers and a can of fuel.
Brick picked up four round white pieces. "These look like the walls of the rocket," Brick said.
Meanwhile at team Vito Jerseys, Staci smiled as Eva and Anne Maria dug through the box of supplies.
"My great-grandfather Neil was the first man on the moon," Staci shinned. (2)
"Yeah, no," Justin said.
Anne Maria looked at the wing parts in her hand.
"Looks like the wings," Anne Maria said.
Lastly the Omega Cowboys had three piles of parts, by shape and color.
"Here's another part for the wing," DJ said placing it down.
Geoff looked back in the box. "OK, that's everything, let's get building," Geoff said.
DJ picked up the exhaust house and started to hammer it together as he sighed.
"Seriously dude, what's your problem," Geoff asked him.
"I'm fine," DJ barked working on his rocket.
Confession- DJ is trying to hold back tears. A tear drops, and he quickly whips it off with a sleeve.
Brick was hammering the wings together, when his hand got in the way.
"Doh," he shouted dropping the hammer. He looked at his fractured left hand.
He gone up to LeShawna with it saying,"Houston, we have a problem."
"Are you fucking serious," LeShawna shouted.
After a quick break, everyone's rocket were made.
Blainley looked at each rocket.
"I will need a volunteer from each team to ride their rocket, and see if its use able. Best condition wins" she said.
DJ saw Geoff and Bridgette holding hands. He sighed before raising his hand. "I will do it," he said.
Geoff and Bridgette gasped as Blainley laughed. "OK, get in your rocket," the hostess said.
Confession- "Did DJ just volunteer," Geoff said in awe.
DJ huffed as he went inside the rocket. He rushed towards the control panels. "Um, is it this button," he said pressing a black button. It did nothing, until he saw a level that indicated up or down. He switched it to up and the rocket slowly moved upwards.
The rocket reached like over 9000 meters in the air, before DJ sighed. "OK, that's enough," he said pulling the lever to the down place. The rocket then make a smooth landing.
DJ sobbed coming out of the rocket.
"Gosh," Harold said.
Geoff and Bridgette weren't paying attention, due to their make out scene. DJ looked mad a little at them.
Dawn eyed DJ for a while before gasping.
Confession- "Wow, DJ is depressed," Dawn said. "I need to look more in his aura to find out why," she finished slamming her left fist on the table.
"OK, whose up for the Vito Jerseys," Blainley said.
"I'll do it," Staci sang heading inside her rocket.
"Why is she doing this," Anne Maria said.
Justin stared into her eyes, making her hypnotized. "Give her a chance," Justin said.
"OK," Anne Maria gushed. Eva shook her head.
Confession- "Is he really doing the same old trick," Eva questioned. "I'm not falling for it," she shouted.
Staci smiled at the controls on the rocket. "To infinity and beyond," Staci shouted hitting a flashing red button. (3)
The rocket then suddenly exploded leaving only Staci, who was covered in dust. She coughed a bit, before giggling.
"What," Anne Maria and Eva shouted.
Justin helped Staci up and motioned her away. He was whispering to Staci in the background.
Blainley then looked at team Charley horses. "OK, you guys are next," Blainley said.
"I'll do it for Canada," Brick saluted. He still had his left arm broken.
"Sure whatever," LeShawna said.
"I could fly that rocket, too, you know," Harold bragged.
"Just let Brick do it honey," LeShawna said rolling her eyes.
Brick stomped into the rocket and scanned the controls. Brick pressed the black button and moved the lever to the up position.
The rocket started to slowly move up. "This isn't so bad," Brick said.
When the rocket was high up in the air, Brick reached for the lever again. When he moved it to the down position, the lever broke in his hands.
"Oh shit," Brick said looking at his hand.
The rocket slammed to the ground, making the rocket fall apart.
"I told you guys, we needed more duck tape," Harold said at the rubble.
Brick walked back over to his team, now with his left arm fixed.
"Second place will have to do," LeShawna said.
"Alright, so the Vito Jerseys must send someone home tonight. Omega Cowboys gets to watch the movies, and Charley Horses will watch the jerseys send someone packing," Blainley said.
Blainley, the Charley horses and the omega cowboys left the studio.
Justin was talking to Staci.
"Look we need to get rid of Eva," Justin stated.
"Yeah, but how," Staci asked.
"We can't settle on a tie breaker, so how about we make Eva mad at Anne Maria," Justin said.
Staci thought for a moment. She looked at Anne Maria casually sprayed her hair. Staci snapped her fingers while smiling.
"Or, we make Anne Maria mad at Eva, by taking her spray can and blaming it on Eva," Staci said.
"That's a good idea," Justin smiled.
After a commercial, the coconut ceremony music started. Blainley was on the stage with 3 guilded Coconuts. Justin and Staci sat behind Eva and Anne Maria.
Geoff, Bridgette and DJ entered the local theater that was showing,"Starship troopers".
The Charley horses were on the bleachers watching the ceremony.
"Do it now," Staci whispered to Justin.
Justin nodded as he quickly stuck his hand in Anne Maria's hair and pulled out her tanning spray.
"Get out your I phones and use the voting app now," Blainley shouted. Justin then skillfully threw the tanning spray at Eva's feet.
Eva clicked on Staci, casting her vote.
"OK, now," Justin said as he clicked on Eva. Staci soon followed.
Anne Maria was about to click on Staci, when she saw her tan spray by Eva's feet.
She stood up and shouted,"You pale ass bitch! You stole my tanning spray!"
Anne Maria then slammed her pointer finger on Eva's picture.
Eva growled standing up,"I haven't got the slightest idea of what you're talking about," Eva barked back.
Justin and Staci laughed at the two fight. The Charley horses were a bit confused.
"This is a bit awkward," Harold commented.
Dawn shook her head 'no'. "Something isn't right here," Dawn whispered.
Blainley looked at her iPhone. "The first two coconuts go to Justin and Anne Maria," she said throwing them.
Justin caught his as Anne Maria's just went over her head.
"I had enough," Eva shouted throwing a punch.
Anne Maria then fell backwards and fainted on the spot.
"The last one safe is, Staci," Blainley said throwing the coconut to Staci
"What just happened," Brick said from the sidelines.
"Shit happened," LeShawna huffed.
Two interns came on-screen with football armor. They pulled Eva down the red carpet and into the lame-o-sine. It quickly zoomed away.
Blainley faced the camera. "Well that escalated quickly. Tune in next time for more redemption in action," she said.
On the next total drama.., (insert Duperghoul announcing)
Shows Dawn walking up to a crying DJ. (Not this again.)
Shows Anne Maria with a black eye and Brick once again with his left arm fractured. (What's wrong with them?)
Harold was shown twirling around some nun-chucks (oh, this should be good!
Shows DJ nervously taking to someone (huh?)
"The one, eliminated is," Blainley said at the coconut ceremony. (Set who next time!)
On redemption in action!
OK, here are the references.
1: Space Dandy theme song
2: Neil Armstrong, first manon the moon
3: Buzz Lightyear, space ranger
