Eli: We're back huh?

Hey... Don't make it sound like a chore...

Lie: Well I had it rough last night...

I see...

Tsubasa: Last night sure was boring!

Wait a minute. I thought Nozomi or Maki will cut in around here...?

Eli: About that... They went ahead to prepare for Halloween... Actually, all of them went ahead...

That's too fast...

Lie: Mizono, Kami, Toriko and Miu went on ahead too. So for now it's just us.

Well then, let's wrap this up. I don't own any of the Love Live characters. *Leaves mysterious room*

Eli: Are you sure that it's a good idea to not tell her?

Tsubasa: Affirmative, she'll freak out if she know what they are planning...

Lie: Let's just start...

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"Ready to go Nico?" A somewhat female frankenstein asked.

"Give me a few more seconds and... Alright! Umi-chan let's go!" A vampire replied the frankenstein. Today was Halloween and the two of them are heading down to the Halloween party held at Otonokizaka. Nico was dressed up as a vampire with the suit she used the day before. A red cape and fake teeth completed her vampire get up as she walked towards the school with her lover. Umi was dressed in a tattered uniform, her limbs covered with lines to symbolise threads. Part of her face was also covered with these lines and her right side of the forehead was marred with three silver studs.

"How do I look?"

"Sickly green if that's what you meant."

"Great! You actually look cool in that outfit..."

"I think that's a sarcastic remark... Ah, we're here already." At the school gate, the two of them spotted Eli, Nozomi and Tsubasa waiting for them.

"You guys finally arrived! As punishment, I'll have to give both of you a Halloween breast rub!" A jiang shi spoke, flexing her hands with glee.

"No way in hell I'm gonna let you do that! By the way, what ARE you?!" Nico asked, unsure what her breast loving friend was.

"A Chinese vampire. Unlike the normal jiang shis, I love breasts!" The jiang shi declared before pouncing on Nico.

"Hey Nozomi, stop it." A pirate said, motioning Nozomi to stop groping Nico's breasts.

"Aw... Elichi's a spoilsport..." Nozomi pouted. The pirate, Eli, was dressed in a revealing top that reveals the abdomen area and much of her cleavage. Her right eye was covered by a black eyepatch and had a cutlass hanging around the left hip area. In comparison, Nozomi was wearing a traditional Chinese attire with bead necklaces hanging around her neck. She was also wearing a hat that most jiang shis would wear with a charm that completed her look.

"Haa... Can we just go inside? I'm really cold..." A werewolf sighed, shivering due to the cold weather.

"Kira-san, are you by any chance a werewolf?" Umi asked, noticing the ears on top of Tsubasa's head.

"Yeah, wolf ears, wolf tail and ripped clothing equals to werewolf material... According to boss's lover at least..."

"You mean to say that Honoka-chan actually said that?!"

"Hey! Sorry that we're late!" A zombie said before crashing into Nico. The rest of the group of friends trailed behind the energetic leader.

"... Honoka, you are seriously not appetising to Nico."

"Am I now? Anyway, let's go in!" Honoka dragged Nico into the school while the rest chatted among themselves while following Honoka's lead.

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"Hey hey Maki-chan, ever shipped yourself with Rin-chan?" Kotori asked, eyes shining with a strange excitement. Maki choked on the spot before replying the grey haired woman.

"Seriously?! Ships AGAIN?! You still remember the disastrous train ride that you indirectly caused right?!" Maki exclaimed, not wanting to remember what had happened a while back. Kotori simply chuckled before returning to her question.

"Well... If you didn't react so strongly that day, you guys wouldn't be on the headlines right? Anyway, my question still stands."

"Fine, yes I did and yes she's hot if you want to ask. Now can we please drop this topic?"

"Okay Maki-chan!" Kotori beamed at her before checking the school's newly decorated surroundings. Jack-o-laterns were placed at every staircase in the school, cute cut-out ghosts were pasted at different corners and not to mention that some classes were chosen to host different events for visitors.

"Speaking of which... Kotori-chan, what are you dressed up as?"

"Me? I'm a witch! What about Maki-chan?"

"I'm an oni... Hanayo-chan's a mummy, Honoka-chan's a western zombie but I've no idea what the heck is Rin-chan dressed up as..."

"I'm a demon cat girl nya! Rather, what is Nozomi-chan dressed up as nya?" The three women glanced at Nozomi's attire and started speculating, some ideas being extremely hurting.

"A breast loving demon?"

"Kotori-chan, I seriously doubt that it'll be this simple... I think she's a goddess of fortune..."

"Maki-chan's idea is stupid nya~ Nozomi-chan's definitely a Chinese groper nya!"

"No no, Rin-chan's wrong! Nozomi-chan's most likely a rapist!

"It's you who got it wrong Kotori-chan, Nozomi-chan is clearly a breast loving alien who dresses as a young woman from ancient China and the charm is what maintains her appearance!"

"Oh my, is this what you think I am?" The three of them spun around only to find Nozomi pouting at them. "Demon, groper, rapist and even an alien... Who do you exactly think I am?!" With that being said, Nozomi ran off.

"Maki-chan... Go after her nya..."

"I know that!" Maki immediately followed Nozomi, leaving the two women behind.

"Ah Kotori, have you seem Nozomi and Maki? We want all if us to enter the 'Yuri Haunted House' together..."

"Umi-chan... What is Nozomi dressed up as?

"A... breast loving jiang shi if I remembered it right... Why?"

"Because Maki-chan may never get to marry Nozomi-chan in this rate nya!" Umi stared at the sobbing duo while wondering what had happened when they separated.

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"Maki-chan's an idiot! I'm not that perverse..." Nozomi said, brushing off any tears threatening to fall. Currently, she's hiding near the 'Yuri Haunted House' as an attempt to hide from Maki. Unfortunately for her, she was easily spotted by Maki.

"Nozomi-chan, are you mad?" Maki asked, slowly walking towards Nozomi.

"I don't wish to speak to you nor hear you..." Nozomi said before distancing herself away from the red-haired school nurse.

"Well I don't care either way." Maki lunged forward, capturing Nozomi under her tight embrace.

"Let me go!"

"Not until you hear me out! What I said back then was extremely hurting and I'm aware of that. However, I truly regret my words back then. I understand if you hate me right now and I'm willing to accept that you don't want to see me again but please accept my apologies!"

"Silly Maki-chan, I don't hate you..." Nozomi grasped Maki's waist and pulled it towards her, bringing them closer. "Wanna go inside the haunted house together? It's supposed to bring us together..."

"Not sure what that means but sure why not?" The two of them went hand in hand, steeling themselves for what may spring out on them.

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"Heh heh... Who would be our first victim?"

"Apparently it'll be your daughter Mizono..."

"Not forgetting mine!"

"Uh... Explain to me why am I here when I'm supposed to be surveying the school?"

"Whatever. They're approaching..." The other four mothers nodded at Miu's warning before getting back into position.

"W-Woah... The students sure made this pretty well..."

"You're not scared are you Maki-chan?"

"N-No... At least I fare better than Eli-chan!" As soon as Maki finished her sentence, a creepy voice crackled through the broadcasting system.

"Yuki-chan... Where are you...? If you don't come out I'll have to find you..."

"T-That sounds like Alisa-chan... H-Hey Nozomi-chan, let's go... We can still see the entrance and the light outside..." Maki stuttered, body starting to tremble with fear.

"Well... I'm not one to back down from a scary experience but since you're in this state, I'll make this an exception." Nozomi said, her voice having traces of disappointment but mostly concern. But before they could even exit, the door suddenly locked itself, making it no way for them to leave.

"Yuki-chan... Are you leaving so soon...? The game has just started you know... HAHAHAHAHA!" Maniac laughing boomed throughout the whole haunted house, scaring the wits out of Maki.

"AAAAAHHH! Don't kill us!"

"Maki-chan, calm down. This is all a trick to make you panic and fall deeper in their trap!"

"Sniff... R-Really...?"

"Yup, let's go." Nozomi tightened her grip on Maki's hand, soothing Maki's nerves. However, someone had caused the grip to be broken.

"Mama... Mama..." Toriko chanted, her hands trying to pry open Nozomi's pincer-like grip.

"GYAAAAH! IT'S A DOLL! DIE DIE DIE!" Maki screamed, using her feet to smash the 'doll'. Toriko, who didn't want to suffer any more stamping from her employee, released her grip on Nozomi's hand and stopped moving.

"Hmm... She's trying to pull me in... I think I like this haunted house!" Nozomi chirped, looking sympathetically at Toriko. The two of them moved on while some of the scarers worried about their fate.

"Toriko-chan... Let us mourn her passing..."

"Kami, shut it. It's going to be her turn..." Lie turned her head towards a pair of gleaming green eyes, a smirk barely noticeable on the figure's face. The figure slowly disappeared into the darkness, leaving Kami, Toriko and Lie behind.

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"N-Nozomi-chan... I'm scared..."

"Don't worry! It's going to be al-"

"H-Hey... C-Continue your sentence..."

"Whatever you do, don't open your eyes till I say so."

"E-Eh?" Despite her confusion, Maki obeyed her lover. Unbeknownst to Maki, the figure was actually trailing the two of them.

"Alright Maki, when I say 'now', charge forward as fast and hard as you can." Nozomi turned Maki around so that she was facing the opposite way. "Wait for it... NOW!" At Nozomi's command, Maki charged forward, hitting the figure at full strength. The figure grunted before collapsing on to the ground. Maki slowly opened her eyes to see a figure writhing in pain.

"T-This is scary..."

"Don't worry... Nothing extremely scary will come out... I hope..."

"Yuki-chan... Do you like it rough...? I'll go harder on you... Wait for me..." By this time Maki was completely freaking out as the voice seemed to appear every time they defeated a scarer.

"I think that this ghost is in a sexual relationship with Yuki-chan..."

"N-Nozomi-chan! Now's not the time to say this! We need to keep moving!" Maki grasped on to Nozomi's hand before pressing on, unaware of the horrors to come.

"Aw man... I thought Mizono will spook my daughter out for sure!"

"That's only applicable to my daughter..."

"Whatever, Kami?"

"Yeah yeah I'm on it..."

XXXXXX

Meanwhile at the broadcasting room, two women were staring intently at a screen that depicted Maki and Nozomi.

"Do you think they'll make it past Sonoda-san?"

"I doubt it... Even if they do, my mother will be there to stop them!"

"If they do?"

"Calm down Kosaka-sensei, if Nishikino-san's down you'll do what you have to do!"

"Hmm... Alright then... By the way Alisa, don't start calling me 'sensei' now... It's embarrassing..."

"Heh heh... Sorry sorry! Forgive me Yuki-chan?"

"That's much better..." Yukiho leaned in to give Alisa a peck on the cheek, the two of them not bothering to monitor the screen that was displaying Maki crying with Nozomi comforting her.

XXXXXX

Maki: Waaaaaah! Talisman-san, stop it! *Smacks me continuously*

H-Hey, stop it! Damn it, my shoulder hurts...

Kotori: Hey Enya-chan, can we give you something?

Uh... Sure? What's the occasion? My birthday's like exactly two months ago (8 September)

Rin: Well... All of us are grateful when you let us stay despite us barging in nya!

Umi: We've also noticed that you are quite lonely when we're showing... affection to our loved ones...

Oh just get to it! What did you guys want to give me?

?: They want to give you me...

... What the heck?!

All: It was Kotori's idea! *Points at Kotori*

Kotori: Eep! Please don't throw me out Enya-chan!

Okay then... Who the heck is this girl then?

?: You can call me grim reaper.

Okay then... Grim reaper, how the heck do they find you? Also, aren't you the least bothered by this?!

Grim reaper: Halloween nonsense and they kidnapped me. Also, I'm highly bothered with the fact that a particular grey-haired mortal wishes for us to get laid... *Glances at Kotori*

Haa... Fine, so long you don't attempt to kill me in anyway I'll let you stay. Anyway, do you have a proper name?

Nico: She doesn't have one nico! You give her one!

So that means I can end off once. I give her a name right? Okay then... Hey grim reaper, you're now Airin Evighet. Alrighty, that's done so can I go?

Eli: Yup, see you later...

Airin: Can I kill that grey-haired mortal...?

Hell no. I'm leaving, you'll stay here to interact with the others and help me with this fan fiction. *Leaves mysterious room*

Rin: Yup! I'll teach you everything to know nya~"

Airin: Get lost. *Points scythe at Rin*

Nico: Ah! Let's just go!

Rin: Airin-chan~ Tell the readers to review and sign off nya~

Airin: Tch... All of the readers out there, review it before I slice you down!

Tsubasa: Oh well... See you next time!