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Rating K for now but will be M later for gore.

Paring KakashixGenmaxRadiouxAsumaxGai

Summary Kakashi just wanted to bring home some sweets so Asuma would forgive him but ends up pant-less, shirt-less, sweet-less, and maybe even Asuma-less.

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Chapter Three:

General Pov

As soon as they reached their shared apartment, Raidou grabbed Kakashi by the shoulders and slammed him against the wall, practically ripping off his mask and kissing him roughly. The white-haired jounin let himself be manhandled without much protest - usually, he would have used his strength to switch their roles, but now he felt like he owed the scarred man an apology. He moaned involuntarily as Raidou thrust his tongue into his mouth and brought up his hands to run them through the man's shaggy brown hair. Both their forehead protectors fell forgotten to the floor.

Genma lounged on the desk, idly watching his two lovers kiss. Ever so often, he pointedly glanced at the clock or tapped his fingers loudly against the tabletop. Finally, seeing as neither Kakashi or Raidou were responding to his subtle hints (or responding at all), he cleared his throat. "Ahem. We don't have all day, you know." he commented. "Are you two planning to finish up your make out fest anytime soon?"

"Oh, shush, Genma." Raidou replied, chuckling against Kakashi's neck. "You're just jealous."

The blonde rolled his eyes and sighed loudly as the two went back at it once more. Deciding that it would be a waste of time to try once more to separate them, he scooped up the paper bag Kakashi had brought home, and, ignoring the ever more suggestive noises the pair were making, decided to investigate its contents.

"One paper bag," Genma murmured to himself, pretending he was cataloguing items found on a mission.

"Contains: one receipt for Konoha candy shop, one crumpled wax paper, and five Rice Village Special candies - yum!" He picked out one of the large blocks of taffy, colored a warm caramel and covered with edible, transparent rice paper.

Looking from the sweet to Raidou and Kakashi, then back to the sweet, his eyes lit up and he grinned. Popping the taffy into his mouth and making sure it was thoroughly covered with his own saliva, he turned to his lovers. "Hey, boys, if you separate yourselves from each other for a moment, I have something very sweet for you both."

The pair turned, both flushed with rumpled hair. Kakashi sized up the situation immediately. "No, no, no!" he cried, rushing to Genma and the opened bag of candies. "Those were for Asuma!" Genma's smirk only grew wider and he rolled the candy around in his mouth, making sure it was visible as he pushed at it enticingly with his tongue. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind if we shared just one."

Raidou grinned and moved forward, sliding his hands up under Genma's shirt, but Kakashi paused, looking torn. Then he made the mistake of looking into Genma's eyes, which promised a world of sinful, sugar-coated pleasure. Almost in spite of himself, he reached forward and kissed his companion on the mouth, hard, forgetting all about Asuma, his team, and even Naruto.

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Sasuke Pov

"We're going to have to do something on our own." Sasuke insisted, staring blankly at the seat Naruto had vacated nearly half an hour ago. He and Sakura were still at the ramen stand, not having touched their bowls of noodles since their teacher had left.

Sakura looked up from where she had been contemplating the fine grain of the countertop. "How?" she asked, sighing frustrated. "Kakashi was right. I don't think we can do anything. We'll just end up bringing the punishment down on ourselves and Naruto, instead of Brian." She spat out the name as if it were poison.

"But did you see Kakashi leave?" the dark-haired boy hissed with uncharacteristic anger, leaving off the respectful 'sensei'. "He just took off with Genma and Raidou like he didn't have a care in the whole damn world! He's too occupied with his jounin orgy to help us out!"

"That's not true!" Sakura defended loudly and valiantly. "Just wait! He knows what he was talking about, and he's not going to let his personal life mess with helping Naruto."

Sasuke winced visibly as other patrons of the ramen stand glanced at them, some openly staring. Standing, he grabbed Sakura by the arm and led her away from the establishment, heading towards the training grounds. "Yes, well, even if he does bother to help us, we won't get rid of Brian any faster. Now listen to me - I have a plan."

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TBC

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