Chapter Six-The Wonderfully Amazing Brother Helps His Totally Incompetent Sister

"Ed! Ed!"

Edmund looked up from his Unceasingly Large Stack of Official Documents Waiting To Be Acknowledged. He silently groaned as his eccentric little sister came rushing in at top speed.

"Ed! Ed! I've got these faeries-Hippsta Faeries-and I can't interrogate them because it's too funny!" she yelled.

Edmund raised an eyebrow and lowered it hastily before Lucy got too close to see. "So? What's it got to do with me?" he said gruffly.

"Well, I just thought you might want to get away from your Unceasingly Large Stack of Official Documents Waiting To Be Acknowledged, that's all." Lucy said innocently. "Also, you're the most amazing, most perfect older brother I'd ever want, and I thought you'd appreciate a chance to show me your Wonderfulness and Amazing Awesomeness that Oozes So Blatantly From Your Striking Image," she rushed.

Edmund sat up straighter. "Really? Alright, then, I'll come. But only because I need a break."

He stood and followed his sister out of the office and closed the door quietly, so as not to alert the council of his absence.