Lie: I-Is Mizono here? I've been running away from her all night!
No she isn't. She's still acting like Belarus?
Lie: Actually she's currently acting like Prussia, saying that all of my vital regions belong to her...
I'll tell her to stop watching H*t*lia.
Rin: Candus98, are you even married nya? If you are you should know how hard is it to restrain yourself on your wedding day nya!
Nico: And to Chillin' Dude, are you even aware how hard is it for a girl to choose her own clothing?
Maki: What do you mean by that review IluvEliUmi?!
Nozomi: On the contrary IluvEliUmi, I prefer it if Maki-chan was drunk~ That way she'll be more aggressive!
Maki: If you say so... Oh yeah Candus98, what do you mean by I give you laughs?! Are you laughing at my expense?!
Umi: IluvEliUmi, I won't leave Nico just because she won't study. I love her more than that.
Nico: U-Umi-chan...
Mizono: Lie! There you are! Enya-chan just told me to stop using H*t*lia references so I won't do it anymore! Plus what Candus98 said is true! You have to take responsibility after what had happened on that night!
Lie: G-Gah! Fine I will alright?!
Airin: What did I miss?
Nothing... To Chillin' Dude's sister, sorry for scarring you.
Maki: She doesn't own Love Live or H*t*lia.
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"Hey Kotori-chan, why didn't you tell me that you're getting married to Honoka-chan?"
"I thought Umi-chan would probably tell you about our relationship..."
"Minami-san, she meant that you should have told her about the marriage..."
"I-I meant that when I first met Nico-chan I thought that it's inappropriate to tell her about a happy thing when she was so depressed over her private life..."
"Kotori, I never knew you were this considerate..."
"E-Eli-chan?! What do you mean by that?" Nico and Eli laughed at Kotori's outburst while Tsubasa was busy playing with her hand held gaming console.
"So you're all set with the preparations right?"
"Yeah! By the way Tsubasa-chan, what are you playing?"
"Huh? Oh just a new game I downloaded... It's about a female lifeguard and some potential love interests..."
"Huh... Sounds a little like the story Kotori created doesn't it?" Eli looked at Kotori, a smirk appearing on her face.
"E-Eli-chan I've no idea what you're talking about... Anyway! It's at 8.00 am sharp, at the chapel near Umi-chan's house! Don't be late!" Kotori went back to her office, leaving Eli, Nico and Tsubasa alone in the main room.
"So... What's the aim of the game you're playing Tsu-chan?"
"Basically woo one of the girls, earn some cash like a normal sim date. You'll get to know their back story as you go on."
"Sounds interesting, who can Maki-chan woo?"
"She can woo Minami-san, Eli-chan, Sonoda-san... Know what, never mind..."
"Come on! Tell us!"
"Argh! She can woo everyone except me, Erena and Anju!"
"And our mothers. Tsu-chan, I can't believe you'll leave out that fact!"
"That's the point! They are inside! There's actually something called incest! The best part? There's sex scenes and it's rated for kids!"
"U-Um... Is this a bad time?"
"Hanayo-chan? What are you doing here? No, it's not a bad time..." Tsubasa was cuddling Eli as though she had seen something she shouldn't have. Eli sighed as she knew that her lover was freaking out over a small matter.
"I-I'm here to buy some hoodies for Rin-chan..."
"It's right over there. Hey Tsubasa-chan, what's the name of the game?"
"It's a Hot Hot Life. There's an exclamation mark at the end if you actually want to download it." Nico ran out of the clothing store, leaving Eli and Tsubasa to tend Aerial Designs.
"H-How much is this?" Hanayo placed a cat hoodie on the counter. Before Eli could check the price tag, Tsubasa had replied the home economics teacher with confidence.
"That will be 1923 yen."
"H-Here's 2000 yen..."
"Here's your change of 77 yen, have a nice day with Hoshizora-san."
"H-Have a nice day with Eli-chan too!" With that, Hanayo left the clothing store. Eli was left impressed at Tsubasa's professionalism despite still playing her game.
"Harasho..."
"Heh... You're dating Minami-san's only employee for four years until Nico arrived!"
"Was that Hanayo-chan?"
"Yeah, did you want to see her Minami-san?"
"Nope, I was just asking! By the way, where's Nico-chan?"
"Off to download the game Tsu-chan's playing..."
"I'm back! Eli-chan, are you aware that your sister is working at the game store near your working place?"
"What?! S-She's underaged! Are you sure it's her?"
"She's the one who helped me to download the freaking game!"
"I'm going to scold her!" Eli proceeded to text Alisa while the three went back to do their work.
"Oh yes! Since tomorrow's my wedding day, I decided that I'll close early! Have a good rest everyone!" Kotori said.
"I just came back though... Ah fine, I can play this at home!" Nico grumbled before leaving.
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"Nico, what are you playing?"
"Hmm? A game that Tsubasa-chan told me about. It's a dating sim really."
"Oh? So what kind of character are you trying to get to know better?"
"You."
"W-What?!"
"Here, look at this." Umi got closer to Nico's gaming console. It contained a scene where a lifeguard resembling Maki was talking with a policewoman that resembles Umi.
"Hey Sonoda-san, why do you always patrol around this area?" Umi saw this and decided to scroll down.
"I don't trust you Nishikino-san. Just because you're a lifeguard that doesn't mean I'll let you be you got that? Face that wall over there."
"W-What are you doing?! H-Hey!"
"Frisking you for any hidden weapons." Her hands went north and squeezed my breasts tightly.
"W-WAAAAAH! Nico Yazawa, that game's too indecent for someone of your age!" Umi screeched, backing away from Nico.
"That's the point! And yet this is meant for all ages!" Nico retorted.
"Huh?! N-Never mind that game! Nico, I need your help at the wedding tomorrow. We have to be at the chapel by 5.30am to prepare the stuff for the wedding!"
"That early? For what?"
"Dress Kotori, oversee the decorations the norm for weddings! I'll wake you so don't complain tomorrow!"
"Haa... Fine, that means we need to get to sleep now?"
"Yeah, good night Nico."
"You too."
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"So sleepy... Am I tying her hair right?"
"Yup! Nico-chan you're doing great!"
"Nico, pay attention when you're tying Kotori's hair."
"Got it..."
"Okay, the dress is on you! Wonder how's Honoka doing?" Umi wanted to reached for the doorknob but instead stepped on the hem of Kotori's dress.
"W-Woah!" Nico exclaimed before toppling over Kotori as she tried to release her dress.
"Ah!"
"Umi-chan~ Is Kotori-chan done yet?" Honoka said before entering the room. She was greeted with shock however as she saw what was in front of her.
"Ah... Honoka, you're here..."
"U-Umi-chan? N-Nico-chan? How could you?! I hate the both of you!" Honoka stormed out of the room, tears flowing freely from her eyes.
"H-Honoka-chan..."
"Kotori... You better go after her before she calls off the wedding.
"Y-Yeah!" Kotori ran after Honoka, leaving behind Umi and Nico.
"Well, this gives me more time to play my game." Nico took out her gaming console and continued from where she stopped last night.
"H-Hey! No playing that adult game!"
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"Honoka-chan! Honoka-chan where are you?"
"Sniff... Kotori-chan cheated on me..."
"Ah! Honoka-chan! Please hear me out!"
"Why should I?! I saw you! Nico-chan was on top of you while Umi-chan was below you!"
"Umi-chan stepped on my dress and when I moved, Nico-chan who was doing my hair fell on me! This will cause Umi-chan to be below me! It was just bad timing when you entered! Please believe me!"
"I-I can't... I-I just c-can't..."
"Honoka-chan..."
"S-Stay away from me!" With that, Honoka ran off. Kotori, dejected, went back to her room before being stopped by Nozomi.
"Hey Kotori-chan, do you know what this card means?" Nozomi held up an upright Temperance card.
"Um... Not really..."
"Haha... In your case, it means that you need to reflect on your situation and act on it."
"Really?"
"Well... It works 90 percent of the time but at least it's still something!" Nozomi grinned, relieving Kotori a little.
"Thanks Nozomi-chan!" With that, Kotori ran off.
"The 10 percent uncertainty depends on you Kotori-chan..." Nozomi muttered to herself before walking off.
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"Where is she?" Umi asked. The rest simply shook their heads, worrying Umi.
"It's fine Umi-chan... Honoka-chan will turn up. I believe in her!"
"But Minami-san..." Tsubasa didn't had the heart to tell her that Honoka was already at home, running away from the wedding literally.
"Kira-san... Let me see that message..." Nozomi scanned through the message, eyes widening slightly as she read the message.
"It's bad right?"
"No it isn't yet... If we assist Kotori-chan, it's still salvageable..."
"Nozomi-chan? Tsubasa-chan? What are you whispering there?"
"Ah Maki-chan... How would you like to assist us in a tragic wedding?"
"What?
"Here's what you need to do..." Nozomi told Tsubasa and Maki of her plan with both of them nodding to it.
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"Hello?"
"Honoka-chan... I'm sorry..."
"M-Maki-chan? What is it? What happened?"
"While we're waiting for you to show up, a crazy murderer that just escaped from the mental hospital appeared and stabbed Kotori-chan and Yukiho-chan..."
"Y-You're kidding right? H-Hey, tell me it's just a joke..."
"..."
"W-What happened to them?! Where are you right now?!"
"W-We're at the hospital... Yukiho-chan is severely injured and is currently having an operation..."
"W-What about Kotori-chan?" Honoka's voice was trembling as she waited for Maki's words.
"S-She... She died on the spot Honoka-chan... H-Her body's at the hospital... P-Please... Come over..." Honoka dropped the phone and immediately burst out of her house.
"N-No... THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME!" Honoka cried, not wanting to accept the fact that her beloved was gone.
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"Will this work?"
"Trust me Kotori-chan... Just play along and all will be fine..."
"O-Okay then..." Kotori returned to her original position on the cold hard operating table.
"She's here."
"Alright, all of you act depressed. Rin-chan, act emotional. Hanayo-chan, cry hard. Umi-chan, do what you wanted to do."
"Okay nya!"
"A-Alright..."
"She's going to pay for her death..." Umi cracked her knuckles, sending shivers down some of their spines.
"Haa... Haa... Where is she? Where's Kotori-chan's body?" Honoka asked, out of breath from running a long distance.
"You scum! You left her at the altar and you still dare ask if you could see her?" Umi spat out, punching Honoka hard.
"A-Argh... Please, Umi-chan... Let me see her one more time..."
"No way! You know something? If you didn't disappear, we could have held the wedding an hour earlier! And if we held it an hour earlier, we could have avoided that psycho!" Umi did a left hook, making blood flow out of Honoka's mouth.
"I... caused... her... death?"
"Yeah you did! How are you going to solve this?!" Umi kicked a now limp body of Honoka Kosaka before getting herself restrained by Eli.
"Honoka, hurry up and go in before Umi hurts you again..."
"T-Thanks..." Honoka hobbled into the room where Kotori was in.
"..."
"Sorry, I... forgotten... that... you're... dead... Y'know... just an hour ago... I was telling... you to stay... away from... me... How I wish... I was beside you during your... last few minutes of... your life..."
"..."
"Kotori... chan... Wake up... I beg of you... I promise... that I'll listen to you... and not rush... into conclusions... So please... I'm so... so sorry..."
"Okay! Umi-chan shouldn't hit you so hard though!" Kotori's cheerful voice was heard. Honoka looked up and saw Kotori perfectly unharmed.
"Huh...? Aren't... you... dead...?"
"That was all Nozomi-chan's idea! Hey Honoka-chan? Shall we get married now? We're in our wedding dresses and Nozomi-chan could act as the priest!"
"S-Sounds great..."
"I heard your conversation. Let's just make this fast, kiss each other if you love each other forever." Kotori and Honoka kissed each other, causing a few nose bleeds and Hanayo to act as their wedding photographer.
"C-Can... I lie down... on that bed... over there?"
"Yup! I'll sleep with you!" Honoka simply dropped on to the nearby bed with Kotori snuggling on to her. Nozomi decided to gave them some privacy and closed the door.
"So... Who's getting married next? Being the priest is fun!"
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Kotori: Enya-chan! Why did you do this to Honoka-chan!
Umi: Also, why did you make me frisk Maki?!
To Kotori, sorry but I want to. To Umi, I ship you and Maki.
Kotori: Next time don't write such a dangerous thing okay?
Fine...
Umi: You ship ME with Maki?!
I ship you with everyone. Especially with Kotori, Eli and Maki.
Umi: You...
Toriko: Well, it's not that bad...
Oh yeah, did I mention that I ship Toriko and Kami together?
Toriko: No you didn't!
Well now you know. Let's see... anything else?
Airin: Yeah, me. Are you going to make a fanfic about the two titles you mentioned in the story?
Uh... Why do you ask?
Maki: If that's the case, I want to ask you one thing.
What?
Maki: Are you obsessed with me?
No. My favourite character in the Love Live universe is Umi.
Airin: Then why are those two stories featuring Maki?!
I just feel like it.
Maki: Screw you! Readers, do you know that in 'Tokyo Guide, Doctor and A Cliche Romance', Enya-chan wants t- mmph!
Maki, all SIF players will know what you're going to say so stop it. Plus you're not supposed to reveal the plot here.
Airin: Yeah and in 'It's a Hot Hot Life!', Maki's gonna get herself *beep* and *beep* after *beep*...
Maki: WHAT?!
Chill... Anyway, see you guys next chapter. It's coming to an end soon so yeah just bear with me for a little bit.
All: Bye!
