Airin: GRAAAHH! WHAT IN F*CK'S NAME DO YOU MEAN BY LOVER?!
Nico: Uwah... She's furious!
At least the guest commented on your horrendous attitude. Seriously, get a grip!
Maki: And as usual, readers don't know where's the story's direction! We've been through this and yet you're not doing anything!
Nozomi: Don't worry, I'm sure she'll find her way.
Toriko: Talisman-san? Is it possible if we don't continue with the haunted house plot?
No can do. I can put some focus on the others if that helps you...
Airin: Tch! If you don't like it, don't read it! *Starts crying*
Kotori! What the hell?! What the heck am I supposed to do?!
Kotori: Comfort her of course! Go on!
Damn it, I'll settle Airin later. Anyway, I don't own Love Live!
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"Hey guys, where exactly are those two?" This statement from Honoka sent Rin crying again.
"Sniff... It's all Rin's fault nya! Rin asked what was Nozomi's costume and... and... WAAAAAHH!" Hanayo tried her best to comfort her cat-like lover to no avail. Nico simply sighed and drew Eli's cutlass and pointed at the sniveling Rin.
"Get a grip you wimp. Honestly, I wonder at times whether you're an adult or not! That goes for you boss." The two women shuddered at the younger girl's hurtful remark.
"Well... I'm sure if Nozomi was here she would tell us not to worry!" Eli laughed a little, hoping that it'll lighten the depressing atmosphere settling among the eight of them.
"Maki would probably not want us to worry too..." Umi said, adding relief to the heavy atmosphere.
"You're right! Let's go and find them shall we?" Hanayo concluded, feeling brave all of a sudden. However, her brave front shattered instantly when a bloodcurdling scream echoed throughout the building.
"Eep! Maki-chan!" Kotori said before running off to the haunted house.
"That tsundere's giving Nico too much trouble! Let's go!" Nico spat out before following Kotori. The remaining six shrugged and ran after them, not caring what may happen to them.
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"AAAAAAAAH!"
"Maki-chan! Don't give up!" Currently, a pink haired woman with her eyes dug out approached the two of them.
"Nononono! This is exactly like Amnesia Justine version!"
"You play that game? I thought Maki-chan can't handle scary stuff?"
"Rin-chan forced me to! That was before I met you!" The woman decided that the lovers' quarrel had to stop and lunged towards Maki, grasping her tightly.
"Don't leave me... Don't leave me..." The woman's voice chanted into Maki's ear, effectively freaking her out.
"Okay b*tch! It's fine if you guys creep Maki-chan out! It's fine if you make Maki-chan cry out of fear! But nobody and I mean NOBODY seduces Maki-chan!" Nozomi fumed before taking out a shotgun and firing a few shots at the woman's left arm. Maki was released from the woman while the woman fell to the ground with a loud thud.
"Uh... Nozomi-chan? Where did you get that gun and since when you curse?"
"Hmm~ I'm telling you later! Let's go!" The two of them left the area, leaving a bloodied body on the floor.
"K-Kami? S-Say something?"
"I-I'm fine Lie... Just didn't expect that to happen..."
"Get some rest then... Miu, you know what to do."
"Got it."
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"W-What? Nishikino-san got shot?!"
"Seems that way Alisa... Oh well, nothing we can do now right?"
"Y-Yeah... Here's the microphone."
"Thanks..." While the two of them were worried about Kami, the eight women searching for Nozomi and Maki were confused.
"Is that a... gunshot?"
"If I'm not hearing things then yes it is..."
"B-But guns aren't allowed in the school!"
"Yeah nya! Ever since Maki-chan unwittingly brought one to school thinking that was a fake one nya!"
"I'm not gonna ask how she's that idiotic to not recognise one when she sees one!"
"All of you, let's just hurry and find them!"
"Alright!" With that, the eight of them split themselves into groups of two so as to cover more ground. Unknown to any of them, both Maki's and Nozomi's lives are in danger should the remaining scarers take things too far...
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"N-Nozomi-chan... How are you still enjoying this?!"
"I'm not scared easily that's why..."
"B-But still-" Maki's voice was cut off by a high pitched scream screeching from the broadcasting system.
"KYAAAAAAAH! GET AWAY! SOMEONE HELP ME!" This new addition spooked Maki out and brought some panic to Nozomi.
"Maki-chan... Do you have anything on you that could cause bodily harm to anyone?"
"E-Eh?! Y-Yeah, my scalpel. Why do you ask?"
"Cause I think that this haunted house is no longer just a game to scare people. Be careful, in games like Fatal Frame or Outcast the enemies get harder and deadlier..."
"L-Like her...?" Maki pointed a trembling finger towards a figure with dangerous slanted amber eyes. Nozomi let out a squeak before steadying her hand on the gun. Before she could even draw it, the figure swiftly knocked the gun out from Nozomi's reach, leaving her unarmed.
"Where's Mistress?"
"H-Huh? I-I've no idea what you're talking about."
"Yeah... So. Let. Us. Out!" With that, Maki took out her scalpel which she had hidden in her cleavage and swiped it at the figure. The figure took a step back, giving Maki an opportunity to drag Nozomi to another area.
"Tch... I think she slashed my left eye..." The figure muttered before using a handkerchief to ease the pain. By this point, Alisa and Lie were worried as Miu was down.
"Cert poberi... It would seem that they aren't scared of haunted houses... Well, time for me to bring the scare factor up a notch!" Maniacal laughter crackled throughout the broadcasting system, scaring not only Maki but Kotori and Honoka due to their close proximity to the broadcasting room.
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"H-Honoka-chan..."
"I-It's fine... It's probably someone from the broadcasting club playing spooky effects for Halloween!" Honoka inched closer to door, signaling to Kotori to not make a sound. Kotori nodded and within a few minutes, the door was busted open by the ginger-haired woman.
"Sister?! What in god's name are you doing here?!"
"Y-Yukiho...? Alisa-chan too! Why are you covered in blood? Wait, BLOOOOOOD?!"
"Calm down! Alisa is just dressing up as a serial killer!"
"A-Ahaha... Sorry... Honoka-chan and I thought that Alisa-chan murdered someone... By the way, why aren't you in costume?"
"I rushed from the school in order to attend the party. Can you believe that I still have to go back and give out candy to my students?!"
"Yup! Cause you're getting fat in this rate!"
"I'll kill you later... Alisa, you better go down soon to prepare."
"Okay! Thanks Yuki-chan!" Alisa gave Yukiho a peck on the cheek before running out of the room. A scream rang out from the monitor, startling Kotori.
"Yukiho-chan? What's that monitor for?"
"For the haunted house thing... Actually it's supposed to be overseen by the broadcasting club but they suddenly disappeared..."
"Ah! Is it the Yuri Haunted House? Nico-chan and I wanted to go but Maki-chan and Nozomi-chan went missing..."
"Oh? Why did th-" Yukiho was immediatley cut off but Honoka's hand as she was desperately trying to prevent Kotori from crying again.
"A-Anyway! Who are the lucky women in the haunted house?"
"A doctor and a... fortune teller from what I heard?" Yukiho looked away, not wanting to reveal that Maki and Nozomi are in the haunted house, much less tell them that they were facing very real danger in that haunted house.
"Wah... It's just like the manga I told you about Honoka-chan!"
"Please don't corrupt my sister's pure mind..."
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"Don't worry... I think we're going to make it out alive..."
"Maki-chan? Next time, let's go on an amusement date! Haunted houses are rather sketchy now..."
"Well well... I'll give you a date that you won't forget!" The two of them turned towards the direction of the new voice, but was instead met with cold blue eyes. Maki could faintly make out the shape of a revolver in the figure's hand.
"W-Who are you?! Shouldn't this be a haunted house?! The earlier stages were normal but I think you guys are going too far!"
"If you guys acted lovey dovey earlier, I won't have to resort to this..."
"Maki-chan? Are you... scared?"
"W-What do you think?"
"If you are... I can give you a special jiang shi charm!" As soon as Nozomi finished her sentence, she kissed Maki deeply. The figure dropped her revolver and took a step back. Maki took this opportunity to punch the figure, successfully knocking the figure out. Nozomi picked up the revolver before happily hugging Maki.
"Uh... Nozomi-chan? We're not at the exit yet..."
"Yuki-chan...?"
"Must you come disturb my time with Maki-chan?" This time, what was standing before them was clearly visible.
"A-Alisa-chan?! Why are you covered like that?!" Alisa took this chance to slowly approach them, a sick sadistic smile plastered on her face as she waved her rusted knife dangerously.
"Get away from Yuki-chan you vampire..." Nozomi did what she was told, allowing Maki to be embraced by Alisa.
"Uh... Help?" Maki shot Nozomi a pleading look before tapping on the girl's shoulder.
"Ten X-Rated shots of your girlfriend if you let her go."
"Deal! Ah... Finally I can go home and bathe!" Maki stood there stunned at what had happened.
"What the hell? You're seriously going to let us go?!"
"Actually, at first I wasn't but after seeing what you did to them I decided to do otherwise..." Alisa pointed to a corner where Maki and Nozomi saw five women in a corner.
"Maki! Nozomi! Finally!" Umi exclaimed after opening the haunted house's back door.
"What happened to your mothers?!" Nico panicked, seeing Kami and Miu having blood on their clothes.
"Let's close the line first..." Alisa said before holding up a 'Closed' sign.
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"Basically... You guys are running the haunted house?"
"Yep. And I never expected Nishikino-san to react so... strongly... I mean, who would cut someone in a haunted house?"
"Mother... If you didn't take it too far, Maki would have never slashed your left eye."
"Umi-chan? Shouldn't we send them to a hospital first? Mom's head is full of bruises and Maki-chan's mother has shots all over her left arm..."
"Ahaha! Don't worry! We'll live, plus I'm a doctor you know... You girls should enjoy yourself!" Umi and Kotori looked at their mothers, unsure whether to listen to Kami's insistence. They decided to let them be as the rest all disappeared to do different things.
"I'm going to give Honoka-chan a call to find her location! Umi-chan, maybe you should go find Nico-chan?" Kotori suggested, taking out her hand phone to contact Honoka. Umi, seeing that there was nothing for her to do except to search for Nico, decided to look for her girlfriend. As she did so, she noticed that there was a book on the floor. Umi assumed that it was the school library's book as there was a lack of a price tag.
"Huh... I wonder what's the title of this book? Let's see... 'Tokyo Guide, Doctor and A Cliche Romance'? I have no doubt that this will be sketchy but..." Umi muttered to herself before skimming through the pages.
"Umi-chan! Nico managed to get some Halloween candy! Want some?" Nico shouted across the corridor, not caring the slightest about disturbing the other visitors.
"Oh uh sure? Hey Nico, when we get back let's read this book together."
"Book? Oh, the one in your hand. Well, now's midnight and a vampire's gotta escort a lovely frankenstein home!"
"Charming. Let's go, I'm sure they won't mind our departure." With that sentence, Nico brought Umi back to her own house and before they could start reading the book, Nico had an idea.
"Hey Umi-chan, why don't we read the book together with the others?"
"Good idea, this book happens to talk about us in an alternate universe!"
"Alright! Nico will call everyone tomorrow for a sleepover reading session!"
"So... Sleep?"
"Yeah! Oh man, Nico can't wait for tomorrow!"
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Maki: What in the world are you writing?!
Miu: Hmm... Killing those two huh? Not bad...
Lie: Cert poberi! Miu, keep your hands off them!
Airin: Hmph. The only person who can get to kill those two mortals is me.
Yeah, says the person who cried so hard cause you don't have a hug earlier...
Airin: H-HEY! You promised not to tell!
If you want to get more hugs from me, do as I say!
Umi: That's blackmail Talisman-san.
I don't give a damn about that. She's pretty cuddly for someone in charge of death...
Airin: SHUT UP! Review this chapter, or else...
Rin: Or else what nya?
Airin: Or else I don't receive anymore cuddles from Enya...
I'm totally speechless... Whatever, you guys just listen to Airin!
Maki: So that Talisman-san can let us go...
Eli: Maki, don't be disheartened... Anyway, goodbye everyone!
All: Bye!
